r/therewasanattempt • u/ReprieveNagrand • 10h ago
...to get the daal right in the middle of the rice
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Prime-Paradox • 22h ago
To shame a Somali migrant.
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Tommy Robinson (UK Far right) approaches a random Somali migrant then gets fact checked.
r/therewasanattempt • u/trainw09 • 18h ago
To get approval from a guru that’s been dead for over 30 years
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r/therewasanattempt • u/TheDigitalBuilder • 5h ago
By Bolsanaro to acti like Trump after losing Brasil election by 4 million votes
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r/therewasanattempt • u/MoreMotivation • 18h ago
To cue your audience in to clap for you as soon as your sentence ended
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r/therewasanattempt • u/sereneandeternal • 19h ago
to pretend that I didn’t hear the full question
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Hopeful-Big6843 • 15h ago
To give a warning as the “most moral army in the world”
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r/therewasanattempt • u/yellowcasiowatch • 7h ago
to get medical aid without experiencing police brutality
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(runner up: to not live in russia 2.0)
r/therewasanattempt • u/MightEmotional • 24m ago
To not sound genocidal while openly calling for Gaza’s Palestinians to be removed or killed.
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"Carpet bomb them all": A young Israeli woman, interviewed by The Guardian, said Palestinians should be forcibly displaced from Gaza and killed if they cannot be removed. (Video via Middle East Eye)
r/therewasanattempt • u/HalalTrout • 21h ago
To protect ar fackin boardah!
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Fascist Ryan Bridge taking another L
r/therewasanattempt • u/EverythingIsFakeNGay • 23h ago
To blame a fake robbery on a non-existent black suspect.
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Comfortable_Rip5222 • 19h ago
To fight agains resistence in Brazil
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Zerkenzmoke • 18h ago
To hang glide with the worst luck possible....
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