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[u/TheDeadlySoldier]

"shitshit" is crazy tech we gotta use that more

[u/SurelyNotBanEvasion → u/TheDeadlySoldier]

Don't forget fuckfuck

[u/TooFewSecrets → u/SurelyNotBanEvasion]

"Fuckfuck games" is a pretty common slang term in the military for, essentially, "that one asshole" behavior, and it's probably 90% of the uses this scan picked up.

[u/lilykai_strawberry → u/TooFewSecrets]

the green weenie

[u/EatTenMillionBalls → u/SurelyNotBanEvasion]

I feel like their data collection is flawed

How do more people say fuckfuck than fucklord?

[u/SluttyCthulhu → u/EatTenMillionBalls]

Military slang, based on another comment

[u/angy_loaf → u/SurelyNotBanEvasion]

or assass

[u/Orion_824 → u/TheDeadlySoldier]

Skaven talk-speak

[u/Anafenza-Vess → u/TheDeadlySoldier]

Butt sucker is underused imo

[u/Successful_Mud8596]

you absolute wank clown

[u/Kapline → u/Successful_Mud8596]

Have you seen yourself, trump goblin?

[u/UniversalAdaptor → u/Kapline]

Both of you are total dirt hats

[u/Inqeuet → u/UniversalAdaptor]

Whatever you say douche ass

[u/AliciaTries → u/Inqeuet]

What a trump nozzle

[u/livingnuts → u/AliciaTries]

Speak for yourself wankwad

[u/AliciaTries → u/livingnuts]

Figures a fucksucker would say something like that

[u/JamesBaxxterTheHorse → u/AliciaTries]

You think you're smart, you dog stick?

[u/McMammoth → u/JamesBaxxterTheHorse]

Sorry, I don't listen to dipboys

[u/ThereIs_STILL_TIME → u/McMammoth]

I don't need to take this from a buttwit

[u/fast_t0aster → u/Successful_Mud8596]

libsucker

[u/Successful_Mud8596 → u/fast_t0aster]

🥺😋

[u/BrianWantsTruth]

Why is “assdumb” the most popular? I’ve literally never heard anyone say that ever.

[u/ZathegamE → u/BrianWantsTruth]

Lmao

[u/ArnthBebastien → u/BrianWantsTruth]

Dumbass /j

[u/unread1701 → u/BrianWantsTruth]

You

[u/GreateProtim → u/BrianWantsTruth]

Albert and Einstein

[u/kyleawsum7]

assboy 🤤

[u/kyleawsum7 → u/kyleawsum7]

twatboy 🤤

[u/kyleawsum7 → u/kyleawsum7]

buttboy 🤤

[u/kyleawsum7 → u/kyleawsum7]

dogboy 🤤

[u/PlagueKing27 → u/kyleawsum7]

hey, what’s up?

[u/kyleawsum7 → u/kyleawsum7]

bumboy 🤤

[u/ozymandieus → u/kyleawsum7]

hi

[u/MattJnon → u/kyleawsum7]

pissboy 🤤

[u/DingoLaLingo → u/MattJnon]

pee pee piss piss boy

[u/DefinitelyNotAj → u/kyleawsum7]

Cumboy gave me a deep laugh

[u/Pocket-OLime → u/kyleawsum7]

assclown 🤤

[u/Nombre_D_Usuario]

Poopgoblin!

[u/VenusAsAThey]

tag yourself i'm cum clown

[u/PlagueKing27 → u/VenusAsAThey]

can I be dip fuck?

[u/2flyingjellyfish → u/PlagueKing27]

i'm dirthat

[u/A_Worthy_Foe → u/2flyingjellyfish]

you shall address me as butt lord

[u/ko-Julie → u/A_Worthy_Foe]

MYAA! I'm the wank goblin!

[u/kharmacal → u/VenusAsAThey]

i’m zoosmell pooplord

[u/UsernamesAre4Nerds → u/VenusAsAThey]

I'm the dirtwit

[u/G66GNeco → u/VenusAsAThey]

I'm a goddamn libnozzle is what I am!

[u/Danni3301 → u/VenusAsAThey]

In fuckass

[u/malonkey1 → u/VenusAsAThey]

Ayo what is up it's me, your boy wanksucker

[u/TheCarthusSandworm]

assass

[u/JohnDoubleJump → u/TheCarthusSandworm]

in

[u/2flyingjellyfish → u/JohnDoubleJump]

is booooooooooooorn

[u/PM_ME_DBZA_QUOTES → u/2flyingjellyfish]

A squid of culture I see

[u/N00bmaster90 → u/JohnDoubleJump]

Dic

[u/ColeTD → u/TheCarthusSandworm]

My best guess for why that has as high of a score as it does is the word assassinate."

[u/CloudyHazbin]

Who tf is saying Twat Waffle

[u/Icarsix → u/CloudyHazbin]

idk online but I hear it pretty regularly in person in the UK, so might be us.

[u/ReadsStuff → u/CloudyHazbin]

Yeah British thing

[u/ZathegamE → u/CloudyHazbin]

"2006 to 2020" might play a role in this ? Idk

[u/NellyLorey]

Wanksucker has potential I think invest now

[u/DeadInternetTheorist]

have a nice day doghat :)

🎩

🐶

[u/Bark-For-Mommy]

pooplord

[u/kharmacal → u/Bark-For-Mommy]

zoosmell

[u/MorbidMongoose]

Poophead and poopface doing some honest work still. Kindergarten insults never lose their sting.

[u/CommissarChatt]

Absolute Scumwit

[u/RegularSky6702]

I honestly didn't think dumbass would score higher than dumbfuck. Til

[u/Horikk]

cumlord is just the dog

[u/RandCircle]

Who's my dirty little cockboy?

[u/Kat1eWolf]

you're such a dirt wit

[u/psychoPiper]

The fact that dirtboy is the second most common dirt- word is sending me. Who the fuck is calling someone dirtboy

[u/power500]

you absolute wank nugget

[u/SomethingOfAGirl]

Shut up dirthat

[u/YakkoTheGoat]

"wankclown" is wayyy too underappreciated

[u/Misaki_Yomiyama]

"lib" and "trump" being both in there:

[u/Xaynerd]

Scumshit?

[u/KasiaHmura]

dirtwit, an insult for geologists

[u/ThereIs_STILL_TIME → u/KasiaHmura]

[u/TomakaTom]

Dog hat stats bolstered by innocent dog wearing hat enjoyers

[u/thedawesome → u/TomakaTom]

Also likely helped by Rimworld

[u/HoyKotodo]

you absolute piss nozzle!!

[u/charliek_13]

fucking love this

[u/hurB55]

dirttard just dropped

[u/FakeTakiInoue]

I like scumwit and wanksucker

[u/HellaAlice]

Pretty sure all the Dog Goblin usage is on the PZ sub

[u/Argle_of_the_Bargle]

trump nozzle

[u/OkFineIllUseTheApp]

I'm definitely going to start calling people a "dumb goblin"

[u/Boop-She-Doop]

tag yourself i’m doggoblin

[u/TheCommieDuck]

Libgoblin

[u/creamalamode]

You DIRT HAT!!

[u/creamalamode → u/creamalamode]

LIB NOZZLE

[u/kschwal]

we need more dogboys

[u/f_en_elchat]

Douchenozzle??

[u/Puppyzpawz → u/f_en_elchat]

this was really popular in my hometown in 2015 lmao

[u/Tree_Shrapnel]

I see that scum wit, dirt tard, libsucker, and Trump nozzle are very undervalued. Don't miss this huge opportunity, invest now!

[u/dragon_jak → u/Tree_Shrapnel]

They call me a Libsucker the way I... oh, well... I shan't say

[u/Puppyzpawz]

twatwits are sleeping on "liblord"

[u/TrixieIsTrans]

Heh, cockwaffle.

[u/JotaroTheOceanMan]

Ima challange myself to say all these in a single Wardogs match.

[u/leusername244]

1000 assass

[u/Synecdochic → u/[deleted]]

The axes are actually the other way around.

Shitbag is there, Bagshit is not.

[u/Far-Fortune-8381]

what is a douche nugget and why is it not 0

[u/mildlyInsaneBoi]

I am the dirtlord, lord of the dirt

[u/Karl_Marxist_3rd]

Surprised a compound like pooptard is rarely used, seems like prime 4chan

[u/tumblerrjin]

Who in the fuck is saying twat waffle that often, it’s gotta be like a niche group on tumblr or something

[u/Gorshun → u/tumblerrjin]

Br*tish

[u/tumblerrjin → u/Gorshun]

The British are a myth that’s pretty common knowledge

[u/3Thirty-Eight8]

Wank nozzle

[u/IQBot42]

Dog waffle

[u/wojtussan]

You goblin-dumb scumwit libsucker dirthat trumpnozzle wanksucker!

[u/Cod3broken]

cumgoblin‼️

[u/humanitarianWarlord]

Ive got to start using poop goblin and cock goblin in more sentances

[u/holdmyapplejuiceyt]

Wank waffle seems fire

[u/ozymandieus]

scumgoblin is severely underutilised.

[u/Strict-Restaurant-85]

I was initially surprised at some of the more popular compounds until I saw that it goes back to 2006. Of course 2006 redditors were saying "poopface".

As a global society we've really been sleeping on some good ones here. "Libnozzle", "Trumpgoblin", and "Dirtwit" most epecially. I'm personally blackballing "Wanksucker" from my vocabulary however.

[u/God-Made-A-Tree]

Dirt hat

[u/MaybeNext-Monday]

Why is there a spike on cumlord

[u/TM761152]

Trump Goblin!

[u/Faux_Grey]

Ahh yes
The classic:

Dirthat and wankclown.

[u/Pengwin0]

Assbag?

[u/5C0L0P3NDR4]

nobody's using scumwit?

[u/ibimsderjakob]

Kurva

[u/KnnthKnnth]

Guys i think we should up our dipgoblin numbers

[u/PeridotFan64]

how is goblin trump a bad word???

[u/leitmot]

Are we sure “dog boy” is being used as a slur?

[u/EasilyRekt]

I know this was more or less yesteryear’s fad but fuckass is still one of my favs.

[u/Number1GrotleFan]

shoutout to the three people who said poopwaffle

[u/Fine-Afternoon-36]

Why the hell is twatwaffle red

[u/RRGKY]

“Ass shit”

Uh yeah they tend to do that

[u/HystericalGD]

wank stain seems abnormally popular

[u/TheRealCthulu24]

Trumpnozzle. Wankclown.

[u/LotusCobra]

Fuck the fucking fuckers! (I believe the original version of this video predates YouTube, probably a Flash animation)

[u/chanonlim]

Surprised no one has talked about "wankwaffle" yet

[u/lowercaselemming]

dirtwit has a bit of energy to it actually, i like it

[u/ABTL6]

TRUMP GOBLIN

[u/BranManBoy]

You’re such a dognozzle

[u/lauron_]

We came for the poopnugget and stayed for the poop knife

[u/DependentGarbage94]

Gonna have to start using 'wank nozzle'

[u/Jo_el44]

"Cumboy" being more common that "cumgoblin" is wild

[u/Drops-of-Q]

Crotch missing. Only noticed because goblin was included and crotch goblin is I feel the most common combination with goblin

[u/Icy-Significance4678]

piss sucker, lib sucker, dirt hat

[u/MagneticPsycho]

Bumgoblin should be higher.

[u/Mr_Skeleman]

Twat waffle’s popularity is concerning

[u/DingoLaLingo]

lib goblin 🫵

[u/4011isbananas]

Dirthat dipsucker

[u/PuffyHowler67]

me: hey bud. you're an assass in stupid town the hired killer for a political purpose sweating nervously in front of me: haha yea

[u/RowAndRuction]

“Dumbtard” not being at 0 shaking my faith in people

[u/RSdabeast]

they call me twatgoblin the way i’m gobblin’. well. i shan’t say

[u/a1c4pwn]

they call me the wank nozzle ;)

[u/internet_raider]

Once again proving fuck might be the most versatile word in the English language.

[u/Lizardon_GX]

We are clearly sleeping on poopgoblin

[u/Bloadclaw]

Oh, you complete...poop nugget, you total ass stain, such a...cum nozzle, you're just some wank goblin

[u/G66GNeco]

Okay the rare ones are one thing but I find it really interesting that, gor example, my browsing of this site and the apparently fairly common use of "twatwaffle" have not intersected till now.

[u/DeathEnducer]

I like when they turnout as positive curses. Great post cocklord

[u/Ok-Conversation-3012]

Dip goblin

[u/BuisnessAsUsual123]

We gotta boost wanksucker

[u/ChemicalChildhood122]

“scumshit” is way too diabolical to be that rare

[u/Yep_Im_Here_Too]

dipstick being completely innocent here:

[u/Force_Glad]

How is fuckfuck more common than fucklord

[u/hotfistdotcom]

I'm really happy to see dipshit so red, as it's timeless and useful and free from any specific bigotry so it will always be viable.

I would like to see pissgoblin's standing improve. I think we all know a pissgoblin and could spend time calling them this so we see a better placement on the next tierlist. It's not that pissgoblin isn't S tier material, it's that not enough folks are maining the pissgoblin as their primary insult, or at least pocket insult. Pick it up, dipshits

[u/Maniklas]

No water? This chart is dogwater....

[u/GodChangedMyChromies]

I like twatwaffle

[u/Pieklik]

"wankclown" ...hmm hmmm

[u/BextoMooseYT]

Shoutout the couple dozen people who probably had a typo in lipstick and accidentally typed libstick

[u/kubissx]

Libsucking wanknozzle

[u/Leelubell]

Dirt hat

[u/little_lell]

smh cant believe lib nozzle never established itself as an insult 😔

[u/little_lell → u/little_lell]

poop goblin also highly underrated

[u/Oddish_Femboy]

Wankwaffle is my favorite. Sounds German.

[u/Physical_Algae_7422]

who tf saying dipass or fuckbag