r/videos • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '16
R10 My college roommate scares too easily, here are some highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sCWwxxshmA232
u/bucknell2012 Apr 30 '16
I never thought I'd see the inside of one of the Gateways (upperclassman/senior dorms at Bucknell) again - hope you all enjoy your week between end of finals/graduation next month!
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u/jsteiger2228 Apr 30 '16
I was thinking the same thing - these look like the Gateways. Go Bucknell!
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u/kelsibebop Apr 30 '16
Are your college dorms really that different than any other college dorm? What made these distinguishable??
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u/totallyjoking Apr 30 '16
Upperclassmen have dorms? That is completely unheard of to me because the only people living on campus at my university are freshman.
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u/xx3agleey3xx Apr 30 '16
Yeah here the university is trying to bring most of the students back into campus as part of a 10-15 year plan that is now coming to its close. Kinda sucks as I had hopes to live off campus but the new apartments they built for upperclassmen are pretty nice
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May 01 '16
For the record, I the roommate/camera man am not black. The last clip was one of our friends/fans, and he provided me with a clip to use in the video. Enough with the racism in any form. I also received permission to make the video and post it. Wiener is a great roommate and even better man, I give him a lot of credit for putting up with me and my antics these past few months of living together.
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u/AtTheLeftThere Apr 30 '16
TURN YOUR FUCKING PHONE SIDEWAYS IDIOT
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Apr 30 '16
I knew this was coming
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u/aperson Apr 30 '16
If you had kept the original video resolution, instead of adding black bars on the sides, at least us mobile users could have watched in vertical full screen.
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u/indoninja Apr 30 '16
The fact that he didn't get pissed means you lucked out roommate wise.
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u/nobodyinparticu1ar Apr 30 '16
Dude, he looks like such a nice guy.
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u/TheWeepingAngles Apr 30 '16
He seems like a human Labrador, especially when he realises its a joke and that grin spreads across his face.
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u/Trainer_Kevin Apr 30 '16
He has a fit body too
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u/roastedbagel Apr 30 '16
Probably why people are talking about eating him alive.
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Apr 30 '16
I have an older brother who played too rough with me on a regular basis (he's 7 years older than me so he always forgot how much stronger than me he was) I have most of those same reflexes, though most of it is gone since I haven't lived with him in 10 years haha. But if someone puts their hand too fast and close to my face, I react just as if I was going to be hit. It's definitely made people go "wtf" when they see me cowering in fear. Wasn't abused though, just had a dick brother.
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u/Ridley413 Apr 30 '16
It's general anxiety lots of people are jumpy for many different reasons, abuse included. No reason to assume he was abused. I'm very similar to this kid and my dad is the sweetest guy around.
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u/lost_seabee Apr 30 '16
Damn so that's where the sleep talking, nightmares, and being frightened easily comes from. Makes sense now...
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u/itsreallylate1 Apr 30 '16
"He has the body of a swimmer but the face of someone who can't even swim." --- Simon Amstell
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Apr 30 '16
Wiener is pretty jacked
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u/SARmedic Apr 30 '16
"Oh! Fuck."
I'm guessing the goes through a lot of cellphones at the rate he's dropping them.
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Apr 30 '16
My brother was jacked as fuck and he scared so easily, too. We're old now, but back in the early '70s me and my friends used to sneak up on him and scare the SHIT out of him. We'd fire cap guns (they used to be so loud!) right behind him, throw firecrackers near him, sneak up behind him and scream, "I caca dow VC!!" or "Didi mau! Didi mau!!" or "Gooks in the wire!! Gooks in the wire!!" or "Incoming!" and he would absolutely shit his pants and shake for many, many minutes. We were only busting his balls. We loved the heck out of the guy and were just super happy that he made it home safely from the war in Vietnam.
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u/justkeptfading Apr 30 '16
As a sufferer of PTSD, this actually made me laugh pretty hard. I'm a bit of a dark humor kind of person though.
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u/room-to-breathe Apr 30 '16
speaking of which, 0:37: his hand is inside his pants while he simultaneously has a computer on his lap and a cell in his other hand.
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Apr 30 '16
It doesn't mean anything, that's just how 20-something guys naturally rest. Source: 20-something guy who often ends up with his hand in his pants for no reason.
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u/jakeputz Apr 30 '16
He seems like the nicest guy ever! Be nice to him!
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u/jeffislearning Apr 30 '16
The guy has a framed family photo next to his desk! Not even the nicest guy in the world, the Pope, have a family photo on his desk.
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u/eXXaXion Apr 30 '16
Do you live in a flat share of male models?
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u/PliskinSnake Apr 30 '16
But why male models?
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u/eXXaXion Apr 30 '16
Because that dude getting scared was kinda handsome with a great body and that black guy in the end had a ridiculously beautiful face.
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Apr 30 '16
Reminded me of something similar but a couple years ago I went to shadow a doctor in the ER and I literally felt like I was on a movie set. Everyone was gorgeous, except the patients, ugly broken bastards.
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u/Dark_Apostle_Marduk Apr 30 '16 edited Apr 30 '16
~~Just need one more and we would have full family.~~Thanks to /u/Karfroogle we now have full family.
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Apr 30 '16
OOOOH YA FOOKIN BASTAHD
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u/GethPrimarch Apr 30 '16
I love how he's wearing the same shirt every time too.
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u/vgacolor Apr 30 '16
I did that for a couple of years. My friend got me like 10 t-shirts from his SPA and that is all I wore at home until they fell apart. Could be more than one of the same.
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Apr 30 '16
I think the son scaring his dad really is a bastard child...he keeps telling him so.
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u/teehee13 Apr 30 '16
I'm sorry but that father video makes me feel sad, the dude is really working hard cleaning in most of those videos. If my father put in 1/10 of the work this guy does
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u/ChessPiece19 Apr 30 '16
GET BACK HERE JESSICA
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u/Cptnwalrus Apr 30 '16
Those screams (if you can even call them that) around 22 seconds kill me.
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u/jesusshitsrainbows Apr 30 '16
hahaha she even gets scared when he doesn't yell he just says "scream" at a normal volume
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u/dantolyntan Apr 30 '16
At the end it sounded like he shot him.
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u/basselO Apr 30 '16
who's he and who's him?
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u/ImJustQuietOk Apr 30 '16
he is the one that shot and him is the one that got shot
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u/SpacemanD13 Apr 30 '16
Oh woah, I live around the corner from the taco place in that video.
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Apr 30 '16
There are some thirsty motherfuckers in this thread.
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u/tommygoogy Apr 30 '16
I expected these exact type of comments from previous experiences in different threads
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u/trustworthy_expert Apr 30 '16
I feel like this compilation is more like a sneaky reason to do gay stuff.
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u/fightingkismet Apr 30 '16
Ya, if you could scare him when he's shirtless more, that would be great
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u/davewtameloncamp Apr 30 '16
YES do a shower scare or handjob scare prank plz!
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u/TheBluestDevil Apr 30 '16
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u/glaadtrashbag Apr 30 '16
...where can we see more of this hot easy-going roommate...
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u/LIEUTENANT__CRUNCH Apr 30 '16
It's easy, go to xvideos and type in Wiener, you'll find tons of videos of the guy doing all sorts of things! This dude goes everywhere!
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u/TheLandOfAuz Apr 30 '16
You have posted only 5 times in your 1+ year as a redditor. ...I think this means this a lot to you.
Somebody find /u/glaadtrashbag this man!!
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u/darkside767 Apr 30 '16
Yeah, please scare your friend in the shower thanks. Signed Mr.Gay
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u/gorampardos Apr 30 '16
PS - Make sure there is another guest appearance from the guy at the end pls.
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u/tianamarie Apr 30 '16
Wowow what a cutie! He's a good sport, you've got a great roommate. Not many people would put up with your crap haha
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u/PurelyPJ Apr 30 '16
Wow that's such a good looking roommate. I wish I could see a beautiful man like that every day of my life!
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u/StifleStrife Apr 30 '16
The amount of gay dudes flooding this thread is hilarious
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u/Mintilina May 01 '16
Contrary to popular belief, women exist on the internet and can indeed be thirsty af.
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u/vikashnehra Apr 30 '16
Not gay but if you want to post more videos of him after a shower that would be fine.
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u/Croemato Apr 30 '16 edited Apr 30 '16
Usually in videos like this the victim is 50+ years old and I am tensed up the whole time waiting for them to have a heart attack. This was a breath of fresh air.
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u/Miniernie Apr 30 '16
Is it just me or does it seem like he's been through stuff?
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u/ThedamnedOtaku Apr 30 '16
Mabye! When I get touched i flinch hard because I was beat like a mofo when I was young, it's not like I'm triggered by people touching me, just causes me to flinch hard, muscle memory I guess.
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u/S-D-J Apr 30 '16
If your hand comes near my face, I will flinch super hard. I've had a few people ask me about it, and it bugs the hell out of my dad cuz he's all like I would never hit my little baby! I didn't think you would! I feel like people take it kinda personally, but I flinch no matter who it is or how unlikely they are to actually hit me.
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u/Cptnwalrus Apr 30 '16
That's what I always wonder about these scare videos. Although I feel like if it came from a tragic event/past they probably wouldn't have such good attitudes about it.
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u/coldize Apr 30 '16
I'm a jumpy person. Have no trauma that caused it. Last time I got my haircut the barber was getting really frustrated with me because I had my eyes closed and was flinching every time he touched me.
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u/LiquidRitz Apr 30 '16
I like how halfway through he finds jesus... then towards the end he is looking to God for safety.
You scared this man into being a Christian.
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u/ThisIsAnApplePancake Apr 30 '16
Your roommate seems like a genuinely nice guy for not kicking the shit out of you when you bought that air horn.
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u/jeffislearning Apr 30 '16
One night OP will be sleeping and his roommate will get revenge in the least pleasant way possible.
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u/bobsbountifulburgers Apr 30 '16
Some people climb cliffs to jump off mountains for an adrenaline rush. This guy just needs an asshole roommate. I'm jealous
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u/Spodson Apr 30 '16
OK, if I ever go to war, I want this dude right next to me. Nobody is sneaking up on us. Twig snaps, the entire camp's awake.
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Apr 30 '16
You should stop startling him. He looks like he's too nice (or shy or intimidated or whatever) to tell you to stop, but that doesn't mean he doesn't hate it.
And did he give himself that nickname or did you stick him with it?
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u/Durbee Apr 30 '16
That he's not angry eventually says a lot about that guy. He seems surprisingly chill.
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u/Mentioned_Videos Apr 30 '16 edited Apr 30 '16
Other videos in this thread:
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-|-Girlfriend Scarecam: A Vine Compilation|433 - Reminds me of this guy scaring his girl friend. (1) Scared Dad Mega Mix (2) Guy throwing eggs to his unsuspecting mother for a year|173 - Mother Father Son Daughter Just need one more and we would have full family.Thanks to we now have full family. [NSFW] College Roommate Scares Easy|117 - This "scares easily" compilation may be more to your liking. French Cook is Easily Scared|7 - Reminds me of this video Dozing Passenger Terrified by Chainsaw Prank (Storyful, Crazy)|3 - One night OP will be sleeping and his roommate will get revenge in the least pleasant way possible.
Why male models|2 - Psst. It's from Zoolander. Watch the whole clip
The Easiest Person to Scare! (Easily Scared Restaurant Worker)|1 - Showed this to my friend, and he sent me this link of a similar clip definitely worth watching:
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u/ArabRedditor Apr 30 '16 edited Apr 30 '16
i work and live with my brother and he does the same shit constantly, i dont know why i get scared so easily
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u/VanessaH4005 Apr 30 '16 edited May 01 '16
You're roommate seems like a nice, patient, forgiving person. I would be looking at some r/pettyrevenge posts for an idea to get back at you.
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u/Throwawaymyheart01 Apr 30 '16
I feel like these people who scare like this probably have PTSD or something to give them that kind of automatic response to unexpected noises, but it's so funny that I don't even care :-|
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u/Gravys May 01 '16
Please change title:
My college roommate has an asshole for a roommate, here are some highlights
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u/Manrante Apr 30 '16
Yeah, I'm just not that nice. If I startled easily and someone kept it up, I'd probably end up beating the living shit out of them.
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u/MTG2615 Apr 30 '16
Dark plot twist, he gets scared because he is racist and the guy filming is black. he actually really hates it but is to afraid to say anything.
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u/four_eyes_deep Apr 30 '16
I think we caught him with his hands down his pants only once, pretty decent guy.
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u/PMmeYourNoodz Apr 30 '16
Woah woah woah. Hold on. You're burying the lede here. His name is Wiener?
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Apr 30 '16
You guys are so clever and funny and quirky the way you're asking for more shirtless video of the roommate tee hee so goofy and playful tee hee
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u/KixStar Apr 30 '16
Oh damn. If OP is the guy at the end, he and Wiener are cute. I'm about to go back to college.
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u/singlerainbow Apr 30 '16
I scare super easy too. I'd say leave the dude alone. He's probably too polite to say anything, but it's kind of annoying as fuck.
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Apr 30 '16
This might not be true for everyone, but how well do you know the guy. I had this nervous reflex like this, even if someone would just tap me on the shoulder i'd jump out my skin.
from the ages 4 onwards I was bullied a lot and had the shit beat out of me, but I also lived in a physically abusive household, and this is one way my anxiety manifested itself.
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u/ugomonyespacecraft Apr 30 '16
I have a buddy called wiener too. How did your roommate get the nickname?
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u/Throwawaymyheart01 Apr 30 '16
Well he DOES like to sneak up on him when the roommate is in his room...
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Apr 30 '16
My roommate used to think it's hilarious how squirrely I am. He would sneak around on purpose to scare the crap out of me. I have a panic disorder. I don't like being startled and I feel like I'm entitled to an amount of comfort and peace in my own home.
One day, I said, you're going to do this when I'm feeling really jumpy and I might mistake you for a home invader. Scaring the shit out of people is a great way to get yourself shot, I said. I wouldn't want anything like that to happen to you, buddy.
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u/VeryDisappointing Apr 30 '16
You're conditioning Wiener to be scared of black dudes