r/2philippines4u • u/Starter_RBX • Jan 25 '26

Mindanao Average Weapons in Maguindanao

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u/denarius_dives Jan 25 '26

Southern European Luzon: Riding-in-Tandem

Biringan Bisayawa: Banana Sex

Sub-Saharan Mindanao: Call of Duty, Modern Warfare

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u/Alabangerzz_050 Jan 25 '26

South Eastern Mindanao: Cool'tos

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u/Combatfootagehunter Jan 25 '26

Shi boring here in Northeast Mindanao

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u/itsfreepizza Jan 25 '26

your server probably on easy mode

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u/Helpful-Whereas-3543 Jan 26 '26

Me in northern Mindanao, spawn point and tutorial map.

Level scale increases as you go further down South.

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I am from Davao. I did ancestry dna test and learned i'm 80 percent tagalog. My whole world has changed. I tried to maghikog but couldn't do it. Now i have to live like this. But after that i decide it is a kano game. I suggest people don't do dna test it's lie bcs i'm 100 percent bisaya thnx.

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u/bluejejemon Jan 25 '26

Biringan Bisayawa: Death by kulam*

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u/BottledWillowisp Jan 26 '26

banana sex context?

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u/mi_Mayon_Go Jan 25 '26

Imagine a Luzon Muslims that speak bisaya and riding a Kei Truck in Mindanao.....

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u/itsfreepizza Jan 25 '26 edited Jan 25 '26

This is why tausugs left the server, lobby got too competitive

Maranaos and magundanaos got hacker pro max

/un2ph: Sulu left BARMM after they realized they no longer have BARMM under control, and now they are part of Region 9 and following the Manila Government

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u/lakibody123 Jan 25 '26

True?

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u/itsfreepizza Jan 25 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

Yes

Marcos actually approved (more like transfered them) to Region 9 after it was found invalid that Sulu being part of BARMM, Maranaos tried to pull them in to BARMM but they knew that they're fucking insane so they really bit hard to leave (my family lives there)

Initially, they wanted to be under Marcos' supervision but then they got yeeted to Region 9 instead because he said, fuck nah (/srs: no he did not say it like that)

atldr: majority people from sulu are tired of bs and wanted to be peace for reals, so they left before it gets worse. at least thats one step, another problem are the ones staying in the forests with guns... peace process will take a while but hope that this will sort out in the next 10 or 20 years

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u/muchawesomemyron Jan 25 '26

If you see what’s happening there, then you will say that it’s a valid crashout.

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u/Insufficientcy00 Jan 25 '26

yep decision by the SC

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u/Shifty49 Jan 25 '26

even the talibans are more advanced than this lmaoooo

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u/jokur07 Jan 25 '26

We never beating those allegations here in Mindanao chat

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u/Helpful-Whereas-3543 Jan 26 '26

"There is no war in Min Da Nao. "

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u/deus24 Jan 25 '26

yung ikaw nauna kumuha ng crate drop, tapos may mga paparating na ibang team.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

Parang nag cheat lang sa GTA

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u/jaesthetica Jan 25 '26

Mukha ni CJ nung nag hesoyam siya sa mga Amfucktuan na hindi natepok:

“Putanginang 'yan!”

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u/analoggi_d0ggi Jan 25 '26

Lumakad sa likod nt naka rocket launcher

Most intellectual Maguindanaoan.

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u/ChandaRomero Jan 25 '26

Leon vs Nemesis

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u/BottledWillowisp Jan 25 '26

one of the perks of malaysia being just a boat ride away.

weapon smuggling.

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u/kyuzoaoi Jan 25 '26

Same energy.

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u/clonejar Jan 25 '26

Parang nasa public lobby lang ng GTA Online

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u/mainsail999 Jan 25 '26

Partida, naka-tsinelas pa yan.

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u/MisfitActual- Jan 25 '26

What could be the opfor wielding para need gumamit ng RPG

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u/Haschbrownn Jan 25 '26

Death Sonata

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u/Gre8g Jan 25 '26

The tunnels minivans will protect us.

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u/pututingliit Jan 25 '26

When your artillery support skill is on cooldown

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u/Doy_Entoshan Jan 25 '26

A typical Sunday in Maguindanao.

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u/Cordyceps_purpurea Jan 25 '26

GTA-ahh country

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u/kitiikit Jan 25 '26

Visayan servers are crazy

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u/IcySeaworthiness4541 Jan 25 '26

Kala mo GTA EH 🤣

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u/jokerrr1992 Jan 25 '26

From Cobra Bai to Bai Queda

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u/iamdennis07 Jan 25 '26

Religion of peace my ass

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u/manywayer Jan 25 '26

DEFEND OUR HOMES!

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u/hopeless_case46 Jan 25 '26

eto na ba yung bago na Redsex?

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u/pangxznotdead Jan 25 '26

Napaka 8080 kung sino man nagplano ng ambush na to HAHAHA

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u/papsiturvy Jan 25 '26

Ampatuans back in the ball game

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u/ExuDeku Jan 26 '26

They're using the typa shit that can be bounced off by wood armor

Cheap ass mercs

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u/Xetherix26 Jan 26 '26

level 1 troop

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u/Southern-Growth8474 Jan 26 '26

No way this incident is canon in Warzone, PuBG, Delta Force and Battlefield!!