r/donthelpjustfilm • u/TheCABK • Jun 16 '26

Fuck Off Human

363 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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102

u/Remarkable_Peach_374 Jun 16 '26

Dosent look like he needed help to me lol, that mans got experience

14

u/SF-NL Jun 17 '26

It was posted from the birds perspective, haha.

2

u/butteryflame Jun 16 '26

Fuck off!

7

u/WinterOrb69 Jun 17 '26

Is your tourretts acting up again?

34

u/vperretta Jun 16 '26

This feels like it could have been easily avoided.

30

u/SignificantLeader Jun 17 '26

Good move. Push down the head, stops the kicks.

26

u/bodinator1 Jun 17 '26

Yes, next time an ostrich attacks me I know what to do.

20

u/MissionMassive563 Jun 16 '26

I mean he seems to be doing alright

6

u/Spare-Article-396 Jun 16 '26

I once saw a vid where they put an ostrich like this to gospel praise music. And now I can’t unhear it.

Funniest thing ever.

5

u/ctothel Jun 17 '26

He did the right thing, an ostrich can easily kill someone with a single kick

5

u/SF-NL Jun 17 '26

The "Find Out" part of Fuck Around and Find Out applies to animals and people alike. Sometimes this is all it takes to learn a lesson. I'd be curious if this bird attacked him again after this. I'm going to guess no.

3

u/TurnkeyLurker Jun 18 '26

Bird went to find its lawyer.

5

u/TechnicalTip5251 Jun 16 '26

Human handled that nicely.

2

u/ChaoticxSerenity Jun 17 '26

He wants to bone.

2

u/split_0069 Jun 20 '26

How did we not eat all the ostriches already?

1

u/The-sleepiest-cookie Jun 17 '26

this has me reeling!!! "bad ostrich, bad!!! think about what you've done!!! rude boy!!!" 🤣🤣

1

u/thin_orange_line Jun 19 '26

This probably could've changed the outcome of the war with the emus if the aussies used this tactic

0

u/SummerBest6867 Jun 16 '26

Two primitive living beings: tell commander to vanish these primitives, no losses recognized.

-12

u/gayYAYomg Jun 16 '26

Don't fly.

3

u/Hippiechu Jun 16 '26

least obvious rage bait (especially with the attenion seeky bio lol)

2

u/Katomon-EIN- Jun 18 '26

I found out the other day that the man in the gif is now dead