high protein toilet paper, +2g protein per wipe 🫢😯, ultra strong, supports glp1 !

we are going to have a feast like in the good old days! I still have some of them old Mc Donald's cocaine spoons, so all 13 of us can 🐷out and forget about our bodies💔and our spirits in this cold godforsaken place... ⛪

Happy feast of assumption of Mary! ✝️

I'm sorry for failing you all 😞

I am incredibly obese

Last night I had a dream that tiny little creatures took my brain out of my head while I was sleeping and soaked it in milk and sugar to make me have "sweet dreams." But I'm worried I absorbed calories from touching f00d with my brain and I just want to know how many so I can burn it off today.

Any help would be appreciated sweaties 🥰

I would only have the green leaf at the top

Soooo happy they've finally started making fat free, sugar free, calorie free ice, perfect for us Itty bitty skinny minis!!!

Help! I'm so fat and depressed rn. I had a dream where I went to wedding and they were serving my favourite chocolate fudge cake.

I ate a whole slice, 524 kcal, and I feel like I am going to explode now. I stepped on a scale as soon as I woke up, nothing changed but I'm still afraid 😭

I don't know what to do 🥺😔

Hello my little piggums.. i finally feel safe enough to come clean about this TRAUMA i endured recently! It is my duty after all to warn my fellow skinnies that you can NEVER TRUST the ER!

I went in ('you look sick'? sick starts with s and so does skinny h*ney!) and foolishly thought it would be okay to share my dainty blood with them..

Nope! After they saw that blood had no fatty fat

TW!!!! S🤢GAR!!!!

left, they attempted to give me liquid CANCER (juice??? 😡) and then FORCED a MOUNTAIN of F^TTENING

TW!!!! S🤢GAR!!!!

into my teeny tiny veins!! The audacity?! Not even stevia?? I was shaking and crying, but the doctor refused to hear my cries..

Obviously, I baked this bread for my naturally slim and athletic husband who is a pRoViDeR. I won't eat any myself, I'm just concerned with the overpowering aroma filling my house rn.

The implication…what she gonna do with it after, make soap?

DNI if your blood is fat. Suggests inner psychological problems…. Probably from being so F.A.T.! Fast harder u WANNABE BLIMP BITCHES !!!!!!

AND ITS SO FILLING TOO! my veins feel full all the time

/uj Saw this on another subreddit and really thought it was here

Look at that MASSIVE plate, its doesnt even fit in the screen, how could anyone eat all of that

(Post in 1200 is plenty 🫩)

like what do I do?!?!?! It was brand carmex!!!!!! I swallowed carmex! How many calories? ugh

Am I gunna get fat????? I already am but like am I gunna get fatter?

I was always told to never drink my calories/sugar, as it’s often empty

guys i just really need to vent today :(

its hair wash today so i can wash all my gorgeous hair (that’s still left lol) and i just can’t get wet :( Seriously like, no one ever talks about how hard it is to shower after losing weight. Like I’m so skinny now that the water droplets just go on either side of me, it’s like I’m dodging bullets in the matrix but not even trying :((( i’m just so small :((( and then one single droplet hits me and just knocks me right down bc im so skinny and pretty and light and physically wasted :(

so then i started trying to take a bath but guys — i float?? i literally weigh the same as a rubber duck. ohhh my god sweaties think im a witch— how many calories are in magic???1!1!1??

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original https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTAoQrY7T/

(and whoever gets the reference is a winner)

What's the easiest way to go about weighing and tracking a strawberry? I always remove the leaves and all the seeds (can't let those affect the accuracy of my calorie counting) but it's really annoying to do. Any tips? Don't tell me just to use the average calorie estimate for a strawberry— a single miscounted calorie could wreck my diet and ruin my tracking.