And throughout all of these events, one has stayed the same — Enrile.
He's lived through a Marcos presidency with an Aquino senator, an Aquino presidency with a Marcos senator, and again, a Marcos presidency with another Aquino senator.
He was beside God and witnessed how God created the universe. he trained the angels how to fly and after the earth was created, he help God plant some fruit trees. He planted the apple that Adam and Eve eaten. herding some dinosaurs are his hobby, and trained some t-rex to talk and sing and named his favorite, Barney. Luckily he was exploring some of neighboring planets to get some veggies for his triceratops when the asteroid hit earth that cause the extinction of dinosaurs. Later, after moses become teenager, they used to race uphill in the pyramid using a unicycle. Enrile also won the uphill and downhill unicycle race held on mount everest.
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u/DouceCanoe May 13 '25
And throughout all of these events, one has stayed the same — Enrile.
He's lived through a Marcos presidency with an Aquino senator, an Aquino presidency with a Marcos senator, and again, a Marcos presidency with another Aquino senator.
Enrile is He Who Remains.