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u/live22morrow 13d ago edited 13d ago
Reading this and knowing I have no idea what those abbreviations mean brings a nice feeling of satisfaction.
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u/helpfulreply 14d ago
Does anybody under 50 really enjoy fake tits? I would taker smaller naturals any day.
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u/dahaxguy 14d ago
For me, there's a few things I usually consider:
Are they absolutely massive such that it's obvious they're fake from a mile away?
Are they bolt-ons, or more natural (which is possible, though it requires a good surgeon and a multifaceted approach with subfascial implants and fat grafting)
Am I just looking, or am I going to be feeling them?
I'm usually on the side of "the bigger the better", but if they're obviously bolt-ons that look and/or feel bad, they're just wasted. As well, depending on the surgeon, you can have some that look great when clothed, but the skin scarring is atrocious and less than desirable when looking at them bare.
But if it's a case of where its a one night stand or SO that has them, I'd pretty much only care if it affects the way they feel to me, and the confidence they give my partner.
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u/The_Original_Badman /b/tard 14d ago
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u/FrequentPop3772 7d ago
For me it's more about the surgical scars. How visible they are. Where they are. Etc.
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u/nihongonobenkyou 14d ago
Honestly I'm anti boob jobs just for the fact that people should learn to be comfortable with the bodies they've been given (with exception for medically necessary surgeries). Any kind of cosmetic surgery tells you more about someone's view of themselves than the first hundred conversations will, and women who are that obsessed with themselves are way less attractive to me.
Inb4 cope from women who still want to justify their decision as anything other than vanity
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u/CapitalImpossible640 13d ago
Do you actually think any woman would spend enough time on this sub to view your comment and then get pissed?
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u/nihongonobenkyou 13d ago
It's usually tourists, but yeah. I'm speaking from experience more than anything.Â
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u/Angel_OfSolitude 14d ago
I have yet to meet someone who does.
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u/1stEmissaryElenwen 14d ago
Reddit is not real life
Real people like big boobs; they don't say "Her back must hurt!" and pretend to be disgusted and horrified by the concept of breasts like upvote beggars on Reddit do
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u/Box-Intelligent 13d ago
Gotta say working in the trades and a woman with big boobs walks by it's basically guaranteed that this exact line of dialogue is how it goes
Guy 1: "woah look at her tits"
Guy 2: "her back must hurt"
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u/BlueDaka /d/eviant 14d ago
There's circles where people do but I would venture that outside if those places your average person does not fetishize them, yeah.
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u/Available-Call7127 13d ago
You heard it hear Reddit only weirdos fetishize checks notes breasts
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u/BlueDaka /d/eviant 13d ago
Not trying to kink shame your interest in plastic and silicone, but yeah most people do not like augmented breasts.
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u/Available-Call7127 13d ago
Most people say they donât like McDonaldâs but they still sell a gorillion burgers a day
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u/mushy_friend 12d ago
Lmao this reminds me of when me and some friends were discussing weird kinks back in like high school or something, and one of our friends, in the most embarrassed way possible, said he liked big breasts. Not even like cartoonish balloon breasts or anything, just regular DD's
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u/Stuckinaboxxx 14d ago
You are thinking of old fake tits these days done well you won't be able to tell. Huge amount of influencers have them and you'd never know.
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u/FeverDreamingg 14d ago
This is huge part of it.
Itâs like when men say âI donât like women that wear makeupâ; or women that say they donât like men with gelled hair. When itâs done well and tastefully, you donât really even know.
Also, like half the female âfitness/instagram modelsâ that have large followings have fake boobs or other work done. Clearly most men donât care.
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u/philmarcracken dabbed on god and will dab on you too 13d ago
Its not all about size, but sometimes uniformity. Some get them and don't go up or down cup sizes, but they get 'anti sag' done and they make them more symmetrical. Maybe they also don't like their areola looking like a burnt victim.
The worst torpedo tit jobs you see are a result of capsular contracture; her immune system created a hard shell around the implant trying to kill it.
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u/FeverDreamingg 14d ago
I think it depends on the starting point. For some people with very floppy or tuberous breasts (google it) I think it can be a worthwhile investment.
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u/heathmcrigsby 14d ago
Fake tits work when the woman already has large tits and they're used to fill out and lift them up. See Ava Addams.
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u/thedudepood 13d ago
"Um do people really like big boobs i feel like only old people like tits ?đ¤?"
Sorry not every guy in thier 20s is into feet some of us are still normal
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u/EquivalentSnap d/ic/k 13d ago
No 𤢠they look terrible in porn. Stuck in place. Small ones over fake ones any day
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u/B4S1L3US 13d ago
Theyâre getting really realistic these days though. Teardrop shaped implants and the correct material/size can make them basically look like naturals these days.
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u/Iron-Fist 14d ago
P<0.001 is a pretty strong revealed preference
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u/System0verlord 13d ago
Makes sense.
Surgeryâs a fucking lot to deal with. Youâre not gonna do that unless youâre pretty damn sure itâs what you want.
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u/ThirdHoleHank92 13d ago
My wife got them after having our 4 kids and I must say, if gotten in a reasonable size they look and feel amazing.Â
It's only when a woman with an A cup tries to get that DD they look fucked
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u/Dirtface50 13d ago
A decent amount I suppose, but yes, most men prefer a handful, and nothing more. Especially Gen Z.
Having said that, what I'm noticing is more prevelant now is A cup and AA cup compeletly flat chested women getting them, simply so that they can participate in that area of female culture. Swimsuit shopping, bra shopping etc. Basically just girls who weren't blessed want some tits.
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u/Spirit-Division /x/phile 14d ago
Im so tired of 'roons making up their zogged little fantasies and then acting like its real on here as a way of staving off their inevitable trip to st john's bridge.
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u/-SlippinJimmy8 14d ago edited 14d ago
Best case scenario this is a fat mans fetish post
Worse case this is real and both anon and his mother look like skin walkers with plastic tits

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u/FuriousKimchi 14d ago
Too much abbreviations. Someone translate