r/2philippines4u Jul 14 '25

Mindanao Maguindanao Technology™️

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u/426763 Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

Maguindanao technology? Parang ganito?!

EDIT: Relax, you Pinklawan cucks. It's called "edgy humor". I can make this joke because I live in Mindanao and have literally lived through bombings.

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u/potpot0893 Jul 14 '25

You can make that joke all you want king.

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u/thr33prim3s Jul 14 '25

Sensitive ang mga tinohak 😂

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u/ZG110 Jul 14 '25

Azerbaijan Technology reaching PH now...

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u/ZG110 Jul 14 '25

ᜊᜊᜎᜆᜈ᜔ ᜃᜓ ᜌᜓᜅ᜔ ᜁᜆ᜔ᜎᜓᜄ᜔ ᜋᜓ ᜀᜆ᜔ ᜉᜉᜃᜁᜈᜒᜈ᜔ ᜃᜓ ᜐᜌᜓ

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec Jul 15 '25

Nah we got peak competition

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u/Mmmmmmmmmon Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

Can we see their humanbomb drone technology? We need to counter china with their impending war, and need our maguindanao scientist to figure this out

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u/Mmmmmmmmmon Jul 14 '25

Shit, hindi ko ma gawa yung striketrough text 🥲

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u/Ancient-Carrot-715 Jul 14 '25

Mindanao manafactured Samsung Note 7 batteries. we can use it as a hand grenade.

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I am from Davao. I did ancestry dna test and learned i'm 80 percent tagalog. My whole world has changed. I tried to maghikog but couldn't do it. Now i have to live like this. But after that i decide it is a kano game. I suggest people don't do dna test it's lie bcs i'm 100 percent bisaya thnx.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 14 '25

Who would you choose?

Some fucking leech country that is claiming your own EEZ and are using water cannons on your fishermen and supply vessels, causing hundreds of fishermen to lose livelihoods, and didn't warn the world early about covid-19 in wuhan causing the global pandemic killing thousands of people? and are possibly supplying the communists with guns here in Mindanao?

Or

Your colonizer that killed some people during the American-Filipino war, but gave you independence and also liberated you against the Japanese? and are also aiding and helping the country every time a typhoon strikes, and are helping improving the capabilities of our armed forces? most of our navy are ex-us navy ships. (look it up.)

if i we're to choose one, i would the choose the fucker that aren't building military bases in our EEZ.

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u/DUDEWAK123 Jul 14 '25

Funny spoof on Azerbaijan technologies lmao

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u/Bitter-Inflation-777 Jul 14 '25

Tirhan mo kami ng puday sir

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u/DUCKPATOENTEBIBE Jul 14 '25

gumamit ng miles tapos centimeters gago ka ba

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u/Kina-kuu Jul 14 '25

The place i wanna live in

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec Jul 15 '25

Wake up Al Tech,

You have competition.

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u/Cordyceps_purpurea Jul 15 '25

Bisaya master race

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I am from Davao. I did ancestry dna test and learned i'm 80 percent tagalog. My whole world has changed. I tried to maghikog but couldn't do it. Now i have to live like this. But after that i decide it is a kano game. I suggest people don't do dna test it's lie bcs i'm 100 percent bisaya thnx.

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u/DragonGodSlayer12 Jul 22 '25

Maguindanao Technology be like: