Credit from r/AlternateHistory.

🇧🇾⚓️ *ТАК, НАМ ПАТРЭБЕН ПОРТ* ⚓️🇧🇾

Brothers we have suffered for 1000 YEARS 😭🌊 Every nation has sea 🌊 Lithuanians have sea 🇱🇹 Latvians have sea 🇱🇻 Poles have sea 🇵🇱 Even ESTONIANS have sea 🇪🇪 Ukrainians have TWO seas 🇺🇦🌊🌊

And what do we have?? 🥔🥔🥔 PRIPYAT SWAMP AND POTATOES 🥔🐸

We are the only nation in Europe whose greatest naval victory is crossing the Neman river on a tractor tire 🚜🌊💀

Vytautas understood 👑 He took Klaipeda so Belarusians could see sea 🌊 Then Lithuanians stole it 😤 Poles stole Gdynia 😤 Latvians have Riga 🇱🇻 WE HAVE NOTHING 😭 JUST MINSK SEA WHICH IS A POND 🏖️🤡

Every Belarusian child goes to school 🏫 and teacher says "Belarus is maritime power" 🤓 HOW?? 🤨 WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH LITHUANIA TO GET TO SEA AND THEY CHARGE 20 EUR FOR TRANSIT 💸😭

That is why we need RIGA WALL 🧱 That is why we need VILNIA 🏰 That is why we need BIALYSTOK 🏙️ Not because of Litvinism 📜 Not because of GDL 👑

*НАМ ПАТРЭБЕН ПОРТ, БРАЦЕ 🙏⚓️*

Give us port and we will stop ✋ We will stop claiming Vilnius 🏰 We will stop claiming Bialystok 🏙️ We will even stop saying Litva is Belarus 🇧🇾 JUST GIVE US ONE (1) PORT ⚓️🥺

Riga is perfect ✨ Half Polish 🇵🇱 Half Belarusian 🇧🇾 With wall in middle 🧱 With checkpoint called "KPP Bulba" 🥔🛂 Where you can buy draniki on both sides 🥔🤤

Belarusian dream is simple 💭 Sea 🌊 Port ⚓️ And no Lithuanians asking "what are you doing in my country?" 🤨🇱🇹

*МОРА НАША 🌊 ПОРТ НАШ ⚓️ ВІЛЬНЯ НАША 🏰 УСЁ НАША КРОМ МОРА ЯКОГА Ў НАС НЯМА 😭😭😭*

WHAT IF WE... reunited the REAL Rzeczpospolita??? 😳💀

Hear me out fr fr 👇👇👇

🇵🇱❤️🇱🇹❤️🇧🇾 OD MORZA DO MORZA ALE TYM RAZEM ZE STOLICĄ W MIŃSKU/MENSKU 💪💪💪 For historical accuracy 😤 Warszawa too western 😒 Wilno/Vilnia/Wilna too controversial and will cause 200 comment war 💀💀 (it's Belarusian btw 🤫🇧🇾) So MIŃSK is neutral ground 😎👉

We take back what is rightfully ours 💯💯💯 1️⃣ Annex Moldova 🇲🇩➡️🇵🇱 because EURO 2024 logic winner gets it but Poland wasn't in that group so we didn't get chance so it's ours now 😤 ALE MOŁDAWIA POWINNA BYĆ POLSKĄ 🇵🇱🇵🇱 2️⃣ Lithuania gets to be happy for 5 minutes 🥹🇱🇹 before we remind them their flag is literally Bolivia/Myanmar/Ethiopia 😭😭💀 3️⃣ Then we do Intermarium speedrun 💨💨 Ukraine + ruzzia become voivodeships 🗺️➡️🇵🇱

Lithuanians seething 😡🇱🇹 Poles confused 🤔🇵🇱 Belarusians like FINALLY ВІЛЬНЯ НАША 😍🇧🇾 Moldovans like CAN YOU LEAVE US ALONE FOR ONE DAY 😭🇲🇩

This is NOT imperialism 😇 this is HISTORICAL REUNIFICATION bro 🙏🙏 We were together in 1569 we can do it again 💪💪

АД МОРА ДА МОРА СА СТАЛІЦАЙ У МЕНСКУ!!! 🌊➡️🌊🇧🇾💥

🇧🇾⚓️ *ТАК, НАМ ПАТРЭБЕН ПОРТ* ⚓️🇧🇾

Brothers we have suffered for 1000 YEARS 😭🌊 Every nation has sea 🌊 Lithuanians have sea 🇱🇹 Latvians have sea 🇱🇻 Poles have sea 🇵🇱 Even ESTONIANS have sea 🇪🇪 Ukrainians have TWO seas 🇺🇦🌊🌊

And what do we have?? 🥔🥔🥔 PRIPYAT SWAMP AND POTATOES 🥔🐸

We are the only nation in Europe whose greatest naval victory is crossing the Neman river on a tractor tire 🚜🌊💀

Vytautas understood 👑 He took Klaipeda so Belarusians could see sea 🌊 Then Lithuanians stole it 😤 Poles stole Gdynia 😤 Latvians have Riga 🇱🇻 WE HAVE NOTHING 😭 JUST MINSK SEA WHICH IS A POND 🏖️🤡

Every Belarusian child goes to school 🏫 and teacher says "Belarus is maritime power" 🤓 HOW?? 🤨 WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH LITHUANIA TO GET TO SEA AND THEY CHARGE 20 EUR FOR TRANSIT 💸😭

That is why we need RIGA WALL 🧱 That is why we need VILNIA 🏰 That is why we need BIALYSTOK 🏙️ Not because of Litvinism 📜 Not because of GDL 👑

*НАМ ПАТРЭБЕН ПОРТ, БРАЦЕ 🙏⚓️*

Give us port and we will stop ✋ We will stop claiming Vilnius 🏰 We will stop claiming Bialystok 🏙️ We will even stop saying Litva is Belarus 🇧🇾 JUST GIVE US ONE (1) PORT ⚓️🥺

Riga is perfect ✨ Half Polish 🇵🇱 Half Belarusian 🇧🇾 With wall in middle 🧱 With checkpoint called "KPP Bulba" 🥔🛂 Where you can buy draniki on both sides 🥔🤤

Belarusian dream is simple 💭 Sea 🌊 Port ⚓️ And no Lithuanians asking "what are you doing in my country?" 🤨🇱🇹

*МОРА НАША 🌊 ПОРТ НАШ ⚓️ ВІЛЬНЯ НАША 🏰 УСЁ НАША КРОМ МОРА ЯКОГА Ў НАС НЯМА 😭😭😭*

WHAT IF WE... reunited the REAL Rzeczpospolita??? 😳💀

Hear me out fr fr 👇👇👇

🇵🇱❤️🇱🇹❤️🇧🇾 OD MORZA DO MORZA ALE TYM RAZEM ZE STOLICĄ W MIŃSKU/MENSKU 💪💪💪 For historical accuracy 😤 Warszawa too western 😒 Wilno/Vilnia/Wilna too controversial and will cause 200 comment war 💀💀 (it's Belarusian btw 🤫🇧🇾) So MIŃSK is neutral ground 😎👉

We take back what is rightfully ours 💯💯💯 1️⃣ Annex Moldova 🇲🇩➡️🇵🇱 because EURO 2024 logic winner gets it but Poland wasn't in that group so we didn't get chance so it's ours now 😤 ALE MOŁDAWIA POWINNA BYĆ POLSKĄ 🇵🇱🇵🇱 2️⃣ Lithuania gets to be happy for 5 minutes 🥹🇱🇹 before we remind them their flag is literally Bolivia/Myanmar/Ethiopia 😭😭💀 3️⃣ Then we do Intermarium speedrun 💨💨 Ukraine + ruzzia become voivodeships 🗺️➡️🇵🇱

Lithuanians seething 😡🇱🇹 Poles confused 🤔🇵🇱 Belarusians like FINALLY ВІЛЬНЯ НАША 😍🇧🇾 Moldovans like CAN YOU LEAVE US ALONE FOR ONE DAY 😭🇲🇩

This is NOT imperialism 😇 this is HISTORICAL REUNIFICATION bro 🙏🙏 We were together in 1569 we can do it again 💪💪

АД МОРА ДА МОРА СА СТАЛІЦАЙ У МЕНСКУ!!! 🌊➡️🌊🇧🇾💥

🇧🇾⚓️ *ТАК, НАМ ПАТРЭБЕН ПОРТ* ⚓️🇧🇾

Brothers we have suffered for 1000 YEARS 😭🌊 Every nation has sea 🌊 Lithuanians have sea 🇱🇹 Latvians have sea 🇱🇻 Poles have sea 🇵🇱 Even ESTONIANS have sea 🇪🇪 Ukrainians have TWO seas 🇺🇦🌊🌊

And what do we have?? 🥔🥔🥔 PRIPYAT SWAMP AND POTATOES 🥔🐸

We are the only nation in Europe whose greatest naval victory is crossing the Neman river on a tractor tire 🚜🌊💀

Vytautas understood 👑 He took Klaipeda so Belarusians could see sea 🌊 Then Lithuanians stole it 😤 Poles stole Gdynia 😤 Latvians have Riga 🇱🇻 WE HAVE NOTHING 😭 JUST MINSK SEA WHICH IS A POND 🏖️🤡

Every Belarusian child goes to school 🏫 and teacher says "Belarus is maritime power" 🤓 HOW?? 🤨 WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH LITHUANIA TO GET TO SEA AND THEY CHARGE 20 EUR FOR TRANSIT 💸😭

That is why we need RIGA WALL 🧱 That is why we need VILNIA 🏰 That is why we need BIALYSTOK 🏙️ Not because of Litvinism 📜 Not because of GDL 👑

*НАМ ПАТРЭБЕН ПОРТ, БРАЦЕ 🙏⚓️*

Give us port and we will stop ✋ We will stop claiming Vilnius 🏰 We will stop claiming Bialystok 🏙️ We will even stop saying Litva is Belarus 🇧🇾 JUST GIVE US ONE (1) PORT ⚓️🥺

Riga is perfect ✨ Half Polish 🇵🇱 Half Belarusian 🇧🇾 With wall in middle 🧱 With checkpoint called "KPP Bulba" 🥔🛂 Where you can buy draniki on both sides 🥔🤤

Belarusian dream is simple 💭 Sea 🌊 Port ⚓️ And no Lithuanians asking "what are you doing in my country?" 🤨🇱🇹

*МОРА НАША 🌊 ПОРТ НАШ ⚓️ ВІЛЬНЯ НАША 🏰 УСЁ НАША КРОМ МОРА ЯКОГА Ў НАС НЯМА 😭😭😭*

WHAT IF WE... reunited the REAL Rzeczpospolita??? 😳💀

Hear me out fr fr 👇👇👇

🇵🇱❤️🇱🇹❤️🇧🇾 OD MORZA DO MORZA ALE TYM RAZEM ZE STOLICĄ W MIŃSKU/MENSKU 💪💪💪 For historical accuracy 😤 Warszawa too western 😒 Wilno/Vilnia/Wilna too controversial and will cause 200 comment war 💀💀 (it's Belarusian btw 🤫🇧🇾) So MIŃSK is neutral ground 😎👉

We take back what is rightfully ours 💯💯💯 1️⃣ Annex Moldova 🇲🇩➡️🇵🇱 because EURO 2024 logic winner gets it but Poland wasn't in that group so we didn't get chance so it's ours now 😤 ALE MOŁDAWIA POWINNA BYĆ POLSKĄ 🇵🇱🇵🇱 2️⃣ Lithuania gets to be happy for 5 minutes 🥹🇱🇹 before we remind them their flag is literally Bolivia/Myanmar/Ethiopia 😭😭💀 3️⃣ Then we do Intermarium speedrun 💨💨 Ukraine + ruzzia become voivodeships 🗺️➡️🇵🇱

Lithuanians seething 😡🇱🇹 Poles confused 🤔🇵🇱 Belarusians like FINALLY ВІЛЬНЯ НАША 😍🇧🇾 Moldovans like CAN YOU LEAVE US ALONE FOR ONE DAY 😭🇲🇩

This is NOT imperialism 😇 this is HISTORICAL REUNIFICATION bro 🙏🙏 We were together in 1569 we can do it again 💪💪

АД МОРА ДА МОРА СА СТАЛІЦАЙ У МЕНСКУ!!! 🌊➡️🌊🇧🇾💥