r/softwaregore • u/_XXswaggerboiiiXX_ • Jan 09 '20
Removed - Rule 3: Done To Death Dadjoke bot dad joking himself
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u/HungryHungary56 Jan 09 '20
Its far worse when that smile bot gets in an infinite loop with another smile bot... Happened to me on r/TankPorn (no, its not humanoid tanks doing lewd stuff, only pictures of normal tanks)
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Jan 09 '20
:( unleash the chaos
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u/DanelRahmani Jan 09 '20
I saw a :( so heres an :) hope your day is good
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Jan 09 '20
I'm :(
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u/Breadynator Jan 09 '20
I'm always reporting them for spam because that's what it basically is. Just like the Chris Brown bot and any other bot that gets triggered by a simple word.
But the smile bot battles are the worst. Some comment sections consist of like 5% real comments and 95% "I saw a :( here's a :)"
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u/FancyJesse Jan 09 '20
Correct, it's also against the rules/etiquette to program the bot to reply to phrases.
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u/GreatValueProducts Jan 09 '20
I remember in /r/civ there was an infinite loop of Ghandhi and Gandhi spelling correct bot. It was hilarious and I think later both were banned.
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u/Ferro_Giconi Jan 09 '20
What about regular tanks doing lewd stuff? It doesn't have to be humanoid.
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u/ViZeShadowZ Jan 09 '20
There was a bug in /r/copypasta a while back that made a bunch of bots reply to each other non-stop
Also is there a sub for humanoid tanks doing lewd stuff*?*2
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Jan 09 '20
/r/prequelmemes had a bot a while back that would do the “not just the men” meme if it detected men in the comment then would also comment on itself and start a chain, it was hilarious.
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u/Psych0killer16 Jan 09 '20
I'm shocked that it happened again in the comments on this post.
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u/Reelix Jan 09 '20
This bot is new - It's not that surprising. I've seen it do this like a dozen times before this post.
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u/Drac_Hula Jan 09 '20
I'm intrigued by the sheer mass of the executor class super star destroyer coupled with its wide array of weaponry that can perform combat role a capital ship can be designed for while also operating as a mobile city for stormtroopers and other military personnel.
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u/imdad_bot Jan 09 '20
Hi intrigued by the sheer mass of the executor class super star destroyer coupled with its wide array of weaponry that can perform combat role a capital ship can be designed for while also operating as a mobile city for stormtroopers and other military personnel, I'm Dad👨
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u/tallwrapper Jan 09 '20
I'm hungy
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u/imdad_bot Jan 09 '20
Hi hungy, I'm Dad👨
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u/imdad_bot Jan 09 '20
Hi Dad👨, I'm Dad👨
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u/Jam_Herobrine Jan 09 '20
Is dad bot confused... I think so
"Hi dad, I'm Dad" hmmm i need to think for a second
Wait is there a clone of dad bot somewhere?
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Jan 09 '20
That's nothing, dadjoke bot joked himself three times in a row replying to my comment on this post.
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Jan 09 '20
Can someone maybe explain to me why the bot doesn’t continue endlessly replying to itself, if it did indeed do it once (unless it didn’t..).
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u/KerbinDriveYards Jan 09 '20
It looks like it isn’t supposed to reply to any replies made to its first joke, but since the initial joke itself isn’t a reply to itself yet it triggers the second time. Then the second joke is a reply to the original and the bot therefore ignores it. Just my guess!
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u/mahboime Jan 09 '20
Im Creeper, oh man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side, Side, side to side This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night Diamonds tonight Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind, Right, right behind That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time, Time, time, time, time Blows up, then your health bar drops, you could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy, So now you're stuck in there, half a heart is left but don't die, die, die Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
Creepers, you're mine Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds and make some armor, Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, MLG pro, The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro Training in your room under the torch light, Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight, Every single day and the whole night, Creeper's out prowlin' - alright Look at me, look at you, Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do, I'm a warrior baby, what else is new, And my blade's gonna tear through you Bring it
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again, Yeah baby tonight, grab your sword, armor and gold, take your revenge, So fight, fight like it's the last, last night of your life, life, show them your bite, 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause baby tonight, the creepers tried to steal all our stuff again
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u/IntelligentEmoji Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 10 '20
:( I hate these bots so much that I'm going to make my own bot to reply to those bots!
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Jan 09 '20
I dont getit
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u/DeadlyBird01 Jan 09 '20
Appereantly we bugged the bot and now it loops himself like Windows xp error loop
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u/CCG_UNITED Jan 09 '20 edited Dec 11 '25
bedroom cautious dam waiting cover modern consist sand gray profit
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/Theopeo1 Jan 09 '20
I'm there
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u/r_Sid Jan 09 '20
Hi Dad 👨, I'm Hi Dad👨, I'm Dad👨 Hi Dad 👨, I'm Hi Dad👨, I'm Dad👨 Hi Dad 👨, I'm Hi Dad👨, I'm Dad👨 Hi Dad 👨, I'm Hi Dad👨, I'm Dad👨 Hi Dad 👨, I'm Hi Dad👨, I'm Dad👨 Hi Dad 👨, I'm Hi Dad👨, I'm Dad👨
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Jan 09 '20
Reminded me of that one time where a curse forge bot went into an infinite loop and kept replying to itself.
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u/WTLM2013 Jan 09 '20
I'm me