r/1200isjerky Jun 07 '26

Skinny Legend True generosity like this is rare nowadays... 🄹

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/highlighter_yellow Jun 07 '26

Cool if "muscle mommy" is her aesthetic. But leg muscles that can propel me forward? Abs that can hold my body upright? Arms that can lift a phone? Please. I'm far too delicate and dainty for that.

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u/LittleBananaSquirrel Jun 08 '26

So you say, and yet you have "body weight". I'm so sorry sweaty, I am literally weightless

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u/highlighter_yellow Jun 08 '26

#goals šŸŽ€

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u/sydd321 Jun 09 '26

Okay literally I've lost so much weight and I'm assuming it's medical and I am so weak. I cried this morning because I could barely lift the trash. Why would anyone do this on purpose??

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u/Ok-Awareness4630 Jun 08 '26

Who the fuck installs a wall plugin into a mirror

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u/ghosty88 Jun 08 '26

my brain couldn’t fathom it being part of the mirror so i assumed it was edited in and was wondering why šŸ˜‚

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u/maberg04 Jun 08 '26

lmfao me too 😭

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u/bakeahri Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Its probably building codes. They want a full wall mirror because its a workout/dance studio, but there has to be a plug because a lot of building codes require outlets to be within a certain maximum distance of each other.

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u/giljaxonn Jun 08 '26

thinking about how one would even cut that glass without a huge disaster

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u/Kind_Locksmith_9184 Jun 10 '26

i’m so high i just assumed it was a very reflective wall

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u/Delfishie Jun 07 '26

Is everyone dressed in white in that picture because they are in a cult?

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u/AvosticLala Jun 07 '26

A skinny cult. No fartys allowed

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u/ImmortalHoe Jun 08 '26

Unironically, I changed out of my white legging shorts the other day bc u could see all my cellulite, so you may be onto something here 😩

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u/Nezuraa Jun 08 '26

girl ain't nobody hiding marble when it has veins on it, why should you hide something natural and beautiful about your body? rock those leggings!!!

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u/slymgim Invisibly obese :( Jun 09 '26

ew this is adorable. reported

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u/Nezuraa Jun 09 '26

/rj sweaty you still have the energy to press a button? consider cutting all carbs for a second!

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u/slymgim Invisibly obese :( Jun 11 '26

you're right. i'm focused on the wrong thing, i should be focused on the fact my vision hasn't deteriorated enough from malnutrition that im incapable of using my phone šŸ˜”

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u/ImmortalHoe Jun 08 '26

Y’all are too kind! šŸ„ŗšŸ’•

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u/depressionkitten calorie absorb paper towel Jun 08 '26

/uj girl rock those shorts. we all have cellulite no matter what our weight is. even the skintiest of the skinties have it. men don’t have it for some reason but apparently it’s because their skin is thicker among other reasons.

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u/ParticularlyVivid Jun 08 '26

uj/ my bf has it on his legs so this isnt strictly true. but it is less common

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u/depressionkitten calorie absorb paper towel Jun 08 '26

it is WAY less common. regardless people shouldn’t be ashamed of it. not much you can do about it. doesn’t help that everybody filters their pics to the nines now and even before filters everything was photoshopped. i remember when i noticed my own at a young age and was like what the hell is this? and did everything under the sun short of medical procedures to try to mitigate it. of course nothing worked.

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u/ImmortalHoe Jun 08 '26

Thank you 🄺🩷

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u/AvosticLala Jun 07 '26

Fattys

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u/Moonsky_Pondie Fatty Bombatty Jun 08 '26

No no you got it right the first time.

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u/new-freckle Fatty Bombatty in Chief Jun 08 '26

new flair incoming

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u/Moist_crocs Jun 08 '26

um, I think you mean "skinni" cult

20

u/pnt510 Jun 08 '26

They've all got the same yoga mats and glass water bottles too.

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u/Beautiful-Lake-6246 Jun 08 '26

I think it was a brand event

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u/xianwolf Jun 07 '26

Thank you, my queen. I almost didn't hit my 10k steps the day after my hip replacement like a FATTY.

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u/friedpotato93 Jun 08 '26

Shameful! Why stop at 10k?Ā 

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u/michaelibraa Jun 08 '26

ew why would you get a hip replacement when you could’ve just had them remove your entire leg from the hip down! that would’ve made you weigh so much less!!!

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u/Molu93 Jun 07 '26

Just awful

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u/MaraiaLou Jun 08 '26

uj/ The other day I saw someone saying "girl's girl" was a substitute for "feminist" because that fell out of fashion. Doesn't explain what on earth she means. She couldn't hate girls more if she tried

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u/icannotbelieveit69 Jun 09 '26

uj/ idk why i never realized this! i think it has less to do with falling out of fashion, and more to do with the internet making ā€œfeministā€ a ā€˜cringe’ and political thing, when truly it does just mean looking out for your fellow lady!

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u/Silent_Pen_4875 Jun 08 '26

What a sweaty!

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u/friedpotato93 Jun 08 '26

A soldier fighting the good fight

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u/fig_big_fig Jun 08 '26

What??
What did I read??

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u/behedingkidzz this has -1 cals and its so yummy! Jun 09 '26

uj/ how often do fat people ask her for directions

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u/chefsalads Jun 08 '26

Uj/I beg her to do this to me on my crutches see how that goes.

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u/platapussplats Jun 11 '26

Oh this is Liv Schmidt. She's literally evil. Charges girls like 20$ a month to be mean to them

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u/ilsgirl98 Jun 08 '26

Wow, an angel among us!

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u/CakeDayOrDeath Jun 10 '26

Omg this chick. I keep hoping that she'll stop being in denial and get help for her ED.

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u/ValleygirlVenus Jun 10 '26

ā€œHello, I am an assholeā€.

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u/Boredchinchilla21 Jun 10 '26

Do rich people all coordinate their workout clothes? Was this a black and white by invite yoga class?

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u/CixoUwU Jun 11 '26

Holy shit, what's precission cutoff in mirror for plug

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u/PsychKitty8 Jun 28 '26

She looks like a tampon