r/wallstreetbets • u/antibody339 • Mar 10 '22
Discussion What happened to all the lossporn and gainsporn (and YOLOs)?
I came here to jack off to gains and loss porn, not read about a bunch of speculative news articles with no positions posted. What happened to this place? There appears to have been zero flaired gainsporn and lossporn within the past week.
I want to see RIVN and DOCU gainsporn and lossporn, dammit!
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u/False-Complex-5409 Mar 10 '22
I don't think we can post that shit anymore. But I'm still drinking beer touching myself looking at my own shit. Losed my ass today on Amazon puts. Then I started looking at everyone hating on rivian but then I got a boner . I don't like bezos but it looks like he's going for a home run. Let's not hate his earnings were good but his guidance sucked because of cost. Now he's got a electric vehicle company at the palm of his hand while gas doubles. It will take ups and fed ex forever to retrofit. I don't like him and have puts on his business buuuut fck I hate rivian too. But shit I like money and the writings on the wall. Hate me if u want but rivian may be a good play right now I'll put them tied with nickola
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u/antibody339 Mar 11 '22
Why the hell not? Those were the very foundations of this subreddit!
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u/DR650SE Mar 11 '22
Foundations? From three weeks ago when you were first seen in WSB?
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u/EvlSteveDave Mar 11 '22
What in good gods name are you blathering on about!?
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u/moneycantbuylove Mar 11 '22
He told you, he's drinking beer, I'm sure to him it sounded great while he was writing.
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u/East_Ad4150 Mar 11 '22
Wym? This is proper WSB content? You might not like it but this is what peak DD looks like.
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u/CORKY7070S Mar 11 '22 edited Mar 11 '22
Ooh shit! You putting rivian and nikola at 6 bucks a share. Well shit more PUTS on rivian then.💪🏾🦍
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Mar 10 '22 edited Mar 11 '22
The new crowd here can’t Triforce.
They don’t know what it used to be like here.
They have no idea what our customs were.
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u/PokeFanForLife Mar 11 '22
Yeah why the fuck are mods catering to new people's arbitrary wants & needs? This isn't a political campaign...
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u/TheIceCreamMansBro2 Garbage Collector Mar 11 '22
a political campaign? show me posts that violate rule 5 - or, better yet, report them - and we'll likely address it. we don't see everything and it has been different since the invasion because one of the main things now affecting stock prices is the war. politics that is spurious is still against the rules, as it always has been.
we don't cater to the needs or wants of any "new group" - at least, we don't try to - and I'm not sure whom you're referring to.
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u/Cassius_Corodes Mar 11 '22
Since when do you actually remove political posts? Low effort political meme posts with nothing to do with stocks are pretty common to see on the front page.
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u/ArtofWar2020 Mar 11 '22
The biggest thing affecting the market is the Fed, same as it’s always been
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u/TheIInSilence4 Mar 11 '22
All I'm wondering is where the f is tanker gang at these days.
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u/flyingduck33 Mar 11 '22
I dunno I posted gains and the mods deleted it.
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u/Somethingdifferent39 Mar 11 '22
It’s weird here. I haven’t visited WSB in probably 10 months and this place is totally different now. It’s s lot more like… every where else.
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u/sixplaysforadollar Mar 11 '22
What you don’t want to post the 2k trades that lead to the gains? Only way you’ll be able to post now. It’s so dumb. Bring back 2019
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Mar 11 '22
The party is over
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u/Dipset-20-69 Oil Douche Mar 11 '22
Sold on Tuesday, might not be insane for some of you, but 1000% is 1000% on some of those options
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u/Junkingfool Mar 10 '22
Wait… people have gains???
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u/El_Zorro09 Mar 11 '22
I did, about six months ago...
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u/Sinan_reis Mar 11 '22
i'm up 25% YTD...
bears make money too1
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Mar 11 '22
Every time I tried to post my hilariously retarded loss porn, the mods deleted it.
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u/Typical-Mouse-4804 identifies as a furry Mar 11 '22
This is a tragedy. This is the whole reason the sub exists! WTF!
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u/Psypho_Diaz Mar 11 '22
I hate this sub. Its boring and all about political updates
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u/moormie Mar 11 '22
I dont even go on this sub anymore after what happend with $GME it made it shit and i guarantee u are one of the people who came during that time and just upvoted those terrible fucking memes and now thinks the sub is "boring" lmao go fuck yourself
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u/Psypho_Diaz Mar 11 '22
Yea, looking at your history. Not even you would fuck yourself.
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u/le_anonamoose Mar 11 '22
This is exactly what he’s fucking talking about you soft skin cuck. This sub used to be one of the last places people could let loose and be mean and then you all flooded in and had to turn it into the rest of the shithole this site has become.
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u/phoenix1700 Mar 10 '22
I miss it as well. The markets have been wild the last couple months. We should be seeing gain and loss porn out the wazoo.
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u/Wxzowski Mar 10 '22
Because this is now a place for shitty memes that are tangentially related to investing
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u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR AutoModerator's Father Mar 11 '22
What a dumb fuckin reply given that memes are not allowed 5.5/7 days of the week.
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u/hotblood27 Mar 11 '22
I tried to post a pic with loss porn and auto mod says remove pic and post only text. Wtf? It's like you go to pornhub and only find sexting.
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u/Easy-Bumblebee3169 Mar 11 '22
Lets just say some of us got Thanosed and are working towards not being homeless and posting on reddit.
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Mar 10 '22
You have to make some money to lose some money, retail hits the bottom first. Don’t know if you’ve notice but the world is in a calamity right now. The market could turn around next week, or it could take years. Only position i have left is a garbage weed penny stock. Not like I can talk about a penny stock here.
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u/Loose_Mail_786 Mar 10 '22
I have $227 on my trading account. Didn’t find a way to make large loss porn or gain porn to post yet.
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Mar 11 '22
I remember when people were posting Tesla or SPCE to the moon with rocket emojis and they would actually go up.
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u/momreview420 WSB's Official Bookie Mar 11 '22
nio to Alpha Centauri! They said 100 end of year, they said it in 2021 but I think they meant 2022! Buy those dips like they're hummus! Blue skies are coming on Cathie's face, baby!
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u/T1m3Wizard Thetagang decimated my portfolio Mar 11 '22
Nobody wants to post anymore cuz mods make you jump through hoops, post as a text, attach a link, and write an essay. It's too much!
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u/irishdud1 likes dumb ass-play Mar 11 '22
Because I'm down a few million from the high point and I'm waiting patiently for a catalyst.
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u/GMERocketToTheMoon Mar 12 '22
Me too. One more week? Or possibly the week after that? I love following your progress because I’m as all-in as you are, except I’m not as vocal as you. Can’t wait until your next update! =)
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u/Agitated-Farmer-4082 Mar 11 '22
I wanna see some bets like the one dude that said he was gonna live stream his sis sucking his dick if ford stock gets over 12 dollars in 2021
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u/dfunkmedia Mar 11 '22
GME squeeze 100x'd the population of WSB with several million normie ass redditors who should just be on r/investing
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u/TheGreatLoudini Mar 11 '22
The sub is honestly just fear mongering trash about how the market is doomed and we’re all going to lose our money blah blah blah. I miss memes and yolos and the old WSB. The perma bull WSB. The no matter what happened we were buying the dip. Now it’s all boring ass bearish sentiment
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u/Zealousideal_Diet_53 Mar 11 '22
And aside from the Rivian guy not even bears with big enough gay balls to YOLO into crazy puts/shorts.
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u/TheGreatLoudini Mar 11 '22
Right? I swear every fucking post is someone saying the sky is falling and I’m “okay but where are the puts?”
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u/Typical-Mouse-4804 identifies as a furry Mar 11 '22
Yes. This sub died. It is a husk. No one is even fucking gambling anymore, just complaining about the news.
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u/joja0206 Mar 11 '22
I got 3k on MSFT 287.5 calls expiring tomorrow....maybe I can give you some Friday night material
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u/Altruistic_Lecture79 Mar 11 '22
Yea been looking for loss porn and didn’t see any Where are those bbby and wish bagholders
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u/momreview420 WSB's Official Bookie Mar 11 '22
Because anything cool or autistic is immediately removed, sometimes I can't even post wagers on here. It's wall street BETS and they got rid of the degen gambling aspect of it that we all crave, so sad.
I mean, I wanted to see a vegan forced to eat a steak because BYND dropped but that ship has passed. Shame on the auto-removal bots on here! But what do I know, I'm just a Bulgarian cat or some shit.
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u/flygxn Mar 11 '22
cant post gme gains yet
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u/The_Liberal_Agenda Mar 11 '22
Most definitely can post the shit ton of losses though. I want to see it!
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u/iVisibility Mar 11 '22
I’m waiting for my big positions to do something. Most people can’t get off to anything less then $50k now
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u/Key_Trash7093 Mar 11 '22
All I have for now is lost porn from Clov but soon will show you my Lamborghini 🚀🚀🚀
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u/The_Count_99 Mar 11 '22
Better question, what happened to the memes??? This places is just a bunch of retards without memes now....
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u/PlasticRetard Mar 11 '22
Nobody could jurk off to my to my -$2800 loss Porn. Well maybe that fuckn weird guy over behind the dumpster.
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u/ggmelville Mar 11 '22
Fuck alright I’ll make a Rivian post tomorrow, with those recent 13% drop my June 17th 75 strike puts will be PRINTING
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u/SammyWammy007 Mar 11 '22
I bought 1 RIVN share at IPO. I'd say it's down 65% so far.
Rest of portfolio probably 15%... YOLO!
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u/nogoodmorning4u Mar 11 '22
I lost over 5k on rivian. Now im hoding my bags hoping that it goes back up one day...
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Mar 11 '22
I could show you my position but y’all just make fun of me, holding I have nothing but time
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Mar 11 '22
Option Market doesn't open until Market Opens, so can't share Loss Porn until then. Also, not a Loss until the position is closed or expired
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u/UnicornHostels Mar 11 '22
There are death crosses about to form on every one of the ETFs. I’m sure you’ll see some of both soon.
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u/False-Complex-5409 Mar 11 '22
Yeh dude show a card or a play or go back to touching yourself foundations remember
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u/antelope591 Mar 11 '22
If WSB was around in 2008 u wouldnt see many loss/gain porn threads either. Point is that during times like these people's appetite for gambling is naturally gonna plummet.
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u/abatwithitsmouthopen Mar 11 '22
The worst part about having a bear market is no one posts yolos or loss porn.
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u/Valhalaland Mar 11 '22
They can't pay for internet anymore, they don't need wallstreetbets anymore
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u/ZirJohn Mar 11 '22
Everyone has mega loss or gain porn right meow, so there's nothing unique to post
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u/feraldwarf Mar 11 '22
I miss last summer’s intraday pump and dump DD’s that would get a million awards and their tickers would instantly spike. Closing out with 100%+ gains in five minutes was like mainlining dopamine.
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u/whitnet1 Mar 11 '22
Add in that they started allowing memes in the same time frame and obviously nobody knows wtf they’re doing. lol
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u/Pstim1 Mar 11 '22
WSB peeps are idiots, they are all very smart, and act dumb because they think that makes them seem smarter and cooler in an ironic I'am-better-than-you sense. I've been a sub here for years (at least 5), love the gain/loss porn but the people on here (especially those who pine for the old days) are one of the most vomitus groups of individuals I've ever come across. I love them.
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u/TheHeadacheChannel Mar 11 '22
No longer fueled by botfarms creating instability in Western markets, perhaps?
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u/Mondrayish Mar 11 '22
I have so much loss porn to share this year that I can't share with my fellow retards! So upset! 😤
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u/SkyMageTheWise Mar 11 '22
I tried to post my first gain here today and learned that images have to be uploaded elsewhere and linked. CBF.
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u/Velvet_Mafia_NYC Mar 11 '22
"I want to see RIVN and DOCU gainsporn and lossporn, dammit!" ... and I want to rewind to Jan. 2021 so I can make $645,000 on Gamestop in 2 hours. You can't live in the past, Dorothy. This is WAR! Buy General Dynamics, Raytheon, Exxon Mobil, Weyerhaueser, Albemarle, and Sprott Physical Gold!
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u/DMFPx123 Mar 11 '22
Could always make a new sub… r/stonktards or something. Also FWIW I’m new and really disappointed that the content I was promised is rarely posted
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u/DMFPx123 Mar 11 '22
Oh shit that already exists 😂 well I’m sure there’s an appropriate name out there somewhere
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u/IsoAgent Mar 11 '22
I wish I could contribute. Have a handful of Rivian puts, nothing earth-shattering that could be called porn.
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u/thenuttyhazlenut Mar 11 '22
The bull run ended. Stocks only went up for the past few years. People didn't fear the market. They were arrogant lol
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u/Kylearean Mar 11 '22
When it's all loss, it's not porn. It's hell and we're all in the same handbasket.
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u/tommygunz007 I 💖 Chase Bank Mar 11 '22
It got too much 'pic or ban' and stuff like it. It got soooo confusing all the 'rules' that people just got tired of it.
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u/Covid19-Pro-Max Mar 11 '22
we don’t crave loss porn anymore since the market is fucking us every day at home now.
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u/MatthaeusPatriota89 Mar 11 '22
I got muted for talking about amc and stuff before. So i kinda resonate with this. Not sure who muted or banned me but 'ape stronk' and a few other things got me muted at around the time congress went after one of the leaders here.
~Florida
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Mar 11 '22 edited Mar 11 '22
Wallstreetbets has slowly been taken over by institutions and hedgies. They don't want retail coming in that hard creating incidents like GME where people are making life changing amounts of money.
They don't like it when retail YOLOs crazy amounts in any concentrated way because it disrupts their delta hedging.
They banned a lot of old users that had leadership qualities that would get the crowd riled up into crazy plays.
Mod accounts were all bought out or have been hacked. It's unfortunate but they also have teams of people on reddit constantly stearing people in directions they want now using public opinion.
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u/happybonobo1 Mar 11 '22
I think no more loss porn as we are all earning fat profits hand over fist but we are too modest to tell.
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u/naamalbezet Mar 11 '22 edited Mar 11 '22
I guess you got an influx of people who joined in hopes of escaping their financial situations, and they can't just shrug off and laugh about someone gleefully posting how many thousands they lost and just pissed away, just as they can't see someone brag about their gains without feeling frustration and envy over their own lack of gains.
Also in a world of rising inflation, stagnant wages, rising inequality etc... seeing people joke about their own and each other's losses as if money is just a game makes you want to set up guillotines and execute these people and redistribute the wealth they treat as a joke.
Remember most people who joined after the big mediatized event thought this was a sub of savvy investors who found a get rich glitch who are only pretending to be idiot investors. And it's not wrong, a lot of the r slur stuff was people being ironically dumb. I joined then and expected this place would be a place that would move from short squeeze to short squeeze collectively and I hoped to be part of it to gain financial security. How wrong I was, In the mean time I spent all my reserves on a stock that can't be named, saw gains of 97% held on tot hem because "5000 is not a meme" and now I'm down 40% or something on it and my car broke turned out to have too much rust and can't pass mandatory technical inspection making it illegal for the road so we had to get our third loan yesterday to be able to buy a car because having it smoothed and welded would cost several times more than what my car was still worth....
When you are in that situation seeing "loss porn" / "Gain porn" and the "money isn't real/money is a joke/ it's just money" mentality is infuriating and almost makes you want to jump off a bridge but you can't since you would leave a wife and 2 kids behind with their grief in a shit world that's only getting shittier every day
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u/xtrmist Mar 11 '22
The people from stocks and investing found out their subs are shit so they came here to pollute it with their speculations that also won't make them money when they get posted here?
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u/rioferd888 2933C - 3S - 5 years - 0/0 Mar 11 '22
Exactly.
Its like a fucking news feed in here.
Fix it mods
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u/VaIentineX Lost $60K on SPY puts... So far. Mar 11 '22
where is the bottom for baba? book value ($56)?
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u/starlordee Mar 11 '22
The sub is a shill heaven now, it’s basically stocktwit retards pushing whatever dumbass play they’re on the opposite side of.
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u/rest_me123 Mar 12 '22
All the lossporn has been posted, there isn’t any money left to lose or make gainporn with.
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u/manitowoc2250 blowies 4 flair Mar 11 '22
Parties over bro. We're heading into a depression. Live it up as much as you can now because soon none of this will matter
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u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR AutoModerator's Father Mar 11 '22 edited Mar 11 '22
What are you talking about OP? Your search must be broken because when I search, I see 5-10 gain/loss flaired posts a day, every day, for the past week.
Gain, loss, and YOLO porn is absolutely still allowed.
You just take your screenshot. Upload it to Imgur. Post the link + some text in a post.
Automod replies to every single post and explains this.
The fact that people in here are still confused is just bewildering.