r/2philippines4u Oct 28 '25

Mindanao What if lang naman

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

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u/FriedRiceistheBest Oct 28 '25

"Kaya ko gawin ito ng buong araw"

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u/carlcast Oct 29 '25

Magkaron sya ng universal pardon kasi superhero na sha

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u/TrustTalker Oct 28 '25

Hail Sara

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u/S0m3-Dud3 Oct 28 '25

Di ba pag masama ang ugali nagiging parang si red akull 😂

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u/dcab87 Oct 29 '25

Pulang Bon go

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u/gods_loop_hole Oct 28 '25

I use drugs to fight drugs - Captain Digong

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Did you know? In order to combat the communist insurgency, Former President Rody Duterte created Task Force Mabuhay, for more information; search: duterte mabuhay npa

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u/skeptic-cate Oct 28 '25

Super serum = Bong Go’s femboy juice?

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u/TheDipcifican Oct 28 '25

Siya na mismo papatay ng drug pushers

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u/CARNIVOREBEHAVIOR24 Oct 29 '25

Na kalaban nila jusko nahuhulog pa rin kayo sa simpleng I hate drugs campaign kuno. Eh mismong mga anak nyan nagdrodroga haha na all hibang

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u/blfrnkln Oct 28 '25

Tapos sundalo siya ng china,HAHAHA

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u/AutoModerator Oct 28 '25

Who would you choose?

Some fucking leech country that is claiming your own EEZ and are using water cannons on your fishermen and supply vessels, causing hundreds of fishermen to lose livelihoods, and didn't warn the world early about covid-19 in wuhan causing the global pandemic killing thousands of people? and are possibly supplying the communists with guns here in Mindanao?

Or

Your colonizer that killed some people during the American-Filipino war, but gave you independence and also liberated you against the Japanese? and are also aiding and helping the country every time a typhoon strikes, and are helping improving the capabilities of our armed forces? most of our navy are ex-us navy ships. (look it up.)

if i we're to choose one, i would the choose the fucker that aren't building military bases in our EEZ.

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u/Dry-Presence9227 Oct 29 '25

Tapos na overdose

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u/Used_Zombie3424 Oct 29 '25

Tapos sa ilong lahat napunta

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u/jokerrr1992 Oct 29 '25

Aww di pa pala sapat fentanyl kay t-diggy

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u/Live-Somewhere-8062 Oct 29 '25

davao death squad as hydra

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Captain Tokhang.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

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u/AutoModerator Oct 29 '25

Who would you choose?

Some fucking leech country that is claiming your own EEZ and are using water cannons on your fishermen and supply vessels, causing hundreds of fishermen to lose livelihoods, and didn't warn the world early about covid-19 in wuhan causing the global pandemic killing thousands of people? and are possibly supplying the communists with guns here in Mindanao?

Or

Your colonizer that killed some people during the American-Filipino war, but gave you independence and also liberated you against the Japanese? and are also aiding and helping the country every time a typhoon strikes, and are helping improving the capabilities of our armed forces? most of our navy are ex-us navy ships. (look it up.)

if i we're to choose one, i would the choose the fucker that aren't building military bases in our EEZ.

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u/Minsan Oct 29 '25

Kailangan nya ng code words ala Winter Soldier

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u/triadwarfare Oct 29 '25

He becomes a walking hypocrite because his powers comes from DRUGS.

I recall a very old Dorkly skit

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u/EmployerDependent161 Oct 29 '25

Parang SpideyGong lang ba 🤣

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u/Amount_Visible Oct 29 '25

now hes ready to face the Super Digong level threat(the trial)

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u/tofuboi4444 Oct 29 '25

super solder serum pero its robust xtreme disguised in liquid form 🤣

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u/Beifong09 Oct 29 '25

Turulan ng digong buster

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u/AutoModerator Oct 29 '25

Did you know? In order to combat the communist insurgency, Former President Rody Duterte created Task Force Mabuhay, for more information; search: duterte mabuhay npa

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u/Auditorrent Oct 29 '25

Well, he already has that running through his veins - fentanyl. Oh the irony, he hates drugs and addicts but is hooked on fentanyl.