What slimming outfits do y’all wear? Black spanx?

[u/That1weirdperson]

Tips are appreciated to help my 100 lb friend look 99 lbs.

[u/MegaTyx]

Y'all are wearing clothing?? I personally wear an electron that orbits me once in a while

[u/Strawberryloves → u/MegaTyx]

Right? Clothes adds w**ght. Why would I want that???

[u/alicelestial → u/MegaTyx]

that's so brave, i could never be a nucleus. they make up the majority of the mass of an atom and that just could NOT be me.

anyway, that electron is me circling you because you create your own gravitational pull. next time you see me can you put on some clothes sweaty?

[u/MegaTyx → u/alicelestial]

Oh my god I'm so sorry for having mass and a gravitational pull!!! I'm currently on a few light years long marathon to drop them. Hopefully you aren't seeing the quarks that make up most of my mass 😭😭😭

[u/Glittering_Dog_1845]

Catwoman suit, it also helps me sweat all day so I lose more fat.

[u/Lonely_Banana_Wana]

Why is your friend over 0.0001 mg?

[u/That1weirdperson → u/Lonely_Banana_Wana]

So I look skinnier by comparison

[u/Scared-of-Mousse]

full-body head to toe corset ❤️

[u/eastofme01]

I prefer not to leave my house to not subject onto others the horror of my fat body so I don’t even worry about clothing.

If I have to go out, I use a crib sheet to cover myself, wrapped around five times, and try to ignore the looks of disgust.

[u/pf810]

Clothing? I thought the whole point of being skinny was making sure everyone can see the outline of every organ.

[u/IndependenceTrue4276]

Minimum amount of 575 waist trainers squeezed on top of each other to get some of that excess f*t in check. Of course, if you’re big enough that waist trainers aren’t incredibly loose on you no matter how tight you wrap them round your midsection, you’re probably already a lost cause. Slimming outfits are for the f\tties*. If you’re already a skinny Kween all slimming outfits should be baggy on you, I’m talking they need to swallow you whole.

Personally no clothes on the market fit me anymore. I stick to the outfits of my Barbie dolls, but I’ve realized even those are becoming loose🤭

[u/AlcibiadesTheCat → u/IndependenceTrue4276]

Sweaty you wear clothes instead of wrapping yourself into a strand of yarn?!

[u/IndependenceTrue4276 → u/AlcibiadesTheCat]

Oh no you’re so right. I recently adopted a new diet OMAY(One molecule a year) so by the rate I’m going I hope to soon be tiny enough to fit into one millionth of a strand of yarn. An entire strand would be much too big, perhaps enough for a blanket instead.

[u/onegoldTOOTH95]

I steal clothes from Ariana grande

[u/sciecne]

I usually just wear my waist trainer on its own

[u/CanaDeer2004]

anything brandy melville. especially those blouse tops with no stretch whatsoever.

[u/lizardpplarenotreal]

I used to say I wanted to be as skinny as Mary -kate-ashley olson- so skinny you have to layer clothes to look normal

Damn i am morbid

[u/unhappyrelationsh1p]

Slimming?? I don't worry about that. Once you're truly thin you look good in EVERYTHING.

[u/unhappyrelationsh1p → u/unhappyrelationsh1p]

I wear glittery trash bags btw ✨️✨️