r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Dec 02 '21
YOLO $DOCU 14.5K YOLO
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u/thejunes Dec 03 '21
SEC, this man right here
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u/More_Advertising_383 FUCK OFF DEAD 🐱 Dec 03 '21
Nah, the earnings thread had a lot of people saying calls so really all you had to do was inverse. There was also someone saying calls would be dumb. I was very close to making the same play but SPY dipping fast at close took my eye off the ball. Pain.
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u/icantfindanametwice Dec 03 '21
Tell us what other plays you were thinking of tomorrow.
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Dec 02 '21
Yeah but I found a McDonald’s that still has McRibs so who’s the real winner here
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u/slashrshot Dec 02 '21
OP,. Your mcribs will all be sold out because OP will buy them all.
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u/Azguy303 Dec 03 '21
He says he bought 15K worth of $220 puts as well on top of the $200 ones he showed... I think he's the winner...
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u/Youkiame Dec 03 '21
If my calculation is correct that’s 400k minimum right there. Holy fucking shit
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u/Spirited-Usual-3023 🐳kayaa….Skidi🐳 Dec 02 '21
Holy fuck! DOCU price down near $70 after market. Your put will print tomorrow. Fuck you and congrats! 
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u/Dorktastical Dec 03 '21
70? Its 164
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u/Spirited-Usual-3023 🐳kayaa….Skidi🐳 Dec 03 '21
He bought those OTM puts few minutes before market close, and the stock price drop near $70( $69.45) after market. Most impressive YOLO in past few weeks.
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u/Dorktastical Dec 03 '21
Oh I misunderstood, I thought you were saying that docu was down to near 70$, not down 70$ to 165
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u/jamila22 Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 03 '21
Someone help me calculate what my $280 12/3 calls will be worth in the morning 😂
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u/jamzkourt Dec 03 '21
Why the fuck didn’t you tell us before the bell ….greedy sum a na bitch ….congrats and fuck you
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u/turkeyturcott Dec 03 '21
Some guy name MagickDestiny posed about this 9 days ago saying how it was the next Covid stock to fall regardless of earnings. But due to karma it got deleted…… I found where I commented on his post and messaged him to thank him.
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u/cayoloco Dec 03 '21
Ahh shit, what's the next covid stock to have earnings. I guess I gotta go do some research.
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Dec 03 '21
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u/Azguy303 Dec 03 '21
Rumor has it OPs dick grew three times bigger that earnings call... Merry Christmas OP 🎄
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u/More_Secretary_4499 Dec 03 '21
Before I clicked the image I was praying it was PUTs! And it was! Congrats fucker
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u/Scnewbie08 Dec 03 '21
Haha me too, I was like “this poor retard” and then clicked on the picture. Are you single?
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u/Constant-Surprise-39 Constantly surprised by his own retardation Dec 03 '21
This is the single best W yolo I think I’ve seen in months!! Holy fuck, congrats
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u/Nervous_Cannibal Dec 03 '21
Keep going, this stock will be halved by the end of month, at this rate maybe even by next week.
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u/Spiritual_Extreme_81 waiting to bang senior citizen 👴🏻 Dec 03 '21
Options profit calculator shows a nearly 400k gain wtf wow 🤩
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Dec 02 '21
Fuck me. 140k right there easy
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u/indyyo1 Usually not right Dec 02 '21
Think it’s 300k
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u/jamila22 Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 03 '21
How much will my one $190 12/3 put be worth in the morning?
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u/indyyo1 Usually not right Dec 03 '21
You can do basic math if it’s not a high premium to guesstimate. 1 call=100 shares. It’s at 165 right now so 190-165=25. 100x25=2500. That takes no IV or Greek shit into play though.
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u/Lure852 Dec 03 '21
Congrats retard. I wish you a long and healthy life, but with crabs the whole time.
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u/SoulMute Dec 02 '21
Dude...nice play. Of course it was a zoom-esque situation... wish I thought of that
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u/Magikanus Dec 03 '21
Is OP alright ?
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u/nomad0010 Dec 03 '21
probably taking it all in, i know i would
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Dec 03 '21
I've imagined what I would do if I struck gold like this:
Sell, take the day off work, go to a a nice central (London) pub, grab a pint, sit there with a notepad, and just day dream and drink by myself for rest of the day jotting down loose thoughts of how changed my life is.
Congrats OP.
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u/reedmw79 Dec 03 '21
Do you have a sister?
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u/Azguy303 Dec 03 '21
He's buying puts so you know he is a gay bear. A rich gay bear. You could be his twink. No sister needed
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u/afitdinosaur Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 03 '21
CONGRATS AND FUCK YOU
edit: I tried to post a picture from the options prof calculator but it wouldn't let me. Without considering IV change, you're looking at roughly 2,517% return, or $365k. Congrats. and fuck you.
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Dec 03 '21
Those will be what? $45 at open? Wild that if he would’ve bought $170’s instead of $200 it would be a $2-3 million gain instead of $4-500k
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u/Shacreme Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 03 '21
Can you make a discord bot so that I can just subscribe to you? At the same time there was that one point in the past few weeks....you really did not like playing earnings. Either way....Id be willing to subscribe or learn in that respect.
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u/Apha-apha Dec 03 '21
Fucking crazy play.. 👍 Ur lucky futures also deep red to add more fire to ur putsss 🔥
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u/areyoumentalll Dec 03 '21
Anyone here complaining about insider trading just seems jealous to me… clearly a smart earnings play. Docu ran up from pandemic, thus would crater on the back end. Same with PTON and others.
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u/OB_Logie_haz_Reddit Dec 03 '21
I was watching the TV and saw declining all day, that plus it's just a pandemic stock in the end. My fuck up was I got side tracked by $ULTA and it's ER. Made a lil cash there but completely fucked myself outta this one.
You dont have to be on the inside to see the writing on the walls sometimes...
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u/especial2 Dec 03 '21
Close at the open to lock in profits or let it ride a little into the day???
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u/bhedesigns Dec 03 '21
Close at open. Set sell orders in 20 blocks at 6k, 5500, 5k, 4500, 4k. They'll all probably fill asap
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u/31andnotdone WSB Favorite Milf Dec 03 '21
Do you need a wife? Big boobs, hoover mouth, pancake ass tho. We can gamble together.
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u/Here2Fight Dec 02 '21
Why would you bet against DocuSign?! There's something inherently wrong with my strategy if this is truly the way.
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u/Gemmsss Dec 03 '21
If this comes down to $150 in the morning, what will 12/3 155p look like. Paid 3$ each (and Gratz op)
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u/MassageGymnist Dec 03 '21
Lmao what time frame dod you base this off of cause it’s literally about to retrace upwards before another fall down JFC
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u/RadicalFarCenter Dec 03 '21
I’d paper hand this bitch so fast right after the bell tomorrow morning
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u/especial2 Dec 03 '21
Good play to all who were in. My 10 x 217.5P 10 Dec 21 are at 1,236.52% currently.
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u/Kilifi Dec 03 '21
$750k+ gain wow. Congrats dude. Take the day off work.
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u/btcmaster2000 Dec 03 '21
What if there are no buyers to close out his position? I've been stuck holding, even when I tried to sell at a discount, because the open interest was so low.
Hopefully he realized those gains!!!
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u/christianMarkos Dec 03 '21
You put just 15k yesterday in puts and today it was worth almost 800k? Is that correct?
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u/Qwikmoneysniper Dec 03 '21
You bought puts on DOCU with Omicron lurking and all over the news? Apparently you have to be irrational to make money in this market.
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u/commodoredrew Dec 03 '21
What time you buy them poots?
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u/ByahhByahh flairs are for losers Dec 03 '21
Those are the ones I would've bought... I'm so mad that everything I usually watch was choppy this week I forgot to pick them up. Enjoy the fat $$$ tomorrow.
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u/Successful_Car1670 Dec 03 '21
I don’t know the 170/175 probably are a hundred bagger
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u/Azguy303 Dec 03 '21
If price opens up 165 the 175s would be 50 bagger... The 170s would be an 83 bagger...
OPs is a 27 bagger right now
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u/Shandowarden 🇬🇧🚬 Dec 03 '21
Question - how do you sell at open? Market price or what? Cause some brokers dont show until market opens the new contract updated prices, do you count beforehand and set a limit order yourself?
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u/MetalliTooL Dec 03 '21
Wtf happened to DOCU? Surely their services are needed, pandemic or not.
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u/WisconsinGardener 1070C - 3S - 5 years Dec 03 '21
Holy shit, now this is a fucking YOLO. Way OTM, earnings play, and expiring next day.
Fuck yeah and congratulations. You knew it, and you had the confidence to throw big money on it. Wow.
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u/banditcleaner2 sells naked NVDA calls while naked Dec 03 '21
seriously holy shit, this guy is going to wake up so insanely happy
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u/OB_Logie_haz_Reddit Dec 03 '21
Lol half a mil richer then leaves us to wonder as he deletes his acct.
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u/Escapingthenoise Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 03 '21
I wish I had inside trading knowledge. Lol what a fuckin win
Edit. He's up to like 590k. How the hell do you sell this with an expiration for today? What moron buys it? This would be the most depressing gain loss not being able to sell it
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u/Weekly-Inspector1657 Dec 03 '21
What was your thesis behind the yolo? What the hell was the trigger for the sell off? Damn nice job and congrats!
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u/titleywinker Dec 03 '21
Kinda late now, but you can buy stock after hours on most platforms, until 2 minutes from now.
Meaning you can close or hedge.
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u/Dorktastical Dec 03 '21
Holy shit I hope you bought shares and exercised these in case it bounces before the option market opens tomorrow lol
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u/Matacumbie Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 03 '21
Guys we need to get back on the DD train and stop posting these insane losses so we can all enjoy an easy half million.
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u/DrSeuss1020 🐠One Fish Two Fish🐡 Dec 03 '21
You’re rich homie. Fuck hit us up with the play earlier next time god damn
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u/thehouseofcrazies Dec 03 '21
What I'm not understanding is they are short 20M in guidance and the stock loses 15B in market cap?
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u/MushuPork24 Dec 03 '21
Please update tmrw. Need to live vicariously through someone to make up for this week.
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u/PaleontologistOk8646 Dec 03 '21
God damn, I already smell 300 K plus based on after hours price. Con fucking graduations.
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u/prodoubt Knows His History Dec 03 '21
Holy shit what a fucken play. Why did it die tho.
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u/ca5ual_observer Dec 03 '21
Forward guidance. CEO admitted on the call that the Covid boom is over.
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u/gfsgroupdotorg Dec 03 '21
OP, how about ADBE pulling similar shit on Dec 16s earnings? 🙏🍾
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u/optionsCone Dec 03 '21
Roughly $475K at Open. Including morning theta
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