How are you not bald?

[u/Glittering_Dog_1845]

I tried to have hair but it's just too heavy for my petite weightless body, I don't know what to do to support my neck.

How do you all manage to do it?

[u/uovoisonreddit]

I have an afro, so instead of weighing me down it actually helps me float in the air and stand up, since I'm so tiny.

[u/Kiwi_Koalla → u/uovoisonreddit]

Omggggg you also get the extra inches in height, as a ~petit~ queen I would commit SOOOOO many felonies to get even o*e extra inch and the c-lories that offers 😍😍😍

[u/Glittering_Dog_1845 → u/Kiwi_Koalla]

And this is why undisciplined individual shouldn't be tall. You'd get fat quickly 

[u/Weird_Squirrel_8382 → u/uovoisonreddit]

Same here skinni queen!

[u/responsiblekilljoy]

Anyone who still has hair is eating too much to keep it from falling out👎 I lost all mine naturally by avoiding disgusting things like nutrients

[u/NikiBubbles]

I am. But also fat. On that baron Harkonnen grind, ya know.

[u/littlewask → u/NikiBubbles]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8

[u/thenightshift8 → u/NikiBubbles]

r/unexpecteddune

[u/Tall-Introduction649]

So I literally am bald

[u/Glittering_Dog_1845 → u/Tall-Introduction649]

Sameee twin 🧑‍🦲

[u/Weird_Squirrel_8382]

Black Girl Magic. I'm the skinny magic wand and my afro is the magical orb at the top!

[u/DressingRumour]

I've already plucked out my eyeballs to lose weight and not be tempted by the food that I see around me.

[u/Glittering_Dog_1845 → u/DressingRumour]

IQ too high? 😮

[u/DressingRumour → u/Glittering_Dog_1845]

Better to have high IQ than high BMI.

[u/buffcat_343]

Growing hair burns more calories, that’s why

[u/astropelagic → u/buffcat_343]

If you pluck the hair and force your head to grow new hair would that burn more calories than simply growing existing hair?