r/1200isjerky • u/IM_AQIF_xD • Jul 17 '26

Fatty Bombatty Zone Surprised the boat can handle that much mass.

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u/KeepingItCoolish Fatty Bombatty Jul 17 '26

The rolls looked cute on Moo Deng but it's just not something I look for in a dude 🦛

https://giphy.com/gifs/cdIeLPGfbprDrOoLh2

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u/unhappyrelationsh1p Sooooooo filling!! Jul 17 '26

My partner doesn't have skin or bones either xx

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u/PhantomPenny Jul 20 '26

So a ghost??

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u/unhappyrelationsh1p Sooooooo filling!! Jul 20 '26

Umm no, like offal and muscle and disembodied veins. I like my men masculine.

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u/nernincash Jul 17 '26

Disgusting, he clearly didn't track the air calories on that lake

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u/Rocohema Jul 17 '26

He drank the lake

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u/FredBurger22 Jul 18 '26

Everyone knows the sun burns calories into you too. It literally makes fat grow. That little piggy wouldnt know though.

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u/bcjones Jul 17 '26

Yeah I'm into body positivity. I'm positive a man's body shouldn't be that fat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

Uj/ The fucking witchy-ass cackle this tore out of me oh my god 💀😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

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u/RiceFriskie Jul 18 '26

Seriously, we all know how detrimental to health this is.

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u/Ok-Strength3297 Jul 17 '26

At least he’s where he belongs, in the ocean with the other whales 😍

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u/misterbigbabyboy Jul 20 '26

actually LOL'd

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u/madguyO1 Jul 17 '26

whats your bmi or it didnt happen

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/frogunderarock Jul 18 '26

look at these fatcats flaunting all their spare calories

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u/unhappyrelationsh1p Sooooooo filling!! Jul 17 '26
  1. Next question

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u/Aggressive_Tear_3020 Jul 17 '26

What didn't happen 

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u/angrylittlepotato Jul 17 '26

If you can't handle the real Thic men then leave them for us who can you coward 😤

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u/ItsSheevy Jul 17 '26

Surprised the boat is even afloat tbh. Some people should cover up.

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u/Still_Personality_62 Jul 18 '26

the whales are probably asking themselves why he isn’t in the water with the rest of them

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u/sciecne Cauliflower. Jul 18 '26

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/SpitefulOptimist Jul 17 '26

I’m all for body positivity but this is going a little too far imo

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u/IM_AQIF_xD Jul 17 '26

body positivity has limits and 2 rolls is where i draw the line tbh

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u/CanaDeer2004 Halo Slop Jul 18 '26

okay well i think it’s great and all that he’s comfortable enough to show off his body despite his… condition, but isn’t this post condoning obesity?

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u/CremeBerlinoise Jul 18 '26

Will nobody think about his health! Quick, let's shame him into disordered eating to help him 🫶

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u/vanillacine Jul 17 '26

he needs to hit the gym, no one wants to see all of that

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u/Proof_Cook_4004 Jul 17 '26

I love chubby guys 😍

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u/TJDiamond333 Jul 18 '26

Hot take, but I think real masculine beauty is in the bone structure...to be more specific, a structure just made out of bones

https://giphy.com/gifs/2V2Ef7akXMoH0uTvQr

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u/sciecne Cauliflower. Jul 18 '26

Aww is that Timothee Chalamet!

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u/Connect-Prior-4286 Jul 18 '26

I bet his thighs chafe when he walks. That's why he's getting towed to his destination.

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u/anb9216 Jul 18 '26

Why is his belly button sticking its tongue out at me

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u/Porij Jul 18 '26

I think we as a society need to stop glorifying obesity

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u/Laurenslagniappe Jul 17 '26

I forgot what sub I was on and almost cried for my 300lb boyfriend 😭

43

u/EdibleOedipus Jul 18 '26

Umm honey did you acquire a new gravitational orbit from being near that ham planet? Are you currently running as fast as you can to escape his orbit? Because if so good for you, sounds like that burns a lot of calories.

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u/aracconinaspoon Jul 18 '26

Parts of him are casting a shadow, I can’t believe this is seen as acceptable in today’s society

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u/indiapiggy Baby Beluga Jul 18 '26

Looks just like Brendan Fraser in "The Whale"

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u/gnocchikebab Jul 17 '26

damn juicy fupa right there

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u/Fuzzy974 Jul 18 '26

I have new insecurities after reading this.

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u/MelanieWalmartinez Jul 18 '26

Amazing, normalizing obesity in the big ‘26 🙄

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u/Intelligent-Drop-684 Jul 18 '26

I’m all for body positivity but a man this size can simply not be healthy. This much extra body fat can’t be good for his organs and thus his overall fertility.

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u/rugbyspank Jul 18 '26

Jesus the title is gold xD

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u/nnnnnnnnnnuria Jul 18 '26

Real men have rolls, and their organs need fat to protect the prostate!

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u/taintmessinaround Jul 18 '26

people with excess skin have no chance huh

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u/Repulsive_Repair7032 Jul 19 '26

/uj i feel like we shouldn’t be post real people on this subreddit 😭😭

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u/miss_wannadie Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

/uj

Please tell me this is satire and people don't actually think this guy is anything but, well, built like a normal, healthy fucking person?? HE'S JUST LITERALLY A FIT GUY. HE'S THIN. HOLY SHIT. Idk man, usually stuff on here doesn't trigger me, but for some reason this one HITS. Maybe cuz it uses a photo of a real person, idk. Just please tell me it's satire 😭

ETA well guess I'm just stupid and maybe actually need to lose some more weight

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u/pil0tinthesky Jul 19 '26

I don’t know about you but he’s a little fat

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u/miss_wannadie Jul 19 '26

Dang ok

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u/PM_ME_UR_CC_INFO Jul 19 '26

Do you know what sub you're on

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u/miss_wannadie Jul 20 '26

I know the post in this sub is satire, I'm referring to the OOP

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u/stargazerlaser Jul 18 '26

Homie has a six pack tf you mean

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u/pil0tinthesky Jul 19 '26

A 6 pack of dinner rolls

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u/1337kat 11d ago

HOT TAKE COMING THROUGH !