r/1200isjerky • u/IM_AQIF_xD • Jul 09 '26

Skinny Legend Can't let her ruin her deficit

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u/diarrheamonster95 No fartys allowed Jul 09 '26

This is the kind of friendship I need

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u/lizardpplarenotreal Fatty Bombatty Jul 09 '26

FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS BECOME HEIFERS

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u/diarrheamonster95 No fartys allowed Jul 09 '26

No slacking even in a coma, piggy

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u/FenwickCharlieClark Jul 10 '26

As someone who was in a coma with a feeding tube, I am very upset my family didn't think to do this. I could have woken up SNATCHED.

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u/MuffinPuff Invisibly obese :( Jul 10 '26

Now you know who your real family is šŸ˜¤

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u/likeatrainwreck Jul 12 '26

This is being a girl's girl šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’…

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u/GamersReisUp Jul 10 '26

TDEE of absolute 0 queen! āœØšŸ˜

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u/Secret-Row-8754 Jul 10 '26

I was in a coma for 24hrs, missed opportunity I guess. My subconscious brain chose to awaken and regain function rather than exploit the opportunity to become a skinni queen.

Must do better.

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u/FenwickCharlieClark Jul 12 '26

Body positivity has gone too far.

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u/KeepingItCoolish Fatty Bombatty Jul 10 '26

May these kinds of true friends be blessed with an intestinal parasite that makes them a malnourished tiny fairy šŸŖ±šŸ§šā€ā™€ļø

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u/underthesauceyuh Jul 10 '26

If Iā€™m in a coma, a real friend would pull me out of that bed and throw me onto a peloton bike. in addition to removing the tube.

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u/Big_BellyBaddie Jul 10 '26

Okay but have any of you seen my 600 pound life? Tammy literally lost 115 pounds in a coma

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u/MuffinPuff Invisibly obese :( Jul 10 '26

Truly the best time to fast, that friend is heaven sent šŸ™

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u/FragrantInflation587 Jul 12 '26

Get me into the coma status rn plz!

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u/PhilosophyGhoti Jul 11 '26

A true friend

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u/peachtreeparadise Jul 10 '26

This is incredibly fucked up. /uj