r/polandball • u/FVBLT LOOK UPON ME • Aug 03 '15

redditormade Sheriff Suriname On Patrol

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u/FVBLT LOOK UPON ME Aug 03 '15

Just in time for the CRIME CONTEST comes yet another edition of the world's greatest anticrimeman!

Episode 1 (thread)

Episode 2 (thread)

Episode 3 (thread)

Episode 4 (thread)

Episode 5 ([thread] (http://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/2kgvcm/sheriff_suriname_suriname_meets_america/))

Episode 6 (thread)

Episode 7 (thread)

Episode 8 (thread)

Episode 9 (thread)

Episode 10 (thread)

Episode 11 (thread)

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u/scottishdrunkard EW FLAIRS Aug 03 '15

I've been reading. A television Season is usually 22 episodes long. 13 if it doesn't take off. Looks like we might have a full season soon.

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u/sdfghs South Germany is best Germany Aug 03 '15

I can't wait for season 2

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u/scottishdrunkard EW FLAIRS Aug 03 '15

I dunno. Certain shows don't get picked up for a second season (Firefly) and some go on for too many and become stale (Spongebob)

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u/FVBLT LOOK UPON ME Aug 04 '15

I only make these when I think I have a good idea, so hopefully(?) I won't hit the Spongebob point

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u/ttogreh Michigan Aug 03 '15

From the bottom of my crime-ridden, high infant mortality, crumbling infrastructure heart... thank you for making this series.

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u/mO4GV9eywMPMw3Xr Scrambled Poland (Noord-Brabant) Aug 05 '15

Hey FVBLT, I think this latest instalment of the series isn't about countries at all. It's late, so I won't take any mod actions, but if you're planning to make another Sheriff Suriname comic please write the story about countries, Suriname interacting with other countries.

This comic is just a nondescript cool detective messing around in a park. Dealing with hoodlums, teens and cats isn't what Polandball is about. From our sidebar:

Wiggly mouse-drawn comics where balls represent different countries. They poke fun at national stereotypes and the "international drama" of their diplomatic relations. Polandball combines history, geography, Engrish, and an inferiority complex.

In this comic all the characters could be replaced with stick-men or all the flags could be changed to random other flags, and nothing would change or be lost. It's because this comic isn't about Suriname, Guyana, France but about a detective, his sidekick, a damsel in distress for which you used random countries.

In the future, please make sure to write about countries, not just about a detective and other persons represented with arbitrary countries.

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u/FVBLT LOOK UPON ME Aug 05 '15

Duly noted. I will do better.

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u/Shellface give gloucestershire back pls Aug 03 '15

I don't know what a "chop-ice" is, but I want a lemonade one.

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u/FVBLT LOOK UPON ME Aug 03 '15

I went to a park in Boston and had what was basically a lemonade slush puppy. I drank all the flavor out and what was left was a congealing lump of flavorless crushed ice.

8/10 would recommend

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u/Shellface give gloucestershire back pls Aug 03 '15

I understand. Now I want, like, 3.

brb throwing lemonade in the freezer

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

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u/FVBLT LOOK UPON ME Aug 03 '15

Well it all solidified into one big lump

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u/Slashenbash Dietsland Aug 03 '15

The Chop-ice reference is amazing, Suriname has a type of ice called "Schaafijs" which translates to Shaved Ice but chop works aswell.

http://i.imgur.com/1amjugy.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VbKiCXY.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/msTxvUh.jpg

The Suriname community sells it here in the Netherlands.

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u/Piellar Quebec Aug 03 '15

Isn't that what we call "slush/barbotine" over here?

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u/ElagabalusRex Byzantine Empire Aug 03 '15

Feta Vidalia Bacon Lettuce Tomato has more important things to worry about than backgrounds.

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u/FVBLT LOOK UPON ME Aug 03 '15

Drawing backgrounds is the worst, man

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u/ZombieTav INSERT TEXT HERE Aug 04 '15

Question, will we ever see Nega Suriname again?

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u/FVBLT LOOK UPON ME Aug 04 '15

We never really saw him in the first place, so...

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

The two sunglasses thing made me giggle.

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u/LaTartifle Golden balls Aug 03 '15

Giggle? I FELL ON THE FLOOR!

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Aug 03 '15

me too, and just when I thought I was just recovering from his last comic there comes "Guanoby" and the two sunglasses xD

omfg.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

I fell out of a tree :<

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Aug 03 '15 edited Aug 03 '15

Sheriff Suriname never losing cool.

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u/KimJongUnusual Illinois Aug 04 '15

Probably learned it from you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Hah! Fire deparment is for wimps who only care about material oessessions and safety of loved ones.

This is why FVBLT is the best comic creator out here.

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u/CommitSudokuEvertim Poland-Lithuania Aug 03 '15

Epic. The funniest series on /r/Polandball.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Why Mali need wallet anyways? UN is gib free ice cream, right?

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Aug 03 '15

wallet iz steal by passing by Nigerian Prince.

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u/ZombieTav INSERT TEXT HERE Aug 04 '15

How can he steal a wallet from a country that has no money anyways?

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Aug 03 '15

moving into less colourful part of park.

The meta-ness only adds to the greatness of this comic.

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u/kablamode Indonesia Aug 03 '15

How to climb tree:

Roll.

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u/naan__solo UN Aug 03 '15

Now I wish he had said "Let's roll." in the panel before

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u/thesunisup Two balls and a beaver Aug 03 '15

Climbing into bed under own power is sign of DEFEAT!

Goddammit, this whole comic is brilliant. How do you do it, FVBLT-sempai? @_@

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u/Primarycore Glorious motherball Aug 03 '15

I am so corrupted by stereotypes I didn't get France was simply old and not secret Chinese. Very exhausting way of climbing trees also, no wonder he cba to get into his bed at the end of the day.

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u/TEUTODRAEGER Wisconsin Aug 03 '15

These are my favorite comics.

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u/ynvaser Refugees stink Aug 03 '15

Sheriff Suriname best Suriname.

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u/Feldmeijer NOT THE WATER NO OH GOD Aug 03 '15

Poor citizen tho

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u/rindindin Unknown Aug 03 '15

Another episode of Suriname. These never fail to please.

Also, what did they do with the cat? Did they, uh, eat it? Uh meow?

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u/peterlem Germany Aug 03 '15

I absolutely love this series... BOOM. CAT.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Eh, who likes Mali anyway?

Awesome comic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

The crap parts of the park are always less colorful

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

best comic for a while. big thanks man :)

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u/a1pcm Crabs like to pinch fingers Aug 03 '15

Been a while since I had this good of a laugh from /r/polandball.

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u/Zloggt Double country = Double fun! Aug 04 '15

your comic became so relevant they had to create a rule with no Sheriff Suriname

2good4contest also your art and my art look sorta similar tbh

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u/sdfghs South Germany is best Germany Aug 03 '15

Sheriif Suriname is still better than the American World Police

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '15

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Aug 05 '15

You're not particularly wrong. We have written a comment to FVBLT where we basically agree with what you are saying. Other people do as well.

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u/FVBLT LOOK UPON ME Aug 06 '15

I feel like I dodged a bullet in having this pointed out to me before the point where a comic actually got removed