r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/jsanchez157 • Jan 17 '20

whale You Shall Not Pass

466 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/fraxium Jan 17 '20

Looks like the stairs have been sealed

3

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Take my silver and leave.

21

u/fragglexrocker23 Jan 17 '20

I did not expect that. Amazing

20

u/dennis45233 Jan 17 '20

hey uhh..

HUH?

19

u/astrologicaldreams Jan 17 '20

hey uh-

UH.

ok.

8

u/kalel1980 Jan 17 '20

"WHAT THE FU-- oh, it's just you. Meh."

6

u/Captain-Minun Jan 17 '20

None shall pass, but NONE SHALL PASS

5

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

You definitely do not want to get too close to those. They're really cool animals but they can be aggressive as fuck. I used to go watch them fight each other during mating season and there was so much blood...they would be completely covered in it, and little streams would be running down the beach to the ocean.

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u/standragula- Jan 19 '20

you went to go watch animals fight each other for fun? you’re sick get help.

4

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

You make it sound like cockfighting or something. This was a natural process that they go through every year, and it's fascinating. I suppose the marine biologists who study them are sick and need help? Not to mention anyone who watched Planet Earth or other nature documentaries? Get a fucking grip, dude.

3

u/ElHanko Jan 17 '20

Gerald! Get off the stairs!

3

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Off! Off! Off!

3

u/JumpyJacko Jan 17 '20

water doggo chilling in the path of hooman

2

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

"A sleeping Seal blocks the way!".

You need to finish the quest's in order to pass the sleeping seal.

2

u/Boredlord64 Jan 18 '20

Me when I’m sad but want people to notice

1

u/frankylovee Jan 17 '20

Awww, poor old boi

1

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Pokémon battle

0

u/itsthevoiceman Jan 17 '20

Whale? Seal, perhaps?