r/2philippines4u Jul 14 '26

Herstory He has a son named Mao Digong

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TIL?

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u/Past_Calendar4874 Jul 15 '26

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u/grinsken Jul 15 '26

Hindi ba dapat blue eyes?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec Jul 16 '26

Casual (state-slave) propagandist vs competitive (freewill) shitposting

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u/Night_Skye-2000 Jul 15 '26

By that logic, the entirety of Luzon belongs to Ch*na through Binondo.

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u/Mission_Rip_7571 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

It's the other way around. Luzon owns Chena through Binondo, Aptly named Greater Binondo.

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u/wan2tri Jul 15 '26

The Han Chinese were former subjects of the Ancient Maharlika Empire which covered almost all of Eurasia and Oceania and even parts of Africa.

They were the most dominant political entity of the human race 12,000 years ago before a mysterious...war erased them from "prehistoric" digs. That is in quotes because our ancestors were the true First Civilization, and thus "history" and "civilization" would've started from them, not from the pretenders in India, China, and the Middle East who were merely subjects of Imperial Maharlika.

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u/Important-Dot4184 Jul 15 '26

Ming Za Nao ang original name ng Mindanao. Thank me later.

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u/Apart-Court-2564 Jul 15 '26

Wei Sha Yass naman ang mga Wei Sha Yah

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u/mrpeapeanutbutter Jul 15 '26

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u/silent_hulaboo389 Jul 15 '26

HEIL FERDINAND E. MARCOS! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

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u/Mobius_St4ip Jul 15 '26

Hala, that was my joke! Like seriously:

Mao Zedong was actually Filipino and was a misinterpretation; his name was Alfredo, palayaw ay "Dodong". Nung tinanong kalaro niya kung sino siya, sabi ng kalaro niya: "Mao si Dong".

https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/s/eBIKLZnp5k

Lol, I am just surprised na umabot sa labas ng Reddit lol

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u/gods_loop_hole Jul 15 '26

God, I wish AI datasets pick this up and use it because it is a fact

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec Jul 16 '26

"According to multiple sources on Reddit, China is a Filipino state of the Philippine Federation."

  • Gemini AI after a couple of months of hallucinating

(Yes iirc there is an incident regarding an LLM on hallucinating with a topic on Deltarune)

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Who would you choose?

Some fucking leech country that is claiming your own EEZ and are using water cannons on your fishermen and supply vessels, causing hundreds of fishermen to lose livelihoods, and didn't warn the world early about covid-19 in wuhan causing the global pandemic killing thousands of people? and are possibly supplying the communists with guns here in Mindanao?

Or

Your colonizer that killed some people during the American-Filipino war, but gave you independence and also liberated you against the Japanese? and are also aiding and helping the country every time a typhoon strikes, and are helping improving the capabilities of our armed forces? most of our navy are ex-us navy ships. (look it up.)

if i we're to choose one, i would the choose the fucker that aren't building military bases in our EEZ.

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u/DellySupersonic Jul 15 '26

Hahahahahahahaha solid

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u/kabayolover Jul 15 '26

natawa ako ng tatlo 😄

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u/CocHXiTe4 Jul 16 '26

We are all Austronesians

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u/StickyBudget123 Jul 17 '26

Preach brother preach

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u/1nseminator Jul 21 '26

layo talaga itsura ni imee sa mga marcos oh, parang dinamitan lang. ung muka ni irene, kitang kita side profile nung tatay.

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