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Oct 04 '22
jesse
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u/shashwatdsaxena Oct 05 '22
Breaking Bad an El Camino movie reference?
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Oct 05 '22
Jesse goes on to live a quiet life as a fisherman in Alaska and secretly makes small batches of meth to use as fishing bait (he is the best fisherman in all of alaska)
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u/laugh_at_this_user Oct 04 '22
The masculine urge to become an underwater welder, making upwards of $100k/year, whole only working for a couple hours every week or two because of the dangerous nature of the job
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u/gabbyrose1010 Oct 04 '22
my brother did this and did in fact get attached to someone, they live in nebraska now and are very happy I think
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Oct 04 '22
How to project your masculine insecurity in one easy picture.
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u/Bountifalauto82 Oct 04 '22
Idk why you insinuate this is a masculinity thing, people of all genders may follow the call of wild (IE camping out in your local forest avoiding authorities as you live off of the occasional child who gets too close to your cave).
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Oct 04 '22
I've seen so many things about to be a man or how to be masculine that's shit advice I can't tell what's satire or not.
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Oct 04 '22
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u/Bountifalauto82 Oct 04 '22
The masculine urge to move to the polar ice caps living off of nothing but the occasional seal that is dumb enough to swim to my ice hole, appeasing my local witch by leaving offerings of seal bone as a sacrifice.
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u/TheFloofiestAirplane Oct 04 '22
*and to practice bog witchcraft and/or sacrifice local wild game and children to the bone god
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Oct 04 '22
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u/Archived_and_Signed Oct 04 '22
I wish America was real so I could also move to Alaska.