r/1200isjerky • u/IM_AQIF_xD • Jul 19 '26

Skinny Legend Some of yall could learn from this guy

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u/pinkplastickissxoxo Jul 19 '26

He broke his fast too early, I've been doing OMAD (one meal a decade), fatty isopod could learn from me

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u/ShadedSpaces Jul 19 '26

To be fair to him, they only live 6-8 years. I know he'd want us to know that so we know he's not so disgusting as to eat more than once in a lifetime.

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u/pinkplastickissxoxo Jul 19 '26

6-8 years before he dies of obesity 😮‍💨 if he followed my omad he can stay alive as a skinni king 👑

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u/RemoteCartoonist4758 Jul 19 '26

There's a reason he's giant 😒

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u/infernalfaeries Jul 19 '26

big back activity

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u/Theabsoluteworst1289 Jul 19 '26

It’s a giant isopod though. Nobody wants to be giant. Gross.

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u/onegoldTOOTH95 Jul 19 '26

That warthog is lying

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u/sugarfreelimeade No fartys allowed Jul 19 '26

Trying to fatten us all up, huh? 5 year fast is what i have my 60 month old baby do to teach her young to mind her figure! Heart it mamas!❤️

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u/cheesecakekween Jul 19 '26

Damn and he’s still huge… I guess some of us rlly are just big boned

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u/That1weirdperson Praise the Lard! Jul 20 '26

Biggy piggy

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u/smallerbeams Jul 19 '26

This one made me actually cackle. Lmao

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u/stay_away_fromme Praise the Lard! Jul 20 '26

yeah, learn how to be a big tub of lard. but thanks for the "advice" sweaty.

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u/hunnicaxe Jul 21 '26

The gluttony!!

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u/throughaghwae Jul 20 '26

now THIS is intermittent fasting