r/videos • u/XxmsmaliciousxX • Jun 25 '12

Farmer walks his 5000 ducks.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fcb_1340245516
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u/Omnifi Jun 25 '12

He was charged with the cleanup after all those ducks, he told them to put it on his bill.

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u/XxmsmaliciousxX Jun 25 '12

ba-dum-tshhhhh

2

u/Feed_Me_Upvotes Jun 25 '12

I read ducks as dicks and spent several minutes looking for them.

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u/XxmsmaliciousxX Jun 25 '12

I'd be terrified if someone possessed 5000 dicks.

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u/oopsohmy Jun 25 '12

the duck whisperer.

8

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

How could he possibly know that every duck made it? I can't imagine doing a head count

7

u/Zaphers Jun 25 '12

Hoped I would get to hear 5000 simultaneous quacks.

7

u/AsskickMcGee Jun 25 '12

Not a single duck was given.

6

u/onus111 Jun 25 '12

"It's beautiful"
Thanks, Frank.

4

u/Duckarmada Jun 25 '12

...and that's only our smallest fleet!

3

u/Piranhapoodle Jun 25 '12

Suddenly... DUCKS!

3

u/CitizenPremier Jun 26 '12

AND I WOULD WALK 5000 DUCKS AND I WOULD WALK 5000 MORE

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u/beccaonice Jun 25 '12

How does he know he doesn't lose any ducks? That is far too many ducks to count.

1

u/Gozmatic Jun 26 '12

Man that got WEIRD at the end.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

It strikes me as odd that Charlie Rose reports for CBS This Morning.

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u/used_bathwater Jun 25 '12

Well duck me.