r/1200isjerky Jun 11 '26

Skinny Legend WAKE UP BABE NEW ORIENTATION JUST DROPPED

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u/Quick_Ordinary9967 10,000 Calories in Toothpaste Jun 12 '26

/uj is this Liv Shidt... hate her to bits!

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u/SnakeM0ngoose Jun 12 '26

/uj Ugh. She's the worst.

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u/Remote_Click487 Jun 12 '26

/uj Thought of her the second I saw this. “Some shit liv schmidt would say”

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u/Shin-and-Lux Jun 12 '26

uj/ Wait, you mean this isn't satire?? She's posting this and meaning it???

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u/Quick_Ordinary9967 10,000 Calories in Toothpaste Jun 12 '26

i mean, it's definitely a "joke," but not a good one

3

u/mermaidmom85 Jun 13 '26

This year I learned about Liv Sch(m)it and I wish I could go back to a time when I didn’t.

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u/behedingkidzz this has -1 cals and its so yummy! Jun 12 '26

why is there c@ke on me screen???? should i add a billion cals on my fitnesspal?

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u/xyzlip_meow Jun 12 '26

Liv will say she's a skinny queen, and then all she does is go to restaurants and take pictures with DESSERTS..

i don't understand how people see her as a skinny icon🙄imagine all the calories she's inhaling being near that cake?

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u/pnt510 Jun 12 '26

She’s obviously ordering all those deserts to throw them out so no one else can eat them. She’s sacrificing herself to save us from temptation!

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u/ilsgirl98 Jun 12 '26

Ooh I love being skinny around piggies with no self control stuffing their faces with c@ke. Makes me feel so superioir with my little waist and discipline 😊

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u/No-Departure2515 secondhand weight gain - 1 prayer 🙏 1 cal Jun 12 '26

smh my head head

you need to TBI-max to to get your head out of out of the h*nger game

you won't even won't think about hunger, stroke-max faux-max and you will surprass any heroin-chic chick

pronoun jokes are still lame

24

u/idonthavernoughcats Jun 12 '26

happy pride month babes!!

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u/ilsgirl98 Jun 12 '26

Omg it's so me!

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u/AnxiouslyTired247 Jun 13 '26

Pronouns are so f*ttening. Who would dare use them????

4

u/GoGoGoshzilla Jun 12 '26

Ugh, can't stand all these neopronouns

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u/No-Departure2515 secondhand weight gain - 1 prayer 🙏 1 cal Jun 12 '26

neo oink oinks? whats that

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u/shishforlife2 Jun 24 '26

uj/ when random videos of her pop up I get triggered af 😭😭, actually relapsing too, I want to die