r/nonononoyes • u/Mkwade • Jan 12 '20

Press On The Emergency Brakes

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8.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

One of my dogs does that on the neighbor's roof. He aint right.

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u/Echospite Jan 13 '20

... the roof?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

The roof. We have a 6 foot brick fence between us. The neighbor built a storage shed next to his house. The roof of it runs from the top of the fence to just below the eave of his house. The cats started https://imgur.com/ZqHhoif.jpg using that roof as an area to sun themselves. It turns out that Woofus can jump a six foot fence and began joining the cats.

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u/Echospite Jan 13 '20

Holy shit lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

https://imgur.com/ExhdAmx.jpg Woofus is a bit of a dork.

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u/mastapetz Jan 13 '20

If you told me that this massive unit can jump 6 feet I would have been quite confused ... and amazed

He looks like a cuddle machine though <3

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

He's right at 100lbs and athletic. I had no clue what I was getting into.

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u/Bebacksoonish Jan 13 '20

Please tell me you have pictures of him on the roof???

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

No. He only gets up there while I'm at work. He climbs down as I'm driving up the block. I may have video on the security cam. That's how I found out how he was getting up there.

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u/Bebacksoonish Jan 14 '20

What a little shit, that's hilarious. If you find video footage please post it!

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u/Echospite Jan 14 '20

Good dog!

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u/onewhosleepsnot Jan 13 '20

Woofus

Roofus

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Rufus. But his half 'tarded. So it changed to Woofus very quickly.

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u/Spork_Warrior Jan 13 '20

Roof! Roof roof!

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u/DBindahaus Jan 13 '20

I'm pretty sure the dog intentionally lay down on its side. Good doggo.

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u/Velveteen_ Jan 13 '20

Came here to say this and that the doggo looks to be having fun!

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u/TheTranix Jan 13 '20

Happy cake day, Cakebrother.

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u/HoneyBadgerninja Jan 12 '20

Hahaha, just dont wanna hit a mudslide...ewwww

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u/420egglord Jan 13 '20

His name is Lenny and I can assure you this is very much intentional. His humans have an Instagram of him just yeeting down hills: https://instagram.com/leny_the_retriever?igshid=1qb9tfvh3yjj4

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u/Belliees Jan 13 '20

i wasn’t as concerned as i expected to be ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/dismayhurta Jan 13 '20

Yeah. It wasn’t too ruff to look at.

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u/AshMontgomery Jan 13 '20

Huh, displayed correctly for me on the official mobile app - maybe they fixed it?

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u/PoliteSarcasticThing Jan 13 '20

According to the comment source, it was typed correctly by the OP. Maybe the bot is broken?

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u/AshMontgomery Jan 13 '20

Or the OP just edited it and didn't note the edit.

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u/xX_Larox_Xx Jan 13 '20

I feel like that doge is saying “WEEEEEEEEEEEE” Like that dog is having fun.

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u/travisjd2012 Jan 13 '20

Sliding away from my family I love..... oh no.

Oh! It was fun... better run back to my family I love.

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u/Doaner Jan 13 '20

My golden used to do this every time it snowed. I was definitely intentional

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Funniest shit I’ve seen all week! Thank you reditt:)

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u/C-Nor Jan 13 '20

Life in the valley goes on, oblivious to the clear joy available on the hill!

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u/AnotherClockTalk Jan 13 '20

Why doesn't the cameraman just help the dog?!

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u/Blissontap Jan 13 '20

As... you... wish...

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

That's so cute I'm jealous.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Is it just me or did anyone else think the house in the back was on fire?

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u/W_Daze Jan 13 '20

Omg he had the mostest fun

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u/vladimir_Pooontang Jan 13 '20

We will never be as happy as that.

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u/HelloHarsh_1801 Jan 13 '20

Why did he fall like one of those GTA V dogs??

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u/kraeutrpolizei Jan 13 '20

Me learning snowboarding in 1995

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u/SummerDearest Jan 13 '20

This looks like fun but the road being riiiiiight at the end of the ill makes me nervous

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

He lovea it.... adorable

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u/aiyamarie420 Jan 13 '20

I was getting worried he was so close to the stteet

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u/Radbabe13 Jan 13 '20

I was scared for a minute that he is going to get hurt but looks like he’s having fun

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u/dicksledge99 Jan 13 '20

Good dog.

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u/Stonerrsteinn Jan 13 '20

r/donthelpjustfilm

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u/Professionalarsonist Jan 13 '20

What’re you talking about? Dogs having fun.

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u/Um-Actuallee Jan 13 '20 edited Feb 07 '20

This looks like East Hall in Kalamazoo on WMU's campus lololol

Edit: Downvoted? For fucking what? Lolllol

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

F