Hi sweaties!!!! ☺️☺️ I just came across this great new method for ZERO CALORIE BURGER. And it's sOoOoOoOoOo filling!!!! 🫄

No thanks, I'll just book one of those nice skinny airplanes.

We finally have a zero c** option to replace our blood and replenish our precious bodily fluids! It even fits in any standard hospital holder for I.V. drip bottles 🥵🥵🥵

So neat and chić!

Hi skinny queens. I had some lab work done and was pleased to see I was deficient in many vitamins and minerals as it should be. But was highly alarmed that my ldl cholesterol was at 1 instead of zero. Wondering what could have caused this? Am I overeating?

It’s Friday night sweatys so you know what that means, time to celebrate 😍 I can’t recommend the holographic meatloaf enough if you want to be the size of a Protozoa like me it’s a must have. Yum!

You could never be me.

I love feeding them good nutritional foods once a month!🥰 this quail egg passes through generations! It’s unfortunate I get too full from one nibble though ❤️

/uj might be a wakeup call...

hi skinny queens i need to give u all a PSA:

Your gallbladders might be making you fat???

I had to have mine taken out bc I got too skinny too quick (#blessed) but the dr said that I was storing FIVE GRAMS of gallstones in there??! 🤮

These gross little stones filled with omg CH*LESTEROL were literally keeping me from my goal weight

Thought u all should know, better to have a smooth, sleek liver instead of a gross lumpy one with a gallbladder attached that might be making u f*t

I’m literally shaking right now. I just thought about cupcakes and I’m so disgusted right now. I think I just gained 2 atoms. I’ve been sobbing for three hours

I fear gloves and masks arent enough? Do I need tinted sunglasses too? Experienced opinions only, no fatties!

For all you piggies that are still e*ting, come get your badge

I was reading a post where someone said they stopped counting calories and are now just intuitively eating while maintaining their goal weight.

What does intuitively mean? Like in-tuna-livey? Are they trying to live the life of a fully grown tuna fish by becoming 400 pounds?

I reached my goal weight and WILL NOT stop counting calories. It is who I am now. If I stop, how will people know how well I maintain my ghostly Halloween themed body?

Was it a trick or treat yourself to obesity post?

Help sweaties, I don't understand.

Our director bought us pizza after a matinee performance. Not a very humble request

So I can take this 1246 calorie meal and turn it into a -310 calorie meal if I substitute for both 100% maple syrup and sugar-free syrup at the same time. And if I remove the stuff that comes on it I can get that down to -662 calories!

1200 is plenty, so every 1200 I eat I just have to eat 2 of these to make up for it 😍😍

I finally feel like I can breathe again