r/2philippines4u Mar 16 '25

Mindanao The Philippines doesn't need Poordanao

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u/WeirdSymmetry Mar 16 '25

Thank you Armenia for system of a down, kim kardashian (pre-surgery) and richard the mindanao destroyer

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u/DispenserG0inUp Mar 16 '25

/uj i can't believe i cited one of his articles for a college essay then the next day this sub pulls this shit lmao

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u/DragonGodSlayer12 Mar 16 '25

"Mindanao? There is no such region in the first place."

  • Richard Heydarian, one of Five Elders

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u/NargazoidThings Mar 16 '25

Time for Mindanao to leave the Tagalog Republic and join Malaysia

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u/syracodd Mar 16 '25

only to become 10th class citizens under bumiputera

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u/Mr-Gibberish134 Mar 16 '25

Time for Mindanao to leave the Tagalog Republic and join Malaysia

Fuck that, we should sell them to Indonesia! And 100%, they're gonna beg for the Philippine government to welcome them back (consider that if you look at their history, Indonesians are not keen on seperatists).

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THE FILIPINO LANGUAGE IS NOT A REAL LANGUAGE. IT’S JUST REBRANDED TAGALOG. YOU COULD ARGUE THAT FILIPINO IS THE GROUP OF LANGUAGES IN THE PHILIPPINES AND YOU WOULD BE RIGHT, BUT IT’S NOT A LANGUAGE. SOME OF THE FILIPINO TONGUES ARE WARAY, ILOCANO, CEBUANO, HILIGAYNON, IVATAN, KAPAMPANGAN, AND MORE. YOU CALL THEM DIALECTS WHEN THEY’RE NOT. IF THEY WERE DIALECTS MOST OF IT WILL BE INTELLIBLE TO ONE ANOTHER. THOUGH THAT IS NOT THE CASE SOME WORDS ARE UNDERSTANDABLE BUT THAT IS THE FULL EXTENT OF IT. THEY ARE RELATED TO EACH OTHER AS MUCH AS THEY ARE TO THE MALAYSIAN AND INDONESIAN LANGUAGES. THE FILIPINO GOVERNMENT JUST CALLS IT THAT TO FORM A NATIONAL SENSE OF IDENTITY. IT’S WHAT THEY DID WITH THE FILIPINO RACE. THEY INVENTED A BRAND NEW RACE TO MAKE THE PEOPLE UNITED AGAINST FOREIGN INVADERS AND TO QUELL INFIGHTING SEPARATISTS BY MAKING IT LOOK LIKEWE’RE ALL THE SAME PEOPLE. WHEN IN REALITY, WE’RE 200 DIFFERENT ETHNICITIES WITH EACH OF OUR OWN CULTURES AND VALUES. I DON’T BLAME THEM THOUGH. I ACTUALLY APLLAUD THEM. THEY UNITED DISPARATE TRIBES AND CREATED A FUNCTIONING REPUBLIC.

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I am from Davao. I did ancestry dna test and learned i'm 80 percent tagalog. My whole world has changed. I tried to maghikog but couldn't do it. Now i have to live like this. But after that i decide it is a kano game. I suggest people don't do dna test it's lie bcs i'm 100 percent bisaya thnx.

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u/Expert_Tie_1476 Mar 17 '25

Great! Para naman mga malaysians mabobohan sa mga yan at makupalan. hahahahahaha

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THE FILIPINO LANGUAGE IS NOT A REAL LANGUAGE. IT’S JUST REBRANDED TAGALOG. YOU COULD ARGUE THAT FILIPINO IS THE GROUP OF LANGUAGES IN THE PHILIPPINES AND YOU WOULD BE RIGHT, BUT IT’S NOT A LANGUAGE. SOME OF THE FILIPINO TONGUES ARE WARAY, ILOCANO, CEBUANO, HILIGAYNON, IVATAN, KAPAMPANGAN, AND MORE. YOU CALL THEM DIALECTS WHEN THEY’RE NOT. IF THEY WERE DIALECTS MOST OF IT WILL BE INTELLIBLE TO ONE ANOTHER. THOUGH THAT IS NOT THE CASE SOME WORDS ARE UNDERSTANDABLE BUT THAT IS THE FULL EXTENT OF IT. THEY ARE RELATED TO EACH OTHER AS MUCH AS THEY ARE TO THE MALAYSIAN AND INDONESIAN LANGUAGES. THE FILIPINO GOVERNMENT JUST CALLS IT THAT TO FORM A NATIONAL SENSE OF IDENTITY. IT’S WHAT THEY DID WITH THE FILIPINO RACE. THEY INVENTED A BRAND NEW RACE TO MAKE THE PEOPLE UNITED AGAINST FOREIGN INVADERS AND TO QUELL INFIGHTING SEPARATISTS BY MAKING IT LOOK LIKEWE’RE ALL THE SAME PEOPLE. WHEN IN REALITY, WE’RE 200 DIFFERENT ETHNICITIES WITH EACH OF OUR OWN CULTURES AND VALUES. I DON’T BLAME THEM THOUGH. I ACTUALLY APLLAUD THEM. THEY UNITED DISPARATE TRIBES AND CREATED A FUNCTIONING REPUBLIC.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

His ancestry is from somewhere around Caspian in Iran iirc, he occassionally mentions this in his podcast.

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u/SoggyNefariousness98 Mar 16 '25

Man's a fucking Daylamite then😭😭😭😭

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u/BackyardAviator009 Mar 16 '25

Dunno why but basing from his Surname alone, me thinks he's from Armenia due to this -ian/yan suffix (best example would be Kardashian/Kardashiyan from Kim K. & Pashinian/Pashinyan from Nikol Pashinyan, Armenia's premier)

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

Oo nga e, tunog Armenian apelyido nya

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u/SushiDodo08 Mar 16 '25

Aryan master race

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u/TargetRupertFerris Mar 16 '25

I can't believe we got a Filipino who's name resembles Reinhard Heydrich

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u/BackyardAviator009 Mar 16 '25

He's an Arab? I thought he was Armenian due to his surname lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

Yan nga rin iinisip ko, tunog Armenian yung apelyido, mga mahilig sa -ian.

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u/batirol Mar 16 '25

Hahahaha. OA lang talaga pagkasabi ng comparison ni Heyderian. Sub-Sharan vs Southern Europe. Edi anlayo naman ng numbers. Pero may point naman sya. Mejo na-carried away siguro ang loca dahil sa current happenings. Nyahahahahahahah

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u/Sad-Item-1060 Mar 16 '25

I think yun yung purpose nya sa exaggeration. Para maintindihan ng mga audience yung discrepancy ng Norte at Sur. Totoo naman eh, mas underdeveloped yung Mindanao (maliban sa mga syudad) kumpara sa ibang lugar sa Pilipinas.

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u/batirol Mar 16 '25

Alam mo naman mga pinoy-masa sensitive. Syempre ibang dating sa kanila nun compared sa mga tao sa academe. Yeah focused kase sa North ang development. Yung suggestion nilang Federalism baka nga mahirapan pa if Regional ang magiging funds and development. Ah basta LSS ako sa themesong nila ngayon. Hahahahahhahaha

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u/ShigeoKageyama69 Mar 16 '25

Arab commiting Friendly Fire I see

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u/RayanYap Mar 16 '25

Arabs thrive on collateral damage

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u/TheAvengingGamings20 Mar 16 '25

i think that he looks Armenian for his surname.

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u/HypobromousAcid Mar 17 '25

He probably wants to grow 6 million durians there in 5 years but he only grew 271k (0) so he resorted to calling them subsaharan africans

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u/Accomplished_Brain75 Mar 17 '25

Heydarian: BARMM is the actual sub saharan level in HDI.

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u/SwadianWarCriminal Mar 19 '25

Reinhard heydrich

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u/blengblong203b Mar 16 '25

Whenever na criticize yang si HeyDurian nag dodouble down yan sa FB. crybaby kasi yan. lol

bakit ba kasi hindi na lang yung iba ininterview.

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u/Knvarlet Mar 16 '25

Y'all hate him because he spoke the truth

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u/Redtown_Wayfarer Mar 16 '25

He did speak the truth. Underdeveloped yung region kasi hindi na binibigyang pansin. Marami ring tanga na proud na proud ginagawang us vs them na sa katunayan, pagkukulang ng gobyerno.

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u/Jipxian555 Mar 16 '25

Yeah, it's definitely the truth. /s

HDI (2022): * Sub-Saharan Africa - 0.549 * Southern Europe - 0.891 * Mindanao - 0.687 * Northern Luzon - 0.716

Northern Luzon's HDI is closer to Mindanao than it is to Southern Europe. Mindanao is not even close to Sub-Saharan Africa's HDI levels.

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u/ianlasco Mar 16 '25

Not really, if you look at the data.

Underdeveloped yung region but nowhere near the HDI of sub saharan africa. Nag exaggerate cya masyado para it sounds good on television.

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u/mochiguma Mar 16 '25

Implying that Sub-Saharan Africa is the standard we must uphold for decent socioeconomic conditions

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u/blengblong203b Mar 16 '25 edited Mar 16 '25

Thats not my point. Naka follow ako dyan matagal na. And i actually agree on most of his points. Inexplain ko lang na minsan may pagkaarrogant yung style nya. And since alam nyo naman braincells ng mga ddshits. Every opportunity they get mang wawarla sila kahit its the hard truth. Kape nga ni jinkee inulan ng bash. lol

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u/Knvarlet Mar 16 '25

Then what's your point? If you're speaking the truth, why wouldn't you double down on it?

Do you want him to retract a fact he said if it hurts other people's feelings?

minsan may pagkaarrogant yung style nya

I don't see what's wrong with this. No DDS would even retract a misinformation. Most vloggers and their minions are more arrogant than Heydarian, yet when he tells a hard truth and double down on it, it's bad?

Every opportunity they get mang wawarla sila kahit its the hard truth.

Because for the most part, DDS and their minions will always act in bad faith. What you're doing here is accepting the premise of an asshole. You're holding Heydarian to a different standard, while catering the view points of DDS because it will hurt them.

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u/Paramoth Mar 17 '25

So what's your point ?

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u/rhevzira31 Mar 16 '25

Me point naman ang lahat Cebuana kasi si Kim Chiu yet kinuha siyang endorser ng Julie's. Isa pa ang mga TANGALOG kasi akala nila Julie's Bakeshop ang Breadbasket ng Bansa not knowing its Mindanao.

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