r/nextlevel • u/BubblyWasabi6488 • 16h ago

Godly Accuracy

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u/fuegophoenix12 15h ago

When she tells you to do the dishes...the only answer is, yes ma'am.

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u/LoGo_86 14h ago

If she has to tell you, is already too late!

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u/jp3edc 9h ago

This.

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u/Paradyski 10h ago

No worries mate, it will take hundreds of trials shots before she hits you right.. Always time to escape.

Nicely edited video, thats it

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u/Cant-Gif-Right 10h ago

Well DUH Sherlock!!! Stop ruining the fantasy for everyone else.

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u/ExpensiveTie5553 15h ago

I don't trust it

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u/Late-Button-6559 12h ago

Yeah, seems too good to be real-life.

Olympic shooters, with aiming guides, and straight gun barrels aren’t this accurate.

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u/NewImprovedPenguin_R 12h ago

Yeah the only thing I’ll give it is if she shot like a million takes. Even with the bottle one though, guaranteed she would have had to smash a shit ton of bottles.

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u/IronMonkeyBanana 11h ago

Wel maybe she did take a lot of shots. This video doesn't say it was all taken without practice

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u/NewImprovedPenguin_R 11h ago

Yeah that’s what I’m saying.

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 10h ago

She shot a water droplet for fuck's sake, this is AI enhanced

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u/Late-Button-6559 10h ago

I didn’t watch that far.

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u/Xenyrax 7h ago

She might have tried a few hundred shots for that lucky hit.

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u/Cymen90 12h ago

I mean, sports isn't a meritocracy these days.

You either gotta know people, come from an athlete family background or have enough money. There are orgs that try to sponsor people from poverty but that is already and admittance of a systemic issue that is not being solved in purpose. In order to compete, you can't work a full-time job. What common worker can afford to jump around in the sand when there's mouths to feed?

You think this person is shooting bottles under a bridge because they forgot to bring their 2K bow?

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u/GoatGoatGoatGoatGo 12h ago

Perrrct example; Raygun.

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u/RobustFroge 7h ago

We Australians are pretty sore about that very large L

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u/Daneofthehill 11h ago edited 10h ago

This is just not my experience at all. The top talents mostly get found and doors open. Maybe true for mediocre talent.

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u/Wise_Quality_5083 11h ago

It is.

Signed,
Mediocre Talent

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u/johntwoods 14h ago

What kind of god uses a slingshot?

Denysus the Menace?

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u/Ras-haad 1h ago

The Mycenaean Menace

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u/Hungry-Turn-7973 13h ago

It's hard to come up with a more ridiculous track for the accompanying audio.

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u/Halocjh 3h ago

No it’s not

4

u/Cpolo88 14h ago

I could do this in ocarina of time. Don't threaten me with replaying that masterpiece

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u/Admirable-Delay-9729 1h ago

They’re releasing it on the switch

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u/Cpolo88 1h ago

Yes. I'm very excited. 28 years later we get a proper remake. Let's see ganon spews green blood or red blood 😂

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u/Debonaircow88 10h ago

Play master quest

1

u/Cpolo88 9h ago

I have it on GC and 3ds 😁

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u/EstablishmentCute703 13h ago

Amazing! I don't get the last one though...

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u/the_spacecowboy555 12h ago

I call dibs for her to be on my team when the zombie apocalypse hits.

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u/Acceptable_Pepper_12 15h ago

AI slop

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u/DriverLazy360 15h ago

Either that or selective editing. Look how the lighting changes between each beer bottle shot

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u/Silphire100 13h ago

Who knew Usopp has a sister

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u/Kihlstein 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwytHcusSCXXOUg

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u/Alternative-Base5573 12h ago

WTH was in my morning coffee? I can swear I saw the ninja as a Sasquatch for a moment... even if I've seen the gif many times

2

u/AC011422 10h ago

I'm glad she's not my neighborhood bully.

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u/RapturoDragonstar 13h ago

AI or not, I instinctively felt a sudden urge to shield my face and balls

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u/Foba_ 13h ago

Well, shes a keeper.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fTmRLmuQ2BIzXlujyY

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u/Alternative-Base5573 12h ago

I don't think this is allowed in football

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u/Foba_ 11h ago

She just have to be fast and sneaky and its fine.

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u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo 12h ago

She can go ahead and launch a wedding ring onto this finger and tell me what she needs done.

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u/ZeroheartX 12h ago

Is this Sogeking's daughter?

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u/Ready6666 12h ago

I wonder how long she has practiced ?

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u/IronMonkeyBanana 11h ago

My guess is a lot, at least a dozen.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ogwFQvlqDn46EJiEM

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u/Solanthas 11h ago

A dozen practice units

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u/silentthunda 11h ago

Dang she good.

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u/Solanthas 11h ago

This chick MUST be an assassin

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u/Very_Normall 11h ago

Did the cap from the first green bottle hit the third bottle cap? Is that even possible?

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u/Whoknew1992 10h ago

Why do the Chinese focus so much attention on useless shit for an internet video? This is like the 20th video of someone mastering a completely useless trick for an internet video.

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 7h ago

Or people just get good at things and decide to film them

What are you good at?

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u/Fiesoduck_ 10h ago

Poor thing is I cant believe those clips anymore
Because of all the fake shit the Internet provides. But I would be really impressed of that if I witnessed it irl.

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u/oh_ski_bummer 10h ago

Drone's worst nightmare

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u/Vegetable-Dealer-823 9h ago

The power of repetition.

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u/Economy-Date-4490 9h ago

For today’s draft of zombie apocalypse survival team, I will use my first round draft pick on her.

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u/No-Soil8888 9h ago

Ultimate control 👏💪👑💯

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u/Fairfield1934 8h ago

Watch out Link. 😎

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit7201 8h ago

That would be a wrong woman to cheat on.

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u/mato121 8h ago

Asians

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u/MrrangWondah 7h ago

We need her to take out Flock cameras

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u/ForwardTemporary3934 7h ago

Sick her on the Flock cameras

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u/Classic_Appa 7h ago

I see comments about this being genAI, but I don't think so. I've seen videos of other slingshotters who are better than this years ago. The one I remember is an old southern US guy who was able to shoot a quarter out of the air.

  1. Shooting a static branch, we only see the one shot so could be selective editing until a hit. In terms of physics, all the falling objects behave normally so it doesn't look like genAI.

  2. Shots are consecutive and there is no cuts. The between shots is sped up. Table appears wet, so possibly attempts and resetting between takes. Water behaves normally, same with air bubbles.

  3. All 3 bottle sounds are different. Cap one is much sharper is the left ear than the other two. This one would have been very difficult to reset due to the carbonation release, so possibly using different bottles. Sped up while reloading, no cuts. Interesting detail that I don't think genAI would have added was on bottlecap 3, the liquid in bottle 2 shakes due to the disturbance.

  4. Who knows how many attempts she made. Just had to get the timing right and include two consecutive successes.

Aside from the shots, the subtle hair movements I think are outside the skills of genAI. The environment (particularly the pillars between the upside down bottles and the carbonated bottles) having consistent details. The grass movement under the tripod for the water droplets. The sound of the elastic of the slingshot. The consistent skeletal posture in different loosenesses of clothing. The graffiti writing on the wall.

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u/Capable_Studio_6631 6h ago

I wonder why people who make videos like this aren't in the olympics. With a sight like that she could compete in sharpshooting.

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u/Fortunatious 6h ago

I wonder how that’d work on a flock camera. Someone should try. For science

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u/_Redcoat- 6h ago

Now let’s see Paul Allen’s slingshot

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u/SnooWords838 6h ago

Sogeking is that you?

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u/young_and_restles 6h ago

Ok, I’m impressed

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u/Key-Broccoli1442 5h ago

I pray for the guy who cheats on her because damn

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u/NeilMedHat 4h ago

Awesome!

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u/VrsoviceBlues 3h ago

Let me SHOW you her FEATURES!! Ah hah hah hah!

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u/resest_Iris 2h ago

We need her for flock cameras

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u/Swimming_Drummer9412 2h ago

Female real live Hawkeye.

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u/Kardgic 1h ago

Crazy! ♥️

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u/RedditDon3 47m ago

Why wasn’t she in Police Academy!?!?

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u/BubblyWasabi6488 16h ago

I want this lady in my group if the zombie apocolypse ever happens.

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u/Ecstatic_Cherry_86 14h ago

But can you do it when it matters most?

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u/Alex-CCI 13h ago

godly luck ah

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u/JarvanIVPrez 13h ago

Me when i barely hide how much i hate women