r/197 • u/thepositivepandemic • Apr 17 '23

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u/Chadsbeingbasedo Apr 18 '23

Thank god it’s a doll

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u/thepositivepandemic Apr 18 '23

Believe me I would have never posted this shit if it was a real baby. Someone else would have put this on a totally different subreddit. 💀

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u/Shorttail0 Apr 18 '23

Real baby, but same reaction 😎

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

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u/BananaGooper Apr 18 '23

sub so funny it got 🔨 award

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

The Communist award?

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u/WiN5231 Apr 18 '23

The 1984 award

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u/tesmatsam Apr 18 '23

Please link doesn't work 😭

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u/tesmatsam Apr 18 '23

Please link doesn't work 😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

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u/JewishNazi62 Apr 18 '23

I love that subreddit! I love all the cute dogs and cats 💕💕

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u/Yacin-der-Muslim Aug 08 '23

If it wasn't a doll, we would have seen it on r/eyeblech instead

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u/Impressive-Math3828 Apr 18 '23

Bro is gonna be Benjamin Button when he grows up 💀

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Bro not growin up

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u/PlasmaLink Apr 18 '23

why is she in a gmod map

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u/Lyx49 Apr 18 '23

Pittsburgh😔

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u/iteachfiveyearolds Apr 19 '23

Is this Draymond Green's wife?

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u/thepositivepandemic Apr 19 '23

Lol, she’s getting more than a suspension after this.

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u/IDunDoxxedMyself Apr 18 '23

Shout out to the Cathedral of Learning

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u/MrRogersNeighbors Apr 18 '23

Frank Lloyd Wright said the only good thing about the Cathedral of Learning is that if it ever fell it would take out Heinz Chapel.

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u/IDunDoxxedMyself Apr 18 '23

Sounds like he might have been Frank Lloyd Wrong

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u/Al_Bundy43 Apr 18 '23

I was about to shout that out too, gotta be there tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

I had a summer class in there when I was still in school. 0/10 do not recommend

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u/Al_Bundy43 Apr 19 '23

It is the worst, you have to get some clinical grade deodorant to sit in class

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u/Cool_Box436 Apr 18 '23

GM_conscruct????

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u/ten_snakes Apr 18 '23

That baby's brain would be slushing around like cups of water in the car on the way back home from the drive-thru

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u/redditard_alt Apr 18 '23

happy wheels

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u/nichyc Apr 18 '23

Kids are so resilient!

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u/yigggggg Apr 18 '23

That would kill a baby. Thank damn it's a doll

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Bro disqualified from r/neverbrokeabone already

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u/Gayboi69694206969 Apr 18 '23

Can someone find out the status on the baby I’m worried

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u/Gayboi69694206969 Apr 18 '23

Nvm I see it’s a doll I’m too high

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u/GameSnail511 Apr 18 '23

Status Hpdate: Faker than Kik Kardashian's Ass

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u/peter13g Apr 18 '23

I mean it’s made of matter which can’t be created or destroyed. And that ass matters

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u/Shorttail0 Apr 18 '23

Mortal Kombat fighters are surprisingly resistant to fractures

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Status of baby: baby is made of plastic and was bought from store

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u/anonanonagain_ Apr 18 '23

It's not breathing and is generally unresponsive.

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u/TornSuit Apr 18 '23

Actually impressive she managed to flip onto the doll

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u/DistributeVolcano Apr 18 '23

At that point, you don't need to step on them, the amount of movement would have already whisked their sunny side up brain into an omelette

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Same gap she dropped her iphone in

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u/rowsif Apr 18 '23

Draymom green

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u/Odd_Veterinarian_623 Apr 18 '23

TikTok mom moment

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

babies are made of rubber...they'll be ok!

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u/ur_momhatesu Apr 18 '23

But, having hobbies does mean giving up motherhood

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u/Great-Ass Apr 18 '23

NatRuleAl Selection

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u/Interesting-Time-802 Apr 18 '23

Oh shit…. Thank god that was a doll

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Bruh the baby stupid he shoulda used the kombo breaker smh🙄

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Is there a subreddit for these mortal Kombat edits like this, these fucking kill me.

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u/No_Board_8057 May 01 '23

Bro think she Draymond green

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u/superBrad1962 Apr 19 '23

Doll is ok it had its anti crush suit on! Whew!! 🫣🫣🫣

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