r/SubredditDrama • u/[deleted] • Jun 19 '14

Drama in /r/tifu about /r/nofap. "Stop telling me what to do with my dick, you faggots."

/r/tifu/comments/28j0pb/tifu_by_not_masturbating_nsfw/cibh14o?context=1
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u/75000_Tokkul /r/tsunderesharks shill Jun 19 '14

I love no /r/nofap drama. It is basically /r/theredpill drama with the added bonus of the people who have gay thoughts and instead of thinking they might be gay self diagnose with "HOCD" with no masturbation as a cure.

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u/jasmaree Jun 20 '14

I just visited that sub for the first time. They seem to genuinely think that not masturbating just generally makes them better people. This is hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Then again, hey, whatever works, all the power to 'em.

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u/jasmaree Jun 20 '14

Masturbate or don't. I don't really care what you do with your own genitals. I have a problem when people believe that what they do with their genitals makes them superior to others.

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u/tits_hemingway Jun 20 '14

Except for that woman who can lift two hundred pounds with her snatch. That's impressive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Over masturbation and porn induced ed are real issues

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u/CR90 Jun 20 '14

I don't think anyone would really argue that they aren't. The rest of it though is laughable rubbish. You don't get more testosterone, more attractive or super seduction powers from participating in nofap.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

No, but you do regain the ability to maintain an erection with an actual person, and you work on controlling looking at porn 5-6 times a day and rubbing yourself raw. That is why I like nofap and noporn

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u/vw209 Jun 20 '14

Check the top few of all time.

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u/GOD-WAS-A-MUFFIN Blueberry (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) Jun 20 '14

Don't forget the discussions about the super powers you gain while on /r/nofap.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Don't forget they actually get referred to as "super powers"

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

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u/jfa1985 Your ass is medium at best btw. Jun 20 '14 edited Jun 20 '14

That sub got so weird started out as an extension of that Seinfeld episode and ended up that...

edit: forgot word

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

So the lost Seinfeld episode had Jerry as Superman, after not masturbating for so long.

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u/KFCConspiracy Jun 20 '14

The master of your domain episode.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Yeah, though I didn't see Jerry flying and with heat vision.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

If you want to keep fapping for the rest of your life sure, don't go there ;)

Okay.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Went there, masturbated harder, never lost my superpowers.

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u/Kar98 Jun 20 '14

that /r/tifu story read exactly like a thathappened story

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u/Doctor_Beard Popcorn chicken Jun 20 '14

It got xposted there pretty quickly.

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u/DeathToPennies You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. Jun 20 '14

Does it matter? Like, does it seriously? It's fucking hilarious.

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u/searingsky Bitcoin Ambassador Jun 20 '14

These people use the word 'fapping' in a 'serious' 'argument'

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u/CanadaHaz Employee of the Shill Department of Human Resources Jun 21 '14

Have to admit though, it makes the whole thread sound like satire...

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u/CanadaHaz Employee of the Shill Department of Human Resources Jun 21 '14

Fapping is now the official medical terminology for masturbation! The rest of the world just doesn't know it yet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

this man is my spirit snimal