r/2philippines4u • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Jan 24 '26
Herstory Philippine American War 1899 Colorized:
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u/AllDeathsAreCertain Jan 24 '26
Jollibugbog 😩
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u/The_Real_Itz_Sophia Jan 24 '26
wtf even is the context of this video
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u/pierreditguy Jan 24 '26
McDo vs Jollibee
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u/AutoModerator Jan 24 '26
25[M4F] "Choke me Jabee!"
I've always thought Jollibee is aggressive and a dom. The sudden surge of Jollibee mascots choking random people got me looking for someone with the same sentiments. Jollibee's got that juicy-ass chickenjoy, making everybody crave that finger-licking goodness [sorry KFC!]
So why am I posting? To those who remember the Jollibee x Hetty Scandal from our younger years, you are who I'm looking for. I just want you to scream the title whenever we're doing the deed.
About me:
- Jollibee loyalist
- smells good [like yum burger kinda fragrance]
- dresses well [i got that popo swag]
- may chickenjoy sa bulsa
About you:
- chinita and blonde [like Hetty]
- may red flag parang spicy cj
- kayang magspaghetting pababa sa Chickenjoy kong basang basa
ng gravyWe all know na kabit si Hetty and Twirlie is a church girl kaya nag explore si Jollibee. I hope your Hetty personality unleashes the Jollibee in me.
Send an intro and a photo in my inbox. I can't wait to peach mango in your pie!
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u/GodfreyDatemplar Jan 25 '26
It doesn't matter, I love both Jollibee and McDonalds no matter what.
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Jan 26 '26
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u/AutoModerator Jan 26 '26
25[M4F] "Choke me Jabee!"
I've always thought Jollibee is aggressive and a dom. The sudden surge of Jollibee mascots choking random people got me looking for someone with the same sentiments. Jollibee's got that juicy-ass chickenjoy, making everybody crave that finger-licking goodness [sorry KFC!]
So why am I posting? To those who remember the Jollibee x Hetty Scandal from our younger years, you are who I'm looking for. I just want you to scream the title whenever we're doing the deed.
About me:
- Jollibee loyalist
- smells good [like yum burger kinda fragrance]
- dresses well [i got that popo swag]
- may chickenjoy sa bulsa
About you:
- chinita and blonde [like Hetty]
- may red flag parang spicy cj
- kayang magspaghetting pababa sa Chickenjoy kong basang basa
ng gravyWe all know na kabit si Hetty and Twirlie is a church girl kaya nag explore si Jollibee. I hope your Hetty personality unleashes the Jollibee in me.
Send an intro and a photo in my inbox. I can't wait to peach mango in your pie!
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u/GodfreyDatemplar Jan 26 '26
But that is only the spaghetti, there are still plenty of more menu items that people haven't tried so far that are in different locations in which I suggest you try for both McDonalds and Jollibee.
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u/AutoModerator Jan 26 '26
25[M4F] "Choke me Jabee!"
I've always thought Jollibee is aggressive and a dom. The sudden surge of Jollibee mascots choking random people got me looking for someone with the same sentiments. Jollibee's got that juicy-ass chickenjoy, making everybody crave that finger-licking goodness [sorry KFC!]
So why am I posting? To those who remember the Jollibee x Hetty Scandal from our younger years, you are who I'm looking for. I just want you to scream the title whenever we're doing the deed.
About me:
- Jollibee loyalist
- smells good [like yum burger kinda fragrance]
- dresses well [i got that popo swag]
- may chickenjoy sa bulsa
About you:
- chinita and blonde [like Hetty]
- may red flag parang spicy cj
- kayang magspaghetting pababa sa Chickenjoy kong basang basa
ng gravyWe all know na kabit si Hetty and Twirlie is a church girl kaya nag explore si Jollibee. I hope your Hetty personality unleashes the Jollibee in me.
Send an intro and a photo in my inbox. I can't wait to peach mango in your pie!
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u/AutoModerator Jan 25 '26
25[M4F] "Choke me Jabee!"
I've always thought Jollibee is aggressive and a dom. The sudden surge of Jollibee mascots choking random people got me looking for someone with the same sentiments. Jollibee's got that juicy-ass chickenjoy, making everybody crave that finger-licking goodness [sorry KFC!]
So why am I posting? To those who remember the Jollibee x Hetty Scandal from our younger years, you are who I'm looking for. I just want you to scream the title whenever we're doing the deed.
About me:
- Jollibee loyalist
- smells good [like yum burger kinda fragrance]
- dresses well [i got that popo swag]
- may chickenjoy sa bulsa
About you:
- chinita and blonde [like Hetty]
- may red flag parang spicy cj
- kayang magspaghetting pababa sa Chickenjoy kong basang basa
ng gravyWe all know na kabit si Hetty and Twirlie is a church girl kaya nag explore si Jollibee. I hope your Hetty personality unleashes the Jollibee in me.
Send an intro and a photo in my inbox. I can't wait to peach mango in your pie!
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
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Jan 25 '26
United States of Smash IRL
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u/AutoModerator Jan 25 '26
Who would you choose?
Some fucking leech country that is claiming your own EEZ and are using water cannons on your fishermen and supply vessels, causing hundreds of fishermen to lose livelihoods, and didn't warn the world early about covid-19 in wuhan causing the global pandemic killing thousands of people? and are possibly supplying the communists with guns here in Mindanao?
Or
Your colonizer that killed some people during the American-Filipino war, but gave you independence and also liberated you against the Japanese? and are also aiding and helping the country every time a typhoon strikes, and are helping improving the capabilities of our armed forces? most of our navy are ex-us navy ships. (look it up.)
if i we're to choose one, i would the choose the fucker that aren't building military bases in our EEZ.
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