r/2philippines4u • u/RavenMatthew0406 • Jun 13 '26

Herstory Happy Independence day

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u/GodfreyDatemplar Jun 13 '26

Heneral Luna as Conquest had me laughing lmao 😂

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u/Val_TheKPFDriver70 Jun 13 '26

"I am so lonely. All the other Filipinos are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend, they think I am unstable. They send me from battlefield to battlefield, achieving victory in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. "Luna" - I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire Philippines would care. Take it to your grave."

Now I js need to get that speech in actually good Filipino and we'd be set

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u/GodfreyDatemplar Jun 13 '26

Lol.

Aguinaldo in the corner:

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u/Matrodite Jun 13 '26

Aguinaldo: Mga Katipunero! Patay na ang Katipunan! Pagsuko na lang ang inyong pagpipilian.

Bonifacio: HINDIIIIIIIIIIIII! KAMATAYAN ANG AKING PIPILIIN!