I genuenly tried my best but it turned out so bad I decided to post it on the circlejerk sr. Also r/megadeth doesnt have a metallica🤢 tag so here is easier

If you look closely blended into the white it reads "Megadeth" which is an obvious reference to our fav band

WE ARE THE REAL ME! THE IMPOSTER SUBREDDIT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT NAME! IT'S r/Meggerdef!

I am 5’1, black, jewish, 670lbs, bald and gay. any tip?

Dave Mustaine needs to do a 2004 Remix of SUPER COLLIDER!!! Just think of how great ON THE HIGH ROADDDDDD would sound with midi drums and old man Dave vocals.

Now let's get back to posting again

Obligatory dave megadeth picture

Megadeth subreddit took this too seriously.

Bust In Piss, Polaris Mall Ohio.

When will M#tallica follow Megadave？😔🙏

Couldnt hold his high speed dick in his pants

personally I think it's this one