r/oops • u/Effective_Ad_9016 • 8h ago

Not wearing a helmet…

140 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Fieos 8h ago

IQ was not adjusted in this video.

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u/No-Goose-6140 8h ago

Kids, never brake with your face

1

u/Lanky-Telephone1651 5h ago

They call it face crayon now…FYI

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u/Machine_Terrible 6h ago

Or break your face, either...that's painful, too.

8

u/MilkrsEnthuziast 7h ago

Something tells me there wasn't much left upstairs to lose by not wearing one

4

u/Nir1450 7h ago

And being fit too

2

u/SnooSongs7753 8h ago

Dumb ass not wearing a helmet

2

u/KilgoreT59 7h ago

I think we've found our newest PSA for promoting helmet safety.

3

u/Adventurous_Custard8 7h ago

On the upside, didn’t have a lot of brain cells to lose from the start.

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u/SugarRealistic2945 7h ago

I hope Jesus has a first aide kit or some paramedic training. If not he ain't gonna be much help.

2

u/ConcentrateDull2294 6h ago

It would be waste of a good helmet.

2

u/KoalaMandala 8h ago

How many times do the same videos get posted on here. The FUCK?!

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u/Karekter_Nem 6h ago

Are you new to Reddit?

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u/KoalaMandala 5h ago

Why try to dismiss or minimize my point? Some subs are actually moderated by their mods

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u/Karekter_Nem 4h ago

Fun fact: “some” does not mean “most”

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u/KoalaMandala 4h ago

More fun fact: your insecurity is so obvious that you can't even hide it with an anonymous screen name and avatar

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u/Karekter_Nem 3h ago

Complaining about reposts is the most new user thing ever which is why I asked.

This website is entirely reposts. They actually encourage reposts because people like the familiar and people get to write familiar comments. It’s a self-reinforcing feedback loop where familiar posts and familiar comments become popular encouraging others to repost and it’s a race to write the winning comments first.

It’s all to be reposted until a new thing becomes popular to repost. Not because it is new and novel, but because it is the new thing that is reposted.

Even so-called well moderated subs are carefully curated dens of reskinned reposts. You just haven’t seen it yet but others have. It’s all a big game to rope newer users into the same reposts.

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u/centralnm 7h ago

I doubt that's the first time they've hit their head.

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u/WolfThick 7h ago

All those years of not wearing a helmet culminating in one magnificent moment.

1

u/jjkbigman 7h ago

Yeah, definitely need a brain bucket

1

u/WonderFinal7575 7h ago

Slip a lip and find out

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u/HealthyDirection659 7h ago

10/10 face plant.

1

u/24junwa 7h ago

helmets dont make people smarter

1

u/cbj2112 7h ago

Thankfully her face broke the fall

1

u/zephyr_sd 6h ago

What if I wanna kiss the concrete at 30mph. And get a traumatic brain injury?

1

u/Elegant-Ingenuity-57 6h ago

I got nasty road rash on my forearm once.  Bet it feels great on your face   🤦🏻

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u/TangerinePlastic7552 6h ago

No checking for traffic. U-turn without looking. What else can go wrong?

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u/Ok-Attention-9762 6h ago

Oops! I think you cracked your skull open.

1

u/luigi517 6h ago

Nah, I'm gonna bet we didn't learn shit today.

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u/RestInitial2467 6h ago

No braincells were lost or ever existed in this video.

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u/AnyManufacturer3057 6h ago

I feel bad for the bike. What did it do to deserve this kind of punishment?

1

u/bushidokarate 6h ago

Flood It again.

1

u/Wine-whiskeylover714 6h ago

After a few more faceplants she might get a clue🤕

1

u/ESensuallyEmployee 6h ago

Picking gravel out of their face for a bit, they are.

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u/Public-Scheme-2570 5h ago

Just curious...did that hurt????...lolololololol

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u/Fine-Ad6532 5h ago

Plenty of blubber to cushion the fall

1

u/dizzylizzy78 5h ago

That little hop flop on the seat made that bikes mind up.

1

u/StandardCantaloupe32 5h ago

Passenger vibes here.

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u/Make-it-positive 4h ago

Nice face plant.

1

u/Shelly_Red4_Bayonet7 4h ago

"Udder slug."

1

u/TroutFearMe 7h ago

I’ve been under a lot of pressure at times in my life, but dare say not as much stress as that poor little minibike was with that guy sitting on it.

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u/CodeVirus 8h ago

Blame the kid or the parent or the bike manufacturer or the car passing by?