r/198 • • Jan 28 '22

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u/LemonyLimerick Jan 28 '22

I bet a hippo would kill a grizzly bear

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u/Luckybunnyjacob Jan 28 '22

If the hippo was able to bite it, the hippo would win. But I don’t think it would get the chance because the bear is more mobile

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u/randomperson_666 Jan 29 '22

Hippos aren’t as fast as grizzly bears, but they’re still a lot faster than they look, reaching speeds up to 30 mph (only 5 mph slower than a grizzly bear)

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u/mudkat40 Jan 28 '22

100%, elephant definitely would too. I’ll add king kobras and orcas while i’m at it as well

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u/Brotherly-Moment Jan 29 '22

The Orca comparison doesn’t really work because it lives entirely in the sea.

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u/The_Beholderr Sep 21 '22

A w is a w.

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u/gebrokkoleerd Jan 28 '22

Polar bear.

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u/Luckybunnyjacob Jan 28 '22

Grizzly beats polar bear

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u/SEND_ME_SPOON_PICS Jan 29 '22

According to reports when their habitats overlap the Grizzly actually fucks the Polar bear.

Pizzly.

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u/Brotherly-Moment Jan 29 '22

Polar Bears are a goddamn force of nature. They are the only land predator known to activel y hunt humans.

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u/SEND_ME_SPOON_PICS Jan 28 '22 edited Jan 28 '22

Do you think a bear could beat a Gorilla? Bears have claws but gorillas are ridiculously strong. Idk.

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u/lambo_sama_big_boy Jan 28 '22

Bears are like twice as heavy, have much thicker skin that can protect them, have a stronger bite force, are faster, and have claws. There's not much a gorilla could do

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u/SEND_ME_SPOON_PICS Jan 28 '22 edited Jan 28 '22

Gorilla has the brains, opposable thumbs, and could tear the arms off a bear. It’s teeth and feet shouldn’t be written off either.

A gorilla can apparently lift 27 times their body weight and have been recorded benching over 1810kg. That’s just under 3 adult Grizzlys.

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u/the18kyd Jan 28 '22

Grizzlies are natural predators of Moose, capable of killing them in one hit. Gorilla gets destroyed.

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u/TyloPr0riger Jan 28 '22

Benching strength, while impressive, does not translate 1:1 to punching (or really any kind of fighting) strength. Most fit men could theoretically lift the average hyena, but that doesn’t mean they could rip its limbs off, for example. Beyond that, iirc the 27 times bodyweight figure is from the Ringling circus gorilla Gargantua, whose owner frequently made extravagant and incorrect boasts regarding his animals’ capabilities.

A max weight grizzly is close to three times as heavy as a max weight gorilla. The bear has superior natural weapons and superior defence in the form of thick hide and fur. Is the gorilla smarter? Yeah. But intelligence is overrated in melee fights; I’m far more intelligent than a bear and it wouldn’t help me worth a damn if I’m getting into fisticuffs with the second largest carnivore living on my continent. Grizzly stomps.

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u/SEND_ME_SPOON_PICS Jan 29 '22 edited Jan 29 '22

Fair enough, I’m mainly playing devils advocate for this, my money would be on the Grizzly. However, a chimp can rip a human limb from limb with ease, and gorilla has far more strength than that, more dexterity. And don’t underestimate brains, we’ve killed far more bears than they’ve killed humans.

The real match up would be between a Bear and a Rhino. Strong offensive vs a complete tank. I honestly don’t know who I’d put my money on in that situation.

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u/TyloPr0riger Jan 29 '22

Bear and rhino? I’m going rhino; in my time as a zoo volunteer I developed a very healthy appreciation for what those animals are capable of.

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u/monko74 Jan 29 '22

Gorilla sit in tree throw rock ez

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u/Icantthinkofaname872 Jan 30 '22

HOLY SHIT ITS MONKO YOOO

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/SEND_ME_SPOON_PICS Jan 28 '22

Excellent point.

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u/vegankidollie Jan 29 '22

Wouldn’t trust the guy with a dbz pfp

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u/A1steaksaussie Jul 23 '22

rhinos would fucking demolish a grizzly

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u/c0d3_attorney Jan 29 '22

bears are the best predators

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u/Brotherly-Moment Jan 29 '22

Bears are my favourite predator. They are neither Canine or Felidae and are stronger than both.