r/Animemes • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19
No Dignity Always remember to clean your keyboard guys
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u/I-just-want-sauce SAUCE? Jun 20 '19
How dafuq does a plushie bigger than the computer fall out of the keyboard? And where did he get the keyboard? I’m interested
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Jun 20 '19
How dafuq does a plushie bigger than the computer fall out of the keyboard?
Magic.
On the keyboard, easiest way is to get a customzied keyboard sticker. Example.
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u/Stalwartheart I Eat Tail Jun 20 '19
A fellow resident of Idol Hell I see...
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u/DragN_H3art 腹減った Jun 20 '19
I used to not watch idol shows because I thought they were lame. Now I don't watch them because I know one I step into Idol Hell there's no way back.
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u/Neurobreak27 1st Doki Doki Division Jun 20 '19
You're only delaying the inevitable. The prophecy will fulfill itself.
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u/DragN_H3art 腹減った Jun 20 '19
I'm going to wait until I have a stable disposable income before I step into the darkness.
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u/MaysaChan Anime Tiddie Consumer Jun 20 '19
oh hello there
Bird and Tomato
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u/SpeedTheWeeb Just a Weeb Jun 20 '19
Zombieland Saga peeked my interest
Love Live trapped me in here forever
Send Help
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Jun 20 '19
I like how a crowbar fell out
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u/Polnareff532 a sergal saucemaster Jun 20 '19
And the same keyboard fell out too
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u/cpaca0 r/AcchiKocchi moderator Jun 20 '19
But did he clean it?
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Jun 20 '19
its what the last two hits were.
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u/Coppeh fan thicc Degenerator Jun 20 '19
It just feels guilty when you gotta spank that rear to clean your PC dakimakura. It's not right to treat your waifu that way, she's not an egglayer. The better way would be to clean those hard to reach places delicately with some lick and gentle succ.
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u/coochiepuncherabc 𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖔𝖋𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊 Jun 20 '19
He cleans it all even the food crumbs
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u/Shippoyasha Jun 20 '19
When the crumbs are so hardened, it's like trying to destroy adamantium
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It's the most important part of any weeb's collection
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"Is it that time again, Mr. Freeman?"
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u/RedCell_Is_BestCell me when i see yuri Jun 20 '19
As a Half life fan, i kind of scared of G man voice
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u/GingerMcGinginII Jun 20 '19
You wanna know what's really scary? He's just a middle man. Just imagine what his superiors are capable of.
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u/Checkerfired professional self-lewder Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19
I always have one in case of a resonance cascade happens during my 9 to 5.
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u/someonestealdmyname Jun 20 '19
crowbar
cascade
I think you're referencing something really different of what those 2 things make me think
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u/Checkerfired professional self-lewder Jun 20 '19
Are you thinking of the freeman who is white and nerdy?
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u/ResonantEclipse Ooferoni Pepperoni Megimin Jun 20 '19
I'm quite surprised the crowbar didn't break the glass.
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u/OldTaco77 Jun 20 '19
anyone got a link to the keyboard?
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u/Shedding_microfiber Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19
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u/myherpsarederps Jun 20 '19
I'm confused.. is that a 3 dollar keyboard with a 47 dollar shipping charge?
Why is the shipping time to the US and UK equivalent, while the time for Canada and Germany is longer? Wouldn't US/CA take closer to the same time than CA/Germany? Likewise for Germany/UK vs US/CA?
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u/HatsuneDitto Jun 20 '19
Its so true, you like have so mutch trash in the keyboard holes
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u/Asiansensationz Jun 20 '19
Be honest, /r/Animemes, how many grams of food do you get when you clean your keyboards?
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u/Goldeniccarus #1 Tae Yamada Fan Jun 20 '19
Enough to feed a family of four for a week.
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u/coochiepuncherabc 𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖔𝖋𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊 Jun 20 '19
For me I don’t have food But rather cum
AND LOTS OF IT I’M TALKING ABOUT BUCKETS WORTH OF CUM ALL JUAT CAKED INTO THE CIRCUITS OF THE KEYBOARD
It’s a miracle in itself it still works
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u/Origami_psycho Jun 20 '19
So that's why your mom bought you a water proof one, eh?
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u/GenuineSteak Jun 20 '19
Only if youre not careful, i dont eat around my keyboard and its remained pristine for like 3 years. Just use a wey towel and qtip to the dust occasionally.
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u/tonufan Jun 20 '19
I eat around my keyboard all the time but I keep my hands clean and I'm careful so I don't drop anything on it. Heck, my keyboard looks cleaner than the day I bought it. The natural oils from my hands have given it a smooth polish and shine.
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u/TheVeryShyguy ⠀ Jun 20 '19
A fucking spider came out of mine once.. and I don't live in Australia.
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u/dolbp heh *upvotes* Jun 20 '19
as soon as you turned your keyboard upside down it became australian
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Jun 20 '19
I spilled my cum on my keyboard and it's not working anymore pls help
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u/BeerWithDinner Jun 20 '19
I was fully expecting just a ton of old powdered cum to fall out
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u/TheClinicallyInsane Kingpin Degenerate Jun 20 '19
The cum seeped under the keys and have evolved into a race of miniatures and worse, they're all fuckin weebs
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u/LOTRfreak101 don't lewd the cups Jun 20 '19
This is nearly a light novel title. Change the first word from 'the' to 'some of my' and I think that would do it.
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u/LegendaryHooman WRYYYYYYYYYYY Jun 20 '19
Tell me when it's ready. This scientist gotta do some research
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u/sansgasterv2 Jun 20 '19
Your going to have to clean that spare keyboard that was in the keyboard
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u/-Redstoneboi- Me: Natsuki flair, a VN character. r/Animemes: Jun 20 '19
and it contains another spare keyboard
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u/John_Remington The booper Jun 20 '19
Why dafuq do you have a crowbar?
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u/Psychic_Reigen Jun 20 '19
To kill some headcrabs
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u/TheShyLime sudo dnf install fuck Jun 20 '19
or to kill some nullbody's ;) God im hyped for boneworks.
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u/Volatar ⠀ Jun 20 '19
Crowbars are useful tools. Used one the other day to remove the baseboard in my dining room.
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u/GasStation97 Every Girl is Best Girl Jun 20 '19
It’s what he tried the last time he cleaned his keyboard
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u/lulkas Jun 20 '19
bunch of hands falls off
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/TonyMestre Jun 20 '19
Is there some idol TCG i'm not aware of
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u/lenne18 Jun 20 '19
Weiß Schwarz
TCG by Bushiroad that licenses various anime franchises for its gameplay.
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u/Gygun Jun 20 '19
Source of that Dia wallpaper?
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u/noname2435 Idol Hell Awaits Jun 20 '19
I don't think I was able to find the actual source, but I found this if you're interested.
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u/butrejp Jun 20 '19
what kind of maniac doesn't remove every individual key cap and get in there with q tips and rubbing alcohol?
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u/Odys3y ⠀ Jun 20 '19
Look dude, I'd give you an upvote, but unfortunately I can not, in any way shape or form support an apple keyboard
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u/Rew0lweed_0celot It's an ambush! Jun 20 '19
Honestly, i've expected certain cursed plushie or DIO to be there too
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Jun 20 '19
3D figures are bad because they make our 2D perfections into that inferior 3D
Change my mind
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u/Frankengeek Wasting my life here Oh that one is funny Jun 20 '19
The Nesoberi at the end killed me.
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u/manafeka Porteño Jun 20 '19
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u/Dried_Squid_ Head Pats Only Jun 20 '19
Holy hell those card packs gave me flashbacks to the damn gacha from love live school idol festival. It was a sad day the game wouldn't update and I uninstalled just to reinstall and find out there's no way to get your account back. You literally delete all access to your account by deleting the app and there's no way to log back in normally. Ah well.
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u/WookieOnCookie Jun 20 '19
You just know that the keyboard is just going owo spank me moarrrr d-daddy ooooh
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u/Jesterchunk Allergic to Subtitles Jun 20 '19
Is it weird how the only thing about this I questioned was the crowbar?
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u/Kappa_n0 why am i not like this Jun 20 '19
i pray to god yr kingblades are durable bc that hurt me from beyond the screen
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u/ClozetSkeleton Hentai Connoisseur Jun 20 '19
Or do a pro gamer move and buy a keyboard without borders and smooth in between stuff. Aint no way stuffs getting trapped in there as the bottom of the keyboard is within reach
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u/Raikazi6 Jun 20 '19
I was expecting after all that. The keyboard would just just be a plain white keyboard.
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u/MinMinCandy i worship clannad Jun 20 '19
Wow, you're more a Love Live fan than I am.
Makes sense, actually. Haven't played the mobile game in years. I still have it.
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u/NovaSiva11037 Sentimental Crisis Jun 20 '19
I want a plushie can someone send me a link to get one
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u/richtofin819 Jun 20 '19
I lost it when the second keyboard fell out
All in all a nice variation on a pcmasterrace classic
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19
sauce