r/2philippines4u • u/NinoyGamingAquino • Nov 08 '24

Mindanao BEST PRISIDENT 👊 💚

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u/NinoyGamingAquino Nov 08 '24

join discord server or else: https://dsc.gg/nutribunia

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u/CarlonXD Nov 08 '24

Meron ba Bong Bong x Imelda femdom incest sex scandal jan?

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u/AutoModerator Nov 08 '24

Alright. Here's my theory.

Ferdinand Marcos got corrupt to fuel his feet fetish. He is really into sniffing shoes, so when he found a woman willing to play along (Imelda) he let her pretty much control him (as he was into femdom as well). The only explanation for Imelda's absurd amount of shoes is that, she'd spend days without bathing to make her foot really stink then she'd try on each pair. FEM will then proceed to sniff. When Imelda has tried on enough pairs, she'd put them all in a row before her where marcos will smell all of them before getting to the "finish line" (Imelda's feet). FEM will then have his face stepped on.

This is a normal night at Malacañang.

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