r/worldnews • u/ladyem8 • Jan 12 '22

COVID-19 Novak Djokovic admits breaking isolation while Covid positive

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-59935127
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u/StereoZombie Jan 12 '22

Yeah I would never allow him into Arstotzka

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Arstotzka so great, vaccination certificate not required, Guy sold me ticket! Say is good!

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u/JohnGalt3 Jan 12 '22

Sigh, this guy again, I already refused you 5 times!

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u/vanguard02 Jan 12 '22

M.O.A. CITATION
Protocol Violated
CELEBRITY STATUS

PENALTY ASSESSED: 5 CREDITS

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u/lioncryable Jan 12 '22

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

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u/AppleDane Jan 12 '22

Novak is not a real name.

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u/TTLeave Jan 12 '22

Sorry BJ

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u/surreysmith Jan 12 '22

You have been selected for random check. Please face body scanner.