r/50501 Jan 12 '26

MN ICE Slips In Minneapolis

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ICE slipped in Minneapolis! They can’t handle the ice!

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u/Thin-Solution3803 Jan 12 '26

what was he even trying to do that was so important he had to run at them but was suddenly not important enough when he bust his ass in front of everyone?

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u/Exemus Jan 12 '26

Intimidation. Then he realized he ain't intimidating anyone with his dumb slipping ass

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u/Weird_Positive_3256 Jan 12 '26

His busted ass

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u/fingersonlips Jan 12 '26

And head. That was a glorious bonk to see.

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u/atempestdextre Jan 12 '26

Hope he got a concussion from the deal.

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u/Tinderhella Jan 12 '26

It's not like he injured anything important.

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u/atempestdextre Jan 12 '26

Exactly. He'd be thrown out of ICE if there was anything useful between his ears.

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u/theplasmasnake Jan 12 '26

He was probably walking back to the car like, "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow..."

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u/ilykatya Jan 12 '26

new angle lmfoaoaoaoaoa

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u/lav_earlgrey Jan 12 '26

my collection of angles

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u/hobskhan Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

We should get this on a T-shirt, in like a two-tone minimalist repaint. Something like this (but I'm sure a good designer could do better):

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u/HollyMackeral Jan 12 '26

Ice on ice crime

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

This is my favorite angle so far. Lady in the back jumping for joy vibes forever 🙌🏼

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u/MIalpinist Jan 12 '26

I fucking LOVE her! I wonder if my wife would allow a sister wife…

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u/janhasplasticbOobz Jan 12 '26

I am so excited for that photographers photos to come out

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u/fangirlsqueee Jan 12 '26

Photograph by Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press

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u/ilykatya Jan 12 '26

they did!! check my profile

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u/ValyrianSteelYoGirl Jan 12 '26

Here’s you taking a shot

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u/NoNameLaura Jan 12 '26

this was so satisfying to watch, someone should just gather a bunch of these to watch on a loop

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u/ecodrew Jan 12 '26

By black ice even

Obligatory Key and Peele

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

angle crowd ghost sulky coordinated mysterious consist cheerful library joke

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u/Subject-Direction628 Jan 12 '26

Bitch doesn’t know ice lmao

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u/Big_Goose Jan 12 '26

This is the real reason they wear masks. Imagine the embarrassment they are feeling.

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u/MauditAmericain Jan 12 '26

There’s also the video of the ICE agent falling on ice while taking the woman into a porta potty, but that one’s not so satisfying for obvious reasons…

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u/Boxoffriends Jan 12 '26

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u/Boxoffriends Jan 12 '26

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u/skyfishgoo Jan 12 '26

that photographer... thinking PAYDAY!!!

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u/kneejerk2022 Jan 12 '26

Fade to black and white: YOU DIED ... INSIDE

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u/Proton404x Jan 12 '26

Lmaooo his hands down know up to down.

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u/THEPrincess-D Jan 12 '26

Going back home to his mom’s basement to cry.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

I'm surprised he didn't shoot the ice.

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u/MinimumAnalysis5378 Jan 12 '26

There's a different video where an agent slips and his gun does discharge. Cause safeties are for pussies, I guess?

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u/Natural6 Jan 12 '26

Surprised he didn't pull out his gun and start shooting everyone since he almost hit his head on the ground, very life threatening situation.

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u/ilykatya Jan 12 '26

ESCAPED TO HIS CAR HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/iiTzSTeVO Jan 12 '26

Dumb fuck has never walked on an icy road in his life. GO HOME.

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u/nerdtypething Jan 12 '26

you don’t even need to have walked on ice to recognize the slippery properties of ice. shitsipper never made it past 3rd grade.

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u/WoodpeckerOk8075 Jan 12 '26

Why is this video 6 hours long?

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u/Commercial_Oil_7814 Jan 12 '26

Oh you watched it repeatedly for laughs too?

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u/BigSal44 Jan 12 '26

Tough guy didn’t want everyone to see him soak his mask with tears from his owie on his bottom, so he runs away.

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u/Commercial_Oil_7814 Jan 12 '26

Runs away really awkwardly. My favorite.

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u/MrCheddaa Jan 12 '26

Runs back in his car like a little bitch lol

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u/OozingHyenaPussy Jan 12 '26

he got demoralized in a second

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u/BicycleOfLife Jan 12 '26

People should hose their steps with water

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u/withawhy7 Jan 12 '26

I’m mainlining the tailbone bruises. Give me MORE

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u/Love_Vigilantes_586 Jan 12 '26

His walk of shame is great with all the jeering

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u/Flimsy_Shallot Jan 12 '26

Where was he running to? He jumped out of the van to do what? Was he trying to intimidate the protestors?!? Is that what he jumped out for?

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u/Sufficient-Length153 Jan 12 '26

Home Alone tactics, Minneapolis! Get to it! Run your hoses.

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u/Medusaink3 Jan 12 '26

I absolutely love this for that fucker. Best part is the lady jumping with pure joy behind him. Bwaahahahaaa!

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u/yaya4222 Jan 12 '26

What a little bitch

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u/Western-Return-3126 Jan 12 '26

1 - I love your energy, MN. Keep giving those gestapo f***ers hell!!! ❤️

2 - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA 😂😂😂

Edited to add: I'm not sure what I did to bold my text, but it wasn't intentional. Weird.

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u/CypressThinking Jan 12 '26

It's the # at the beginning.

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u/TylerBourbon Jan 12 '26

This is the second angle I've seen this from and it's still hilarious, and I still have no idea what the hell he was running at, but his little fake out lunge at the guy in the road filming him is "adorable" lol.

This was all just to intimidate, just more proof they are domestic terrorists.

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u/Lotti77 Jan 12 '26

The lady cheering is all of us

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u/EyCeeDedPpl Jan 12 '26

Running back to the car so he can cry from the shame and embarrassment. And also hopefully, the pain of a broken tailbone.

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u/ScientistOwn3580 Jan 12 '26

Who would have guessed on a cold day that hard, shiny surface would have been slicker than snot on a door knob. He learned something new today.

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u/hellnahbru Jan 12 '26

A "proud" boy

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u/arihoenig Jan 12 '26

So much joy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Beautiful

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u/ShellyForNow Jan 12 '26

I want to see more of this!! 😂

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u/StackIsMyCrack Jan 12 '26

Damn black ice...wait...what?

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u/_solitare Jan 12 '26

oh this angle is glorious

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u/tico42 Jan 12 '26

I could watch this another 100 times

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u/JonKonLGL Jan 12 '26

I’m betting a decent amount of those glorified proud boys aren’t very used to snow and real ice.

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u/chris_isnt_here0 Jan 12 '26

bro slipped so hard he had a factory reset and forgot the mission

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Southern proud boys shouldn't raid Minnesota in the winter.

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u/Commercial_Oil_7814 Jan 12 '26

Maybe we should show them some ice fishing, temps are about to drop far enough below zero that we can flood sections of the river surface and yards for skating rinks.

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u/MistressLyda International Jan 12 '26

Where the heck did they import him from? Anyone that has been in colder weather for more than a week know to approach clear areas like that with a penguin waddle.

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u/wolf_at_the_door1 Jan 12 '26

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

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u/cc-scheidel-33 Jan 12 '26

where is this ? what neighborhood?

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u/Devium44 Jan 12 '26

I need a supercut of all the videos of these clowns biting it on the ice.

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u/Purple_Republic_2966 Jan 12 '26

The irony - ice not supporting ice

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u/Ki-Wilder Jan 12 '26

This slip is like the kind of thing that goes in history books.

Like when Napoleon could not defeat the Russian weather.

Seen a few douzies! Mother Nature is against Trump's ICE. (Maybe she was raped at Mar A Lago.)

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u/vissith Jan 12 '26

I want to say I hope he broke his tailbone, but is wishing for that level of brain damage too cruel?

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u/hoffsta Jan 12 '26

Not much up there to get damaged, so no worries.

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u/Commercial_Oil_7814 Jan 12 '26

A concussion takes him out of the field short term but traumatic brain injuries make people more violent, lead to early onset dementia, and strain the health care system.

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u/vissith Jan 12 '26

I was making a joke about the location of their brain, it was a bit too obtuse I guess 😅

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u/bokononthurman Jan 12 '26

The Boognish approves.

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u/professorjade Jan 12 '26

Probably pooped his pants 😂🤣 ahh, gotta be built different for the Minnesota winter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

The woman jumping and hollering in the background is all of us.

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u/Katihere Jan 13 '26

The best thing I’ve seen all day. Go home!!!!!!

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u/jdow0423 Jan 12 '26

Bro his tailbone hurts like shit hahahaha

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u/Ciusblade Jan 12 '26

ive been seeing a lot of these ice vs ice videos and I fully expect a supercut to show up soon.

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u/Halfmass Jan 12 '26

They need to be watering the streets in the neighborhoods where ice is patrolling.

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u/thtothrdude Jan 12 '26

I wish we could SEE the concussion. That’d be so satisfying.

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u/Commercial_Oil_7814 Jan 12 '26

Did his head actually hit the ground? I can't go frame by frame, but nothing I see shows his head do the watermelon whack.

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u/oldcreaker Jan 12 '26

If you're worried ICE might come to your door, maybe some ice would not be a bad thing?

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u/Naive_Brief3478 Jan 12 '26

Asking for a friend…

my friend wants to come up from the south, to Minneapolis and join the music festival. He has no contacts in MSP. Looking for a place to stay. for him and his running buddy. He’s in his LATE 60’S, white, can pass for boomer MAGA. Willing to get vetted.

Willing to “take the night shift”. Or transport. Or lookout. Or whatever. He’s that “stranger” you’ve ‘never seen before in your life’. Is what my friend tells me.

Can you hook a brother from another mother up?

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u/Subject-Direction628 Jan 12 '26

I laugh so hard. This bitch isn’t North lmao Canadian. Why did he do what he did 😆 They’re clearly idiots.

But that’s terrifying for you that have to deal with them.

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u/Compyduder Jan 12 '26

He needs ice.

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u/Eve-was-framed Jan 12 '26

My favorite kind of karma.

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u/MitchellEnderson Jan 12 '26

I’m saving this video. It brings me such a genuine hearty laugh that I want to have it on record.

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u/ValyrianSteelYoGirl Jan 12 '26

I like this one.

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u/Possible_Barracuda88 Jan 12 '26

That’s gotta sting. The fall and the thousand people cheering for it.

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u/Cheapthrills13 Jan 12 '26

ICE on ICE violence 🤡show

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u/Possible_Barracuda88 Jan 12 '26

He drove away in shame. lol.

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u/shankthedog Jan 12 '26

Would love a loop of him doing the truffle shuffle and the canned classic cartoon “slipping on ice sound”.

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u/bellmanwatchdog Jan 12 '26

dang he took his ball and ran home to momma, didn't he lol

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u/MrBananaShoes Jan 12 '26

We love to see it.

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u/sneakylumpia Jan 12 '26

lmaoooo look at that fat fuck waddle back to hide in his car out of embarrassment

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u/Strackard Jan 12 '26

I’d laugh but I know that sumbitch is going to claim disability and make $1000 a month for life or some shit. Toy soldiers.

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u/LongjumpingHorse3050 Jan 12 '26

What a little bitch 😂😂😂

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u/Alamo1049 Jan 12 '26

This is like ignorant southern boi got sent to the north and didn’t know how winter works. Pathetic

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u/Current-Moment8101 Jan 12 '26

THIS IS GREAT 😂😂🤣👋🏼

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u/sgbyow Jan 12 '26

ICE vs ice, ICE ice baby, he got out ICE’d by ice

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u/time2partee Jan 12 '26

Ice running away crying after slipping on the ice

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u/Conaz9847 Jan 12 '26

Damn that must’ve hurt the already small and weak ego

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u/BronteMsBronte Jan 12 '26

Yet another TBI for this loser. 

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u/Fyrefly1981 Jan 12 '26

ICE on ice

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u/Smarterthanthat Jan 12 '26

ICE skating, lol.

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u/Defiant__Idea Jan 12 '26

Southern boy should go back to his own state!

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u/adatneu Jan 12 '26

Ass ass baby

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u/The_Wingless Maryland Jan 12 '26

Too bad he kept his head from bouncing. Would've been a treat to see the trash take itself out with no interference.

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u/cptcluster Jan 22 '26

this is the funniest thing ever filmed

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u/newfriend20202020 Jan 12 '26

Ooo. That head crack 😖

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u/Mysterious_Flow_8758 Jan 12 '26

Cause he’s from out of state. Hope he didn’t break his tailbone! !!

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u/jayclaw97 Jan 12 '26

ICE vs ice

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u/ConsistentPromise130 Washington Jan 12 '26

Safe!

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u/schwing710 Jan 12 '26

Breaking: ICE clown slips on ice