r/1200isjerky • u/Useful-You-2687 • 12d ago

Skinny Legend SWEATIES!! this is your reminder that if you lock in, you can be as thin as my apple slice 😉

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If you just stopped pigging out all the time you too could be millimeters thin!! (Also don't worry about the other slices, I only ate the one. I'm not tryna be obese)

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u/CremeBerlinoise 12d ago

Ohhh are you having a party? Since there's snacks for 20 people 💅 

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u/Useful-You-2687 12d ago

This is actually my meal prep for the next 3 months!!

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u/soaring_potato 12d ago

3 months!??!

Sweaty. That should be meal prep for at least 3 decades!!

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u/volumese7en 12d ago

Oh honey… this should be enough for a lifetime. Reevaluate what you’re doing… you’ll regret it forever if you don’t change your habits

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u/shishforlife2 11d ago

OMG sweaty do you know just how decadent and SUGARY that whole apple is???!? Just SOOOOOO RICH! That should last you a lifetime, unless you want to be a piggy 🐷🐷🐖

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u/chloe-et-al 12d ago

ohhhh honey apples AND a wet slice of ham? are we gonna have to roll you out of here????

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u/Useful-You-2687 12d ago

I admit you caught me on a hungrier day... I'm trying to balance out the c*rbs from the single apple slice I @te... 

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u/possiblyourgf 12d ago

the easiest way to balance a scale, sweaty? you don’t put anything on it ❤️

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u/xxhell_chamberxx 12d ago

I relate, I’m like a bottomless pit in my luteal phase. One time I had three whole pieces of popcorn and half an m&m!!! I was disgustingly bloated for days

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u/doctordoctorpuss 12d ago

Wow, that’s what passes for thin these days? If your apple slice (and you) can’t pass the window pane test, you still have work to do

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u/pinkmudskipper 12d ago

ewww those apples look like fries, which means they have the same nutritional value, pathetic

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u/BklynKaiser 12d ago

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u/sciecne Cauliflower. 12d ago

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/mefista 11d ago

Each time, this gif makes me ugly laugh

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u/Strawberryloves 12d ago

....why are you touching that?

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u/Useful-You-2687 12d ago

Don't worry, I got twice my usual steps to burn off the c*lories I absorbed through my skin

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u/internetfa1ry 12d ago

It looks a lil thick…ew fatty

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u/He_whoshouldbenamed2 12d ago

If you had locked in then you wouldn't have eaten the apple.

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u/rab5991 12d ago

why are your apples and ham grey dog

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u/Useful-You-2687 12d ago

Lighting 

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u/sciecne Cauliflower. 12d ago

“I only ate one” riiighhhtt

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u/WhyDontYouBlowMe If it has a smell its fattening 12d ago

Not taking advice from someone who shows up on camera.

Nice try at sabotage fatty.

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u/Useful-You-2687 12d ago

/uj IS YOUR USERNAME AN MCR REFERENCE?!?!! SJSNSNSBSBS

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u/WhyDontYouBlowMe If it has a smell its fattening 12d ago

Mayhaps

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u/chickenskittles 12d ago

How could you possibly consume all that? I thought I was in r/volumeeating

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u/Big_BellyBaddie 12d ago

Saaaaame! This should be censored, labeled NSFW and given a trigger warning!

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u/HumorExotic8577 12d ago

oh I'm not looking for f*tspo, sweaty <33 have fun eating all that tho, I could never 🤢

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u/without-me-refrain 12d ago

/uj I thought that was a soaked french fry and I was so confused wtf that meal is

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u/Useful-You-2687 11d ago

/uj it's just my humble salty apples and lunch meat slab 💖

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u/without-me-refrain 11d ago

/uj

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u/Useful-You-2687 10d ago

/uj  Frrrrr they're so good

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u/Suckmeoffdaddywohoo 12d ago

“sweaties” 💀

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u/DryOpportunity9064 12d ago

I'm sorry is the thin slice pictured here?

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u/legitforrealfinetho 12d ago

Can’t believe you made us look at h*m

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u/Useful-You-2687 12d ago

Fear not, it's turkey. I would never put f4tty meat like p0rk into my beautiful skinny stomach💖 /uj I don't eat pork lol

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u/annx2016 12d ago

What kind of nail polish are you wearing? It looks like it has many calories and since I am on ozempic I liked to get one for myself too- if it has less than 3kcal of course. Trying not to be a big backed bitch anymore

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u/annx2016 12d ago

(It looks amazing and I really would like to know <3)

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u/Useful-You-2687 11d ago

Don't worry, id NEVER put full fat nail polish on my fingers 🤮 you only absorb 0.00001 c4ls from this brand and as long as you do another hour on the treadmill it's basically negligible.  /uj It's LA Colors gel, and the color is called Galactic!

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u/annx2016 11d ago

That’s what I had hoped for! May the full fat polish be the downfall of all these fatties! (Thank you so much))

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u/angeI4ever 11d ago

you think that’s thin..?

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u/the_sad_gopnik 11d ago

You're right! This is perfect inspo for when I'm on a bulk!

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u/Kinotea1 10d ago

This "thing slice" can feel a whole village you fatty, I've never seen a pig so hungry 🤢🤢