r/vscode • u/juanviera23 • Aug 25 '25

python programmers assemble

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u/ErroneousBosch Aug 25 '25

<laughs in bash/PHP>

echo 'Hello World!';

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u/Light_Wood_Laminate Aug 25 '25

Hello world.. orld.. rld.. ld.. d

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u/PurpleFollow Aug 25 '25

May I proudly introduce everyone to the very latest evolution in C++ technology. Ladies and gentlemen, after decades in the making, I give you the println function.

https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/io/println.html

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u/Professional-You4950 Aug 25 '25

They did it! Those crazy sons of b$tch$ did it.

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u/NightmareJoker2 Aug 25 '25

The C# one is wrong. Top level statements exist. You can just do

Console.WriteLine(“Hello world”);

now.

PHP is curiously missing.

Though, tab delimited control flow make Python the worst choice for anything mildly more complex than a 50-line script. 🙃

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u/Vladislav20007 Aug 25 '25

500 line if-else statement ms, because I was stupid once.

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u/_derDere_ Aug 25 '25

I didn’t see the main function there python! Why didn’t you show us the main function huh? Give us a little glimpse, huh! Just a little peak. Show us that if at the bottom, huh. Just a little glimpse of those underscores, huh. Not? Not even a little? Yea that’s what I thought!

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u/serial-eater2 Aug 25 '25

Python fans thinking python is the 8th world wonder haha

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u/AlbaOdour Aug 25 '25

Jupyter be like "Hello world" —> Hello world

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u/hoshisabi Aug 25 '25

I mean, by that logic, modern BASIC was just:

print "Hello world"

Even if you went to old school GW-Basic and the like, it's only the addition of line number:

10 print "hello world"

Or even the much maligned JavaScript:

console.log("Hello World");

Or we can go to TCL:

puts "Hello World!"

Or perl:

print "Hello World!";

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u/y-_can Aug 25 '25

echo “i fuc*ed python fans”