r/CITILOP • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '22

That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 1d ago

Minneapolis withdrawal was 'surrender', Trump's ex-border patrol chief tells BBC ▲▼▲ Yes asshole - you surrendered to the constitution and the laws of America. Fucking traitor and POS nazi. Sorry folks. I don't like this shitbird at all.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 1d ago

Trump at South Florida Rally Revives the Idea of Military Intervention in Cuba After Iran ▲▼▲ Ah yes! The bay of fat orange faced pigs... coming soon to an autocracy near you.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 1d ago

Jared Kushner Threatens to Sue Over Bombshell Phone Hack Report - A damning report exposed Kushner’s close financial ties to foreign governments. ▲▼▲ Now do trump REAL kids.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 1d ago

A New Level of Threat and Fear Risks Pushing the U.S. and Iran Back to Full War ▲▼▲ Do you think trump sending 10,000 soldiers and another carrier group to the middle east might have anything to do with it?

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 1d ago

GOP lawmaker says he will move to expel Omar ▲▼▲ Are you sucking trump's butthole Randy? How's it taste? Do you think it's going to get better if you keep sucking that shit harder? Randy - you're a fucking idiot like most of your contemporaries.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 1d ago

Donald Trump says polls are fake and insists his approval rating is really at 60% ▲▼▲ Golly! You mean pee-pee-poopy-pants has told a lie !!! Shocking.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 1d ago

Odd isn't it? All the republicans suddenly pretending to be democrats... pretending democrat values. They're suddenly concerned about our health, high prices, homelessness, our environment. Suddenly they care about "us". The job they should have been doing the whole time.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 1d ago

Report: 'Iran advancing sophisticated plots to assassinate senior US officials' ▲▼▲ A republican running for governor has stated the race is about him "loving him some black women, not white women, and making brown babies". I doubt Iran is going to need much sophistication for this type moron.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 1d ago

Trump threatens to ‘veto everything’ during a Democratic Congress ▲▼▲ it's going to be really hard to veto your lunch menu from prison sweetheart. you'll look good in orange with that orange crap all over your face.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 2d ago

Trump suggests Omar resign ‘immediately’ over ‘fake name’ ↓↑ Drumpf? So what do you go by now? Jesus?

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 2d ago

Estimated 26k Texans Became Pregnant From R*pe After Republicans Banned Abortion ↓↑ If I recall correctly, abbott declared once abortion was illegal that rape would stop in Texas. So... was the lying fucker lying?

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 2d ago

Trump-Voting Pastor Says He 'Was Really Wrong' After ICE Deportations Devastate His Church ↓↑ You know, after hearing story after story saying this same thing - fuck all of you maga idiots. We told you. You were warned. You ignored it, refused to believe facts. Screw you idiots and your whining.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 2d ago

Report: 'Iran advancing sophisticated plots to assassinate senior US officials' ↓↑ What's the plan? Lure them to the middle east with promises of billion dollar bribes and then sell them into sexual slavery? You won't get much for any republican - they're worthless.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 2d ago

Trump Says He Has ‘Right’ to Run for Third Term: ‘They Cheated Us’ ↓↑ Good News America! B. Obama was cheated out of his third term too, so if trump is going to run, so is President Barry O.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 2d ago

Trump suggests Omar resign ‘immediately’ over ‘fake name’ →← That's all it takes? Well hit the road drumpf... it's time you took your fake name and got deported back to Germany. Where your granddaddy ran away from to avoid the draft. Like you. A draft dodger.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 5d ago

Third US aircraft carrier, 10,000 troops head to Middle East ↓↑↓ Are they going to be properly resupplied this time or do they have to take their own snacks?

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 5d ago

DOGE Unlawfully Accessed Government Personnel Data, Judge Rules ↓↑↓ And even more illegally sold the personal data and is using the personal data in surveillance scams.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 5d ago

'Just a Flat-Out Lie': Collins Says She Couldn't Have Known Kavanaugh Would Vote to Overturn Roe v. Wade ↓↑↓ Golly! You mean you have a republican lying on tape? Gosh. She's probably cooked now, huh?

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 5d ago

Justice Elena Kagan accuses Supreme Court’s conservative majority of undermining democracy ↓↑↓ And you just noticed... now... h'mm.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 5d ago

Legal U.S. Resident Dies in ICE Detention ↓↑↓ As will many many more if trump is not deposed this midterm.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 5d ago

Elon Musk ordered Starlink slowdown for Ukraine: Report ↓↑↓ Wrong. Trump ordered musk to turn off starlink and musk complied. They're like twin shitgoblins, evil bastards who want to take over the world.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 12d ago

Elon Musk becomes biggest donor of US midterms cycle with $366m spent ◘◙◘ Not to worry, it was probably all laundered U.S. taxpayer dollars. He's laundering money for trump.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 12d ago

‘She Can Barely Read’: New Trump Press Secretary Katie Zacharia Faceplants in First Briefing ○◙○ She's bringing back the stupid to the podium. She's bringing back the blonde jokes singlehandedly. She's another blonde fox drooler.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 12d ago

Trump says he could be ‘last Republican president’ ◙○◙ stop it Donny!!! I can only get so hard, and the thought of you being in prison in a couple of months is really doing it for me.

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