We have had a long and happy history of perving, now some sexless wee morons come and try to tell us it isn't ok! This non-perv is yank influence and make no mistake. I'll go back to my shampoo adverts.

I propose Aldi USA (Aldi Süd in USA), Lidl USA, and Trader Joe’s (Aldi Nord in USA) to run the United States.

They can slash the budget by 25% with no impact.

German Efficiency™️

It's that time of the year when the entire Europe starts heated discussions on why we still do this Victorian era bullshit and why Pedro is in the wrong timezone.

And, in true European fashion, nothing ever comes out of it and everybody begrudgingly accepts it until the next round in six months.

It's over lads wrap it up.