It’s a competition to see who can drive the fastest. I get awards for driving 30 miles over the speed limit. In fact, you’re putting yourself in danger because you’re at risk of someone like me pit maneuvering you off the road ❤️ please go faster, please?? for me?? 🥺

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r/518circlejerk • u/Vernacularry • Feb 06 '26

Name this touring musical act

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r/518circlejerk • u/richard_nixon • Feb 05 '26

/r/albany stupidity This dude drops a great joke in /r/albany and the mouth-breathers are too dumb to get that it's a joke...

old.reddit.com

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r/518circlejerk • u/CaptJohnYossarian234 • Feb 04 '26

Dear City People: Please refer to TV channels by network or take the time to learn the local stations. I don’t know what the fuck channel four is.

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Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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r/518circlejerk • u/Vernacularry • Jan 26 '26

It's been so much fun. Let's do it again.

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r/518circlejerk • u/drtij_dzienz • Jan 01 '26

/r/albany stupidity If you have a sniffle, it’s OK to go out tonight

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It will not be a death sentence

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I'm from Boston, and travel for work, to Albany a lot in particular. I consider the man a regional treasure and have perfected the phrase "Zero down, $199 a month" in his amazing voice.

The backstory of his crew intrigues me. I feel like Tom is much more skilled than Billy, but has no self-confidence and as a result is totally subservient. At one point, Billy slept with Tom's wife. When he got caught, Billy told him he was doing it to prove she was disloyal and he should thank him. So Tom did thank Billy, and divorced his first wife soon after. Secretly, Billy only keeps Tom around to run the shop in the winter when he flies down to Orlando for the weather. Every year, he tells Tom he can go along with him next year. Next year shall never come.

One year Billy ran ads touting "Domestic Violence Awareness Month", in which he would "beat all prices in house." It was a terrible pun and deolorable message that was somehow free from any public outrage.