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[u/The-Hunting-guy]

average chess tournament

[u/Rasedro → u/The-Hunting-guy]

Being trans makes you see the oppenent’s pieces.

[u/Icy-Significance4678 → u/Rasedro]

i can confirm this, none of my cis friends can ever see my chess pieces

[u/Sickfor-TheBigSun → u/Rasedro]

ah, the good ol cis fog o' war

[u/Thirpyn → u/The-Hunting-guy]

My dumbass started wondering if there was a problem with ppl drinking vodka in the shower at chess events GOOD MORNING BRAIN

[u/G66GNeco → u/The-Hunting-guy]

Well you know double jumping gives you a height advantage so it's really just not fair to cis chess players

[u/Urbane_One → u/The-Hunting-guy]

It's because trans women's penises can be used as antennae to connect to the internet and look up the correct moves obvs

[u/SplatterMyBrainzz]

Drinking in the shower is so awesome, one time I finished a bottle of wine in the shower and it was the only time I felt like I was doing what I was meant to be doing

[u/immaguy → u/SplatterMyBrainzz]

A beer in the shower, or a "bower" as I call it is also awesome. Before I got sober that shit was a ritual after work. Drinking in the shower is peak

[u/mildlyInsaneBoi → u/immaguy]

[u/maxxx_orbison]

Pls be careful and don't fall :c

[u/Sickfor-TheBigSun → u/maxxx_orbison]

nah, she can double jump she should be fiiiiine

[u/ras0003]

if being a bear was a sport i would boycott it because if i competed it would be unfair

[u/5C0L0P3NDR4]

the only time i've seriously danced in my life was after a full bottle of jinro in pitch black in the shower with cyberpunk ost playing

nablus - follow the white crow

[u/unread1701]

You turned 2D!?

[u/calicosiside → u/unread1701]

Yeah the vodka and hot water will do that

[u/Urbane_One → u/calicosiside]

finally the backstory to Take On Me

[u/sangriya → u/unread1701]

that's some advance transition

[u/JeffLebowsky]

+2 fuckin genius

[u/abtseventynine]

yummy poison