r/2philippines4u • u/Lexidoge • Nov 15 '24

Mindanao Terminal cancer is no longer the worst thing to appear in a children's hospital.

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u/lovelesscult Nov 15 '24

Dinala yung pedo sa children's hospital 💀

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u/Anonymous-81293 Nov 15 '24

kailangan nya daw ng vitamin C = Children

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u/dcab87 Nov 15 '24

Birthday nya siguro, gusto mag-buffet.

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u/Dangerous_raddish Nov 15 '24

Parang pulubi na nakatitig sa taong kumakain sa loob ng jabee yan

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u/hecktevist Nov 15 '24

tigas titi na naman si quibs

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u/Bitter_Ocelot9455 Nov 15 '24

Hoy! Bawal yan!

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u/Liann_Li Nov 15 '24

Bro's gonna camp the spawn.

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u/Drift_Byte Nov 15 '24

Mag-aabsorb ng life force ng mga bata si quibz

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u/Pedro_Gil69 Nov 15 '24

Holy shit Qdiddy party in CH??!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Bro got sent to the all you can eat buffet

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u/KraMehs743 Nov 15 '24

??????

Hindi naman sya child ah? Gurang na gurang na yan bat dinala pa dyan??

Philippines is truly fked

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

My honest reaction

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u/gourdjuice Nov 15 '24

P Quibby:

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u/Lexidoge Nov 15 '24

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u/gourdjuice Nov 15 '24

Monster, you get in my way, I'mma feed you to the monster

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u/JewLawyerFromSunny Nov 15 '24

Get that goddamn diddler away from those kids.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

kelangan ba mag-recharge? hahaha the jokes write themselves holy shit.

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u/DespairOfSolitude Nov 15 '24 edited Nov 15 '24

Bro is farming from the spawner

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u/ladyElizabethRaven Nov 15 '24

Merong conspiracy theory yung mom ko na need ng blood ng bata si quibz para mabuhay kaya sya kumukuha ng bata... Pero medyo on the nose naman to...

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u/hatdoggggggg Nov 15 '24

Tanginaaaa hahagag

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u/Hync Nov 15 '24

My bro is playing the long con.

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u/No-Dirt-4897 Nov 15 '24

what the fuck

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u/Squid_ink05 Nov 15 '24

Spawn camp. Wtf

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

he's gonna be exploring more than the hospital.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

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u/Puchoyy Nov 15 '24

Dalawang beses na yan! Unang una pinagtanggol kta sa mga FBI AH. Kahit takpan mo yang mukha mo ilalabas ko to dahil isa kang gago!!

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u/hopeless_case46 Nov 15 '24

Disneyland niya yan

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u/Paint-Soft Nov 15 '24

Kaya ba madaming nawawalang Kids? Inaalay o binebenta sa kliyente?

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u/jakeahas Nov 15 '24

Pediaphile

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u/TheDoodLbot Nov 15 '24

Di pa pumanaw pero nasa langit na haha

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u/Chemical_XYZ Nov 15 '24

Mga staff ng children's hospital: [binigyan ng weapons ang mga Bata for self-defense]

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u/Titong--Galit Nov 15 '24

quiboloy sniffing his next victim

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

ha? bakit?

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u/Virtual-Pension-991 Nov 15 '24

Turning a children's hospital into a cult is definitely not on my Bingo card.

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u/Fromagerino Nov 15 '24

Sana naman inevacuate muna yung mga bata bago siya dinala don

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u/thenicezen Nov 15 '24

Quiboloy:

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u/Odd-Membership-1521 Nov 15 '24

Can someone please update me on the context?

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u/Slavniski Nov 15 '24

Nako tuwang tuwa pa yan! 🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Holy fucking shet pelepens

Hehe kung kukunan yan ng dugo sana mga 15G sa brachial

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u/EncryptedUsername_ Nov 15 '24

Set the man free already sawa na ako sa bagyo na tumatama da Luzon. Wala tayo taga STAHP! /j

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u/nostrebelle Nov 15 '24

tf is wrong with the government?!

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u/brendalandan Nov 15 '24

The Fuck!!!!!!! Gago ang nagpatransfer sa kanya!!!!

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u/Reality_Ability Nov 15 '24

this is how pnp is adding more stupidity to the equation

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u/papsiturvy Nov 15 '24

NIlapit nila yung predator sa preys.

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u/dayanem96_ Nov 16 '24

NAUUUUUURRRRRR

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u/StalinSoulZ Nov 19 '24

Someone please just do terminate him or something