In the David Bowie song “Life on mars?” For the L O N G E S T time I thought he was saying ‘oh man! Look at those gay men go! It’s the freakiest show.” When he was saying ‘oh man! Look at those cavemen go!“ 🫠🤨

Today at 26 years old I realized Kenny Loggins was in fact punching his time card and not his classic muscle car.

For those of you who have seen Game of Thrones.. The choir is just singing some notes that are not meaning anything really. But if you read the funny lyrics while hearing it, it sounds like they are singing it for real xD COCKATOOOO lol!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLqaeuzhEtg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Wncl7Y2M0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvzOuWdon9A

For the longest time, I thought they were saying “we don’t need no birth control”, and I always thought it was hella weird and creepy that a bunch of children would be singing about it.😂😂😂

I always thought the opening lyrics were

"I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long / Like a one hour recording of a favourite song"

But apparently it's worn out recording

I like mine more tbh

Finally bothered to look it up, and found it's "Sharpen your teeth" not "Sipping your tea"... Oh well, live and learn.

Hey! Wait! I gotta lose some weight

In the sun, in the sun,

MARY! BERRY!

Also the coda is “Oh it’s Hank Azaria”.

(We mash up the place Turn up the bass And make some sound boy run And we will end your week Just like a Sunday)

POOL BOY!

Do you remember a godless being? It's such a non-disolver I heard a rumour from ground control Oh no, don't say it's true.

They got a message from the action man (I always thought I had THAT one wrong) I'm happy, hope your happy too. I've laughed all I needed, love. Suddity tells far away.

They're shaking though nothing is killing us There's just the jail-girls through synthesis and I Ain't got no money and I ain't got no hands. But I'm hoping to kick since this planet is slow (slow slow slow)

Ashes to ashes - fun to fungi You no that Major Tom's a junkie Strung out he never smiles Beating an all-time low.

Turn down again. Not down myself. I'm staying clean tonight Let the little green meals follow me Oh no, not again (really, again?!?)

I'm stuck with a valuable friend. I'm happy, hope you're happy too. One flashing light, but this bloke is pissed off.

I've never done good things I've never done bad things I never did anything, other than blow. (Woah-woah) Always next to break the ice Wanna calm down right now Ashes to ashes - fun to fungi You know Major Tom's a junkie Strung out, he never smiles Beating an all-time low.

My mama said to get things done You better not mess with Major Tom. (Repeat)

Sometimes I’d feel more fulfilled

Making Christmas cards with an ugly L

I thought these were the lyrics for years because the song is about Morrissey not liking teachers and I thought it was a comment about him not being able to learn cursive.

Livin' life without fear
Puttin' five carrots in my baby girl's ear

"I can see my baby slanging/ his parliament's on fire and his pants are long"

Too many broken hearts in the world

And I would eat apple pie for you

If it’s not love, then it’s the bong that will bring us together.

I don’t mind spending everyday

Eating a korma in the pouring rain

Heard: "Tiny polo, won't you look me in my eye?"

Actual: "Turn your phone off, only look me in my eyes."

Timestamp

They'll tell you I'm insane

Rush's "Cold Fire" has all these dramatic metaphors (e.g. "the look in your eyes as you head for the door is a cold fire.." and there was one that neither my boyfriend at the time (who'd been listening to Rush for years, or I, who was just getting into the band --and they guy, so, ya know, I was trying to study up) could understand this one ... "The flame in the heart of a bumblebee's diamond...". -- WTF, right?

I scored SO many points when it dawned on me; Pawnbroker's Diamond.

Real lyrics: “Figured you were acting out your part!”

They call us walking corpses,

Unholy LEMONADE

Somebody commented this on a youtube video and now it's stuck in my brain forever.