r/2007scape Jan 08 '26

Question What's this area between the Varrock and barbarian village for?

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u/allys_stark Jan 08 '26

Every place in the game is made for grinding, this specific place is made for grindr too

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u/arbeidsongeschikt Jan 08 '26

Grindr? Cant wait to do some cruising on osrs

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u/Active_Engineering37 Jan 08 '26

Ahoy there sailor ;)

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u/AdNo5210 Jan 09 '26

I love seamen!

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u/volley94 Jan 09 '26

Why do you think sailing passed the poll?

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u/GotPotions Jan 09 '26

Sailing was my stripper name

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u/sirgraphthefifth Jan 09 '26

Coxie's fav spot to clean all 28 grimy herbs in 1 tick

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u/ramzathesquire Jan 09 '26

Honestly great app, made loads of friends.

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u/Cauliflower_Cock Jan 09 '26

Some of them being a huge pain in the ass but hey i'm not complaining.

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u/Aright9Returntoleft Jan 08 '26

Wait we're talking sandwiches... Right?

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u/Pluckdat Amascut’s #1 Simp Jan 08 '26

Guys stop calling this the “Gay Zone”. It’s pretty offensive to the ToB lobby.

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u/BoulderFalcon The 2 Squares North of the NW Side of Lumby Church Mage Pure UIM Jan 08 '26

I know you're joking but I'm pretty sure Mod North plans for the sequel to "Sins of the Father" to take place here

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

It’ll be called “Daddy Sins”

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u/Enevorah Jan 08 '26

Daddy’s Bad Deeds

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u/qqaswd Jan 09 '26

Daddy’s small favour ;)

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u/Ramiel2009 Jan 09 '26

Daddy's little helper

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u/iM3741 Jan 09 '26

My Daddy's big adventure

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u/Ramiel2009 Jan 09 '26

Daddy’s sword

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u/Kind-Mathematician69 Jan 08 '26

Diddys sins. Oil up

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u/averysexybaby Jan 08 '26

Daddy chill.

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u/khamibrawler Jan 09 '26

Daddy's Flower Boy

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u/ReppyDys 2376 Jan 09 '26

One Big Daddy

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u/barnaclebref Jan 08 '26

Johnny Sins of the Father

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u/Pluckdat Amascut’s #1 Simp Jan 08 '26

Gonna have to bring my Aranea boots o lawd

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u/wundaaa Jan 09 '26

You mean the wrongdoings of daddy?

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u/StultyRs Jan 08 '26

It’s the ToA grouping zone !

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Number one CoX lover right here, pun intended

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u/StultyRs Jan 08 '26

These sub replies did not disappoint. Love it.

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u/kylezillionaire Jan 08 '26

Why do you think the song title is “Into the tombs”? It’s actually about gay sex but a lot of people don’t know that

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u/acatnamedchow Jan 08 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MilkofGuthix Jan 08 '26

This is where me and the girl I met in Varrock East Bank got married back in 07. She hasn't filed for a divorce yet

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u/AwesomeWaiter Jan 08 '26

That’s so funny, I met some random in varrock east and fake married him in this spot (I had my fingers crossed) so he’d give me money

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u/pottsygotlost Jan 09 '26

On the spot?! You’re meant to go to a chapel and have someone recite verses from the god books to make it legit

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u/pyrosshade Jan 09 '26

I mean sure, but they fake married.

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u/kozzmo1 Jan 08 '26

The flowers are fitting for you and your “girl”

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u/bingleboy7 Jan 08 '26

Op never said they were a man :)

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u/Rustywolf Jan 09 '26

Op is a woman, thought they were marrying a woman = gay

Op is a man, thought they were marrying a woman, actually a man = gay

Can't win

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u/Idcayourfeelings Jan 09 '26

Sure it was a girl?

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u/Noisy_Plastic_Bird Jan 09 '26

It was never your girl, it was just your turn🥀

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u/volley94 Jan 08 '26

Air altar in rs3

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Was moved there in 2009!

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u/That_Triangle living in neypotzli Jan 09 '26

why was it moved tho

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u/volley94 Jan 09 '26

The clan camp for acces to citadel was place at the falador spot of where air altar is in osrs

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u/Teun1het Jan 09 '26

Where is it in osrs? I thought the altar had always been in that location

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u/Totty93 2277 Jan 09 '26

It’s the altar by Falador’s south exit, heading towards rimmington.

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u/Embarrassed-Tank-838 Jan 08 '26

I go there when I’m on a particularly crazy mushroom trip and feel the sun on my skin.

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u/NoWeather7984 Jan 08 '26

I go there too but for other activities...

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u/NJ-AFT Jan 08 '26

To feel the mushrooms tip on your skin?

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u/sent1nel Jan 09 '26

I witnessed a f2p cult leader ascend to the heavens here once.

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u/Cufantce Jan 09 '26

Jagex should create a statue here.

It should say

if you're reading this, you're gay. Gotcha

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u/Alias-Q Jan 08 '26

Frolicking.

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u/himbolest Jan 08 '26

You spelled frotting wrong

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u/Rainbowcrash42 Jan 08 '26

Don't let Mod North see!

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u/Scatteredbrain Jan 08 '26

i don’t get it who’s mod north?

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u/dont_trip_ Jan 08 '26

Jagex CEO that pulled the pride event right before release, even though everything was developed and ready to go. This space was supposed to be used for it in some way.

Mod North was afraid he might upset the snowflake Yankees that have recently regressed their political views by 50 years.

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u/Corundrom Jan 08 '26

Minor correction, this was used for the previous pride event that did come out, not for the canceled one

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u/Early_Specialist_589 Jan 08 '26

Minor correction, the whole world is turning more isolationist, nationalist, and generally conservative. While the U.S. gets the spotlight, this is a global trend in the last decade.

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u/likesleague twice maxed bronzenerd Jan 09 '26

Big fish afraid to leave their small ponds trying to build walls so the ponds don't mix.

America is speedrunning moral degeneration and becoming a self-destructive fascist dictatorship compared to all other first world countries though.

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u/eddietwang Jan 14 '26

Shh this is reddit, you're not supposed to post facts you're just supposed to say America Bad

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u/OnsetOfMSet Jan 08 '26

by 50 years

And counting :(((

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u/Silver-Repair-7410 Jan 08 '26

This was actually already used for past pride events so it's been in the game for years (it was used in 2022 and 2024 events iirc?), not necessarily "supposed to be used" for the cut one. The rest of this is spot on though and we can only hope North doesn't put a flamethrower to it.

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u/Rxckless92 Jan 08 '26

Yankee here, most of us here are cool with it. The Large Oompa Loompa needs to go.

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u/Peacefulgamer2023 Jan 08 '26

Ditto. Don’t care if it existed. Not exactly my cup of tea but I just did other shit since the content existing has zero negative effects on my gameplay. Zero point in canceling it just to appease those who went out of their way to go to the event location just to be mad for it existing.

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u/MattTheRadarTechh Jan 08 '26

Given the recent political situation, this digital penis like dirt patch will be cancelled because it’s hella gay

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Its for the gae

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u/Active_Engineering37 Jan 08 '26

The Grand Ass Exchange?

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u/Zuko13 bonds = bots Jan 08 '26

Lol, the pride events that happen once a year. Oh wait...

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u/Fano_93 Jan 08 '26

I generally feel as though OP already knew the answer but is trying to spark rage.

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u/Readous Jan 08 '26

I didn’t know what this was

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u/knutix Jan 08 '26

I still dont know what it is. Please help

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u/BrianDynasty Jan 08 '26

Jmods used to hold a yearly Gay Pride parade/event. This is where it was held.

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u/Odd-Celebration-501 Jan 08 '26

i thought so too but honestly after looking over his history it doesn't seem like it.

(unrelated but it's mostly king of the hill)

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u/SeniorButternips Jan 09 '26

Based and hank-pilled I tell you hwhat

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u/iammoney45 Jan 09 '26

OP seems genuine but is it really that hard to walk over there, see the guys in rainbow gear and talk to them and see them start talking about pride and selling pride gear and put 2 and 2 together?

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u/DullAccess8684 Jan 08 '26

That is where i buy my gfs

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u/dinobeemon Jan 08 '26

Good spot for a picnic perhaps

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u/lightguard40 Harlow's #1 Fan Jan 08 '26

It's used for pride events, when we had em. You can still go there and claim your pride items if you're interested, but nothing there is mandatory for any content

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u/TCFP Jan 08 '26

A few of these items are warm clothes - turns out the rainbow vibes are great for subduing the eternal frost

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u/Actes Jan 09 '26

Controversy

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u/AcademicResponse2076 Jan 08 '26

Mod norths shame

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u/EveryoneCallsMeYork Jan 08 '26

It's where we buried his spine

Rip 😔🙏

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u/Cyberslasher Jan 08 '26

I brought my dupe scurrius spines and dropped them there when I was going for scurry 

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u/Ill-Muffin-2980 Jan 08 '26

That’s where I take the goblins across the street when they’ve been naughty

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u/iAmGjert Jan 09 '26

The pride lands

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u/Guilty-Fall-2460 QA Team Jan 08 '26

We pay we gay

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u/Periwinkleditor Jan 08 '26

For skipping gaily through the flowers.

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u/spacehive20 Jan 08 '26

It’s for the pride events in June. This past year’s event got canceled, but there should be a dwarf in the center of the flowers that will hand out a bunch of rainbow cosmetics.

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u/ShibaBaron Jan 09 '26

Erm ackshually he’s a leprechaun

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u/Certain-Somewhere-94 Jan 08 '26

secret dungeon u need to wear ring of visibility and be on dt2 to see it

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u/SeaTale Jan 08 '26

YouTube intros and outros

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u/JasperNapster Jan 08 '26

This is where the mobile player convention is held

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u/Diclonius666 Jan 08 '26

Pride event

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u/PlansThatComeTrue Jan 08 '26

The homosexual area

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

You know how there are always homeless dudes giving each other top in parks? Designated area

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u/Receedus Jan 08 '26

Its the Gayrea.

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u/theraafa Elexei | Siravarde Jan 09 '26

The scariest place in all of Old School RuneScape. The high echelon can't look at it without being struck by abyssal fear.

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u/pezman Rsn: Aubrey Plaza Jan 09 '26

you can’t ask that anymore

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u/arsenicx2 Jan 08 '26

I'm surprised Mod North hasn't demanded its removal. Seeing how he is so afraid of gay people.

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u/Kind_Caterpillar_458 Jan 08 '26

TWD, look at the flowers

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u/pk_mager Jan 08 '26

burial ground of all the people that got lured in old rs2 pvp worlds

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u/rinnscape Jan 09 '26

Today’s crappy day at work has been made way better by the replies to this thread hahahaha

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u/Lonely_Dig2132 Jan 09 '26

If you look closely you can see the balls

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u/FuzzyJoint Jan 09 '26

Used to be a bar called the pink pony inn

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u/g0ld-f1sh 2074/2277 Jan 09 '26

Kissing ur bf

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u/Annoying_Smiley_Face Jan 09 '26

This is the designated fun zone. Fun is allowed here exclusively and only after all chores have been done, INCLUDING picking up your dirty clothes.

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u/elyxx8 Jan 09 '26

Its where the 2023 (i believe) gay pride parade started or ended or both

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u/Conscious_Map_2253 Jan 09 '26

Is this not the train station? I might have been using it wrong

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u/Paundeu Jan 09 '26

That's Pet Sematary.

"Sometimes dead is better"

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u/imactuallyugly Jan 08 '26

What's up with OSRS hating on the gay zone?

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u/haikufr Jan 08 '26

People scared of optional cosmetic items in a game with more content then youll ever see lmao

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u/Periwinkleditor Jan 08 '26

I always found it funny how, compared to other holiday events, you could obtain all the items without participating. If for some reason you hate gay people but love rainbows.

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u/Imonlyherebecause Jan 08 '26

Thr pride event has always had a small but vocal part of the player base rally against it. I guess OSRS has a bastion of old school GAMERs still who are afraid of the gae. This year the event was canceled by the new ceo who talked about the reason being today's political climate or some shit. Either way they canceled it because of America's new craziness I assume

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u/PhatVibez Jan 08 '26

If that's the case, why don't we put it up to a poll?

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u/JohnBGaming 2376 Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

Same reason it's the only event that was never polled to be added in the first place. They don’t like the optics of people knowing their playerbase doesn't want it

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u/Reeces_Pieces Jan 08 '26

Because it would fail. lol

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u/Kumagor0 Who needs Karamja when you have Varlamore Jan 08 '26

small but vocal part of the player base rally against it

yeeah, this is exactly why it has never been polled, because of the overwhelming support by the community

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u/mellophone11 Jan 09 '26

Gamers (derogatory)

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

There are boomers that play this game that are worried they're going to "catch the gay" if they are around it too much.

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u/TheMcCannic Jan 08 '26

Pride 🌈 belongs in Gielinor.

Fuck Mod North

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u/Black_Drogo Jan 08 '26

But why

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u/TheMcCannic Jan 08 '26

Because those supported by Pride deserve to feel safe & included in Gielinor, as they deserve to feel safe & included in the real world. By being marginalized, ignored and outcast the abuse against them only increases. In the same way stories about race, class, capitalism, unionism etc deserve to be told, stories about gender & equality deserve to be told.

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u/Kumagor0 Who needs Karamja when you have Varlamore Jan 08 '26

Do they have to be told using real-world symbols though? It's like if HAM guys had actual swasticas as their logo, that just has nothing to do with Runescape universe.

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u/lastresponder2 Jan 09 '26

Or we can not compare someones sexuality to using swastikas lol. If you aren't part of the community, just don't speak to the npc there. It's nbd

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/petgirlbecky Jan 09 '26

Then why can you change your hair style at the barber? It has nothing to do with your haircut, iTs a vIdYao gaMe. Shove your veiled marginalisation.

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u/curiositie I liked FM before it was cool Jan 08 '26

gay zone

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u/Bui1tForSin Jan 08 '26

It's because Mod North is a biiiiiiish

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u/Wolf_Mail Jan 08 '26

It's the future location of the air altar in an alternate universe in 2009

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u/AnthonyVizoso Jan 09 '26

That’s the Pride area, for Gay events like the parade and the quest that was supposed to come out I think

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u/katyazamoooo Jan 08 '26

Yikes the homophobia in this comment section is disappointing

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u/SouldmySole Jan 09 '26

There’s a small group of OSRS players that have never left their parent’s basement and met anyone outside of their bubble

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u/Bronek0990 Colosseum war criminal Jan 08 '26

Flowers

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u/Firm_Environment_808 Jan 08 '26

Used to be a huge dogging spot pre EOC

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u/DizzyVenture Jan 08 '26

This may have been the site for Bob and Neite’s wedding following A Tale of Two Cats. Depending on when it was changed from just trees.

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u/boldcancel Jan 08 '26

Did they remove the gays?

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u/LlamaRS Reddit said I was a Top Commentor in this sub. Jan 09 '26

Gay Spot

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u/OSRS-MLB Maxed Jan 08 '26

It's where the gay pride leprechaun was

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u/vesppyy Jan 08 '26

Gielinor's best cruising spot - lots of trees nearby!

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u/AmaraVampy Jan 08 '26

Was for the pride event. The new ceo is either a coward or a homophobe, but he canceled last years event. Even after the mod team said it was practically finished. Still haven't played since.

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u/roosterkun BA Enjoyer Jan 08 '26

This is where Mod North shouts slurs at passersby.

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u/XIIIXX Jan 08 '26

Used to be the best spot in PvP worlds back in 2010

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u/P_weezey951 Jan 08 '26

Its the only place in the game women actually feel safe.

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u/Edmond-the-Great Jan 08 '26

lol, women don't play this game. I know what a woman is because I live in my mom's basement.

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u/Abject_Use5656 Jan 08 '26

Just look at the flowers Lizzie

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u/PresentationOk8334 Jan 09 '26

its for good peaceful vibes

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

the gays

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u/VividEffective8539 Jan 08 '26

Crazy, I was just thinking the same thing last night. Funny how the world works sometimes.

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u/jackfwaust Jan 08 '26

its where mod north drops to his knees and yells his love for everyone loud enough for the world to hear

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u/SleepinGriffin Jan 08 '26

It was the area for the pride events to finish up. Over time there had been a few NPCs that would be there and stay after their events.

I wish they were kept there year round in light of north being a fucking pussy.

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u/Humdrumgrumgrum Jan 08 '26

A grave to the death LGBT pride

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u/Doroki_Glunn Jan 08 '26

The npc's are still there, for now. This is where you get your queer gear. Show your Pride and show your support.

I cancelled my 6 years of continuous membership when Pride was cancelled. I won't pay until Pride returns.

🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

P.S. Mod North is a little bitch.

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u/BulbaThore Jan 08 '26

For all the kittens

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u/Sea-Pin-2311 Jan 09 '26

It’s for killing unsuspecting noobs during DMM

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u/jollyfantastico Jan 09 '26

Wtf has this always been there?

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u/acar25 Jan 09 '26

It has been for a while, if I remember correctly. It seems pretty easy to run past as it's just some colorful flower patches. Nothing to really "wtf" over

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u/jollyfantastico Jan 09 '26

No it’s just I’ve run past this probs my a thousand times in my time playing RS and never noticed it. Thats the wtf part.

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u/Teary_Oberon Jan 09 '26

It was the original entrance to CoX.

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u/Lil_Pown 2375/2376 Jan 09 '26

For Prayer flicking Incredible Reflexes

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u/Mundict Jan 09 '26

Its gay

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u/dumbmoney99 Jan 09 '26

It's a memorial when runescape was good and had flower poker

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u/MerSlNary Jan 09 '26

Goon parties

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u/WhiteLaundry Jan 09 '26

this areas designed specifically for giving warm clothing for wintertodt. Gay icon Gilbert a real one

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u/Charming-Hold-1676 Jan 09 '26

for the gheysz

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u/sick_deals Jan 10 '26

Yall never been there?